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(CNN)   Seattle man asserts constitutional right to bare more than his arms   ( divider line
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2003-04-26 06:11:36 PM  
2003-04-26 06:11:39 PM  
good headline.
2003-04-26 06:12:03 PM  
May I be the first to say, good headline! As well as the first one to post something.
2003-04-26 06:12:44 PM  
Oh screw you then. Jackass.

/who am I talking to?
2003-04-26 06:13:09 PM  
nice headline. Those crazy nudists bike right past my apt. People do that crazy shiat in capital hill.
2003-04-26 06:17:01 PM  
heh... i beat you, Cheesus
2003-04-26 06:17:26 PM  
Wonder if it was Whidbey.
2003-04-26 06:19:01 PM  
Bicycle races are coming your way, so forget all your duties oh yeah!
2003-04-26 06:19:58 PM  
I agree with the guy. nudity sould be legal since it only offends bible thumpers and insecure people.

exceptions made for fat people
2003-04-26 06:20:46 PM  
I should go out and see if I can find any to run off the road with my car.. nothing funnier then one of these stupid hippies with a full body road rash. Maybe next time you'll wear some farkin protection you phish fark.
2003-04-26 06:20:52 PM  
I agree that we have the right to ride bicycles nude, although I can't because the spokes are too close.
2003-04-26 06:21:42 PM  
Ah, nothing like a good nudity article to keep up a great weekend.
2003-04-26 06:24:34 PM  
What's with all the nudity articles recently?
2003-04-26 06:26:58 PM  
Damn, how could I ride a bike with my dick flapping around like that?
2003-04-26 06:28:06 PM  
But with officials regularly hinting they may crack down on this cheeky biking trend...

crack....cheeky....they're funny.
2003-04-26 06:28:11 PM  
A Seattle Police spokeswoman could not be reached for immediate comment. Local police generally have tolerated nudity at adult events like Mardi Gras or Gay Pride festivities and typically look the other way at the solstice parade, slated this year for June 17.

Yeah, I would too. I imagine the folks participating in this thing are somewhat less than attractive.
2003-04-26 06:31:20 PM  
Have you seen most nudists?

Keep it illegal.
2003-04-26 06:32:29 PM  
If they want to flap in the wind, then let them flap in the wind.

Yes cheeky was funny :)
2003-04-26 06:33:00 PM  
I have no problem with hot women celebrating the arrival of spring.
2003-04-26 06:33:22 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I'm a nudist. Its cool
2003-04-26 06:39:38 PM  
I'd be afraid of catching my scrote in the front sproket......maybe if I got a belt driven bike.
2003-04-26 06:43:01 PM  
constitutional rights are SO nineties.
2003-04-26 06:45:11 PM  
Imagine this fellow cruising down your street naked on a bicycle:
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-26 06:47:18 PM  
Riding a bicycle has always been close to the top of my list of things NOT to do while naked. Top of the list is to cook bacon.
2003-04-26 06:48:00 PM  
Hmm, I'd rather envision her:
2003-04-26 06:48:25 PM  
Seems dangerous and should be on the list of things not to do naked. Once I was ironing naked and damn, there is STILL a scar.
2003-04-26 06:48:39 PM  
Okay, her then:

(The queen fat bottom girl album cover.)
2003-04-26 06:50:31 PM  
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like... :)
2003-04-26 06:50:48 PM  
I like to ride my bicycle
I like to ride my bike
I like to ride my bicycle
I like to ride it where I like

2003-04-26 06:51:06 PM  
"Zaitzeff, who earns a living washing and waxing mobile homes"

You know thats one of those lines that has no meaning whatsoever to the story but amused the reported so much they put it in anyway.

/Off topic but after 8 months, I still don't know how bold my comments or put them in italics. How do I do that?
2003-04-26 06:52:02 PM  
That's a coincidence, I saw some guy cycling naked only last week.
2003-04-26 06:53:45 PM  

only, do it with the html on.
2003-04-26 06:53:49 PM  
Thanks for the album cover pic Randombob, I set it as my wallpaper.
2003-04-26 06:54:44 PM  
<i><b> still don't know how bold my comments or put them in italics. How do I do that?</b></i>

If you click the "Don't interpret HTML" checkbox at the top you can figure alot out.
2003-04-26 06:54:54 PM  
Who moderates the Moderator?
2003-04-26 06:57:20 PM  
Oh, you're looking for the metamod system. M1 and M2. Or is that the money supply? Go here:
2003-04-26 06:57:21 PM  
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Ewwwww, SKIDMARKS and I don't mean on the road.
2003-04-26 06:58:45 PM  
Ah, beat me to it Wydok...

Ew... nekid bike riding could lead to serious nether-region injuries...
2003-04-26 06:59:47 PM  
I believe this thread is the second time someone has referenced "Bicycle Race" on FARK today. Weird.

"Fat Bottom girls are riding today... so look out for those beauties... oh yeah..."
2003-04-26 07:07:04 PM  
04-26-03 06:50:48 PM Wydok
I like to ride my bicycle
I like to ride my bike
I like to ride my bicycle
I like to ride it where I like


That's all well and good. But the problem arises when you get to Fat Bottom Girls...
2003-04-26 07:13:52 PM  
The problems get worse when the fat bottom girls struggle to ride the bike up a hill.
2003-04-26 07:21:24 PM  
Hopefully there is no downhill involved. Imagine negotiating a 10 foot rock garden with no padding...
2003-04-26 07:21:40 PM  
I think public nudity *should* be illegal because the only people doing it look like white-trash. And even if it was legal, we'd still have to put up with these freaks. For every babe-on-a-bike there would be 50 fat, smelly, wrinkled, middle-aged men; it just wouldn't be worth it.
2003-04-26 07:27:21 PM  
I'll go a step further and say it should be illegal for white-trash looking people to be out in public in any kind of clothing. No one wants to see fat, smelly, wrinkled, middle-ages men so just put them under house arrest for the rest of their life.
2003-04-26 07:28:01 PM  
looks like Drew's sleepin
2003-04-26 07:29:59 PM  
I on the other hand, do not mind nakedness.
Nothing wrong with being naked. If the white trash is ugly, then just look away.

You see fugly people with clothes on anyway. What do you suggest? We kill all the fat ugly people? or old people because they've got wrinkles?
Just do the same thing you do when there's a nasty looking person with clothes on, look away.
2003-04-26 07:30:31 PM  
Zaitzeff, who earns a living washing and waxing mobile homes, said he would draw the line on nude behavior that would threaten or frighten others.

That explains a lot.
2003-04-26 07:31:09 PM  
"Zaitzeff, who earns a living washing and waxing mobile homes..."

Wow. How much excess hair do those things have?
2003-04-26 07:32:48 PM  
bike seat + unprotected rear = not me, not in a 1000 years!
2003-04-26 07:38:19 PM  
Seattle man asserts constitutional right to bare more than his arms

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Thank goodness I don't have to see that!
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