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(Topeka Capital-Journal) Amusing In hopes of circumventing anti-smoking laws, man opens up a smoker-friendly tobacco store inside a bar. "The tobacco shop has no walls. Its boundaries are marked off by duct tape."   (cjonline.com) divider line 413
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2010-03-16 01:25:21 PM
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Approves.
 
2010-03-16 01:34:44 PM
done in one.
 
2010-03-16 01:36:30 PM
Smoking is banned in bars in Maryland. I want to open a bar where you are required to smoke a cigarette (on the street, where it's legal) before gaining entry.
 
2010-03-16 01:47:08 PM
Gecko Gingrich: Smoking is banned in bars in Maryland. I want to open a bar where you are required to smoke a cigarette (on the street, where it's legal (for now)) before gaining entry.

FTFY
 
2010-03-16 01:53:21 PM
Gecko Gingrich: Smoking is banned in bars in Maryland. I want to open a bar where you are required to smoke a cigarette (on the street, where it's legal) before gaining entry.

What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?
 
2010-03-16 01:59:28 PM
Certainly not smoking in a bar in California, eh? 'Cos you can't! No smoking, and soon no drinking and no talking.

/eddie rules
 
2010-03-16 03:52:56 PM
Bob Falfa: What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?

Because fark anti-smokers who want to ban behavior on private property, that's why.
 
2010-03-16 04:22:13 PM
Gecko Gingrich: Bob Falfa: What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?

Because fark anti-smokers who want to ban behavior on private property, that's why.


What's your view on sex with animals?
 
2010-03-16 04:33:31 PM
dahmers love zombie: Certainly not smoking in a bar in California, eh? 'Cos you can't! No smoking, and soon no drinking and no talking.

/eddie rules



The smoking ban in Washington is worse....you can't even light up in a smoke shop or cigar bar. In fact, there are no more cigar bars.

/Fark you, Washington voters.
//Fark you very much.
///At least California didn't go full retard in that regard.
 
2010-03-16 04:34:31 PM
vygramul: Gecko Gingrich: Bob Falfa: What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?

Because fark anti-smokers who want to ban behavior on private property, that's why.

What's your view on sex with animals?


Do you sodomize your wife?
 
2010-03-16 04:36:10 PM
Gecko Gingrich: Bob Falfa: What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?

Because fark anti-smokers who want to ban behavior on private property, that's why.


wahhhhh, the majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!
 
2010-03-16 04:36:34 PM
The ban kicked in around here (North Carolina) in January. The upshot has been I've been going to bars a lot more, as have a lot of other non-smokers who couldn't stand the smoke. There have been a few who openly flout the law, but they'll come around when they realize they are losing business. Lots more non-smokers, after all, and they don't die as soon.

And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.
 
2010-03-16 04:37:30 PM
The_Sponge: dahmers love zombie: Certainly not smoking in a bar in California, eh? 'Cos you can't! No smoking, and soon no drinking and no talking.

/eddie rules


The smoking ban in Washington is worse....you can't even light up in a smoke shop or cigar bar. In fact, there are no more cigar bars.

/Fark you, Washington voters.
//Fark you very much.
///At least California didn't go full retard in that regard.


NYC is worse. They first told everyone that they could build separate smoking sections, provided they had independent ventilation, and staff was not required to go in them during the normal course of business. Once a bunch of bars spent a pile of money to build them, the state came in and passed a law that trumped it.

Now the new thing is the city is recruiting people who are younger and, well, I guess cooler looking, to get into the smoke easys that have popped up all over, because their inspectors weren't getting in the door.
 
2010-03-16 04:38:04 PM
The sad things is I don't know who acts more entitled.

Nuke us all from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2010-03-16 04:38:22 PM
tlchwi02: majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!

Most bars I frequent are Private Property. Proprietor can refuse service and admittance.
 
2010-03-16 04:38:28 PM
Hot Pockets tobacco shop



"Hot Pockets for breakfast, Hot Pockets for lunch, dead by dinner time."
 
2010-03-16 04:38:58 PM
There is nothing worse than a fanatical non smoker telling me what I can and cannot do. Fark you all.
 
2010-03-16 04:39:07 PM
As a smoker, I actually enjoy not being able to smoke inside. As weird as it sounds, I hate it when other people smoke around me.
 
2010-03-16 04:39:23 PM
FTFA: McVay wrote that while Suwalski's tobacco store was a place of employment of the type exempted by the ordinance, "There are no means of containing the smoke to the Cigarette Outlet and preventing it from causing the patrons and employees of Hot Pockets from breathing smoke filled air."

Install a huge effing exhaust fan over the 10'x10' area. Or just call the whole place a tobacco shop that just happens to have pool tables available for customers to use while there. Might need to make the sports bar into a small section that is smoke-free... what's the ruling on whether you can drink in a tobacco shop?
 
2010-03-16 04:39:43 PM
tlchwi02: wahhhhh, the majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!

private property =! public location.

/just sayin'
 
2010-03-16 04:40:01 PM
Having a "smoking section" in a bar or restaurant is like having a "peeing section" in a public swimming pool.
 
2010-03-16 04:40:05 PM
It won't work. De-facto smoking in a bar is no different.

Besides, they'll get slammed on liquor license charges. A bar can't allow a customer to leave with an open container of alcohol, so when they want to "leave" the bar to "enter" the smoking shop, they'll have to have their container corked and put in a bag, which is then stapled.

The smoke shop won't be able to sell alcohol either, and may not be able to have people drinking inside of it anyway, thus defeating the purpose.
 
2010-03-16 04:40:17 PM
tlchwi02: Gecko Gingrich: Bob Falfa: What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?

Because fark anti-smokers who want to ban behavior on private property, that's why.

wahhhhh, the majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!


Idiot, it's called a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC, not a direct Democracy. Keep your emotionally based outbursts out of politics.
 
2010-03-16 04:40:33 PM
toetag: tlchwi02: majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!

Most bars I frequent are Private Property. Proprietor can refuse service and admittance.


most bars i visit are private property and i have no problem with the government banning meth use in them.

/also, i'm glad that they wont let those darkies in there! huzzah private property forever!
 
2010-03-16 04:41:01 PM
Michigan's law goes into effect in May, and apparently you can't even smoke outside on a patio if drinks are served there. Oh, and private clubs aren't exempt. Nice.

The owner of the coffeeshop I'm at just asked me a few hours ago if I knew of any way to get around it... pretty much everyone who comes in here smokes cigarettes or hookah. He said he'd stop serving food or make it a membership only place or whatever it took. He's probably going to go out of business, though. Sad.

calm like a bomb: And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.

And you couldn't find a single damn bar to patronize that didn't have smoking before the ban, eh?
 
2010-03-16 04:41:08 PM
calm like a bomb: The ban kicked in around here (North Carolina) in January. The upshot has been I've been going to bars a lot more, as have a lot of other non-smokers who couldn't stand the smoke. There have been a few who openly flout the law, but they'll come around when they realize they are losing business. Lots more non-smokers, after all, and they don't die as soon.

And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.


I feel bad for the places that were specifically FOR smoking. You'd think that those places would be okay, but noooooo.
 
2010-03-16 04:41:13 PM
The_Sponge: The smoking ban in Washington is worse....you can't even light up in a smoke shop or cigar bar. In fact, there are no more cigar bars.

/Fark you, Washington voters.
//Fark you very much.
///At least California didn't go full retard in that regard.


Same in Illinois. In fact, Chicago took it a step further banning it in public parks. Public golf course? Can't smoke. In the middle of a park with nobody around you smoking the place up with your charcoal grill? Can't smoke.
 
2010-03-16 04:41:26 PM
If a bar wants to allow smoking,and you don't want to breathe smoke why not just go somewhere else?
If there really are that many non-smoking drinkers,why didn't someone tap into that market years ago and open a non-smoking bar?

Because a lot of people- including some usual non-smokers- will want to light up when they have been drinking.
 
2010-03-16 04:41:42 PM
tlchwi02: toetag: tlchwi02: majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!

Most bars I frequent are Private Property. Proprietor can refuse service and admittance.

most bars i visit are private property and i have no problem with the government banning meth use in them.

/also, i'm glad that they wont let those darkies in there! huzzah private property forever!


1/10. You went way overboard. I swear, subtlety is a lost art.
 
2010-03-16 04:41:47 PM
tlchwi02: Gecko Gingrich: Bob Falfa: What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?

Because fark anti-smokers who want to ban behavior on private property, that's why.

wahhhhh, the majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!


I'm sure you're just trolling but on the off chance you're just a moran what part of "private property" in his post made you think he was whinging about a public location?
 
2010-03-16 04:42:34 PM
NuclearWinter: calm like a bomb: The ban kicked in around here (North Carolina) in January. The upshot has been I've been going to bars a lot more, as have a lot of other non-smokers who couldn't stand the smoke. There have been a few who openly flout the law, but they'll come around when they realize they are losing business. Lots more non-smokers, after all, and they don't die as soon.

And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.

I feel bad for the places that were specifically FOR smoking. You'd think that those places would be okay, but noooooo.


Seriously. Want to open a hookah bar? Nope. Hell, did you build an outdoor patio so people could smoke and the inside remain smoke free? Nope, unless you ban people from carrying their drinks outside.

Lovely.
 
2010-03-16 04:42:38 PM
With all due respect for smokers:

Having a smoking section in a bar, restaurant, etc. is like having a pissing section in a swimming pool.

Just a thought.
 
2010-03-16 04:43:27 PM
NuclearWinter: FTFA: McVay wrote that while Suwalski's tobacco store was a place of employment of the type exempted by the ordinance, "There are no means of containing the smoke to the Cigarette Outlet and preventing it from causing the patrons and employees of Hot Pockets from breathing smoke filled air."

Install a huge effing exhaust fan over the 10'x10' area. Or just call the whole place a tobacco shop that just happens to have pool tables available for customers to use while there. Might need to make the sports bar into a small section that is smoke-free... what's the ruling on whether you can drink in a tobacco shop?


Another funny story. There was a tobbaco shop in my town that also happened to sell higher end liquor. So you could go have a nice cigar and a good drink.

Well the law said to be a tobacco shop, X% of your revenue had to come soley from tobacco products. The place got swamped once the smoking ban passed, as it was the only place around you could have a drink and smoke still. Since most people just wanted to be able to light up a few cigs, and didn't really care for higher end cigars, the guy started pulling in a disproportionate amount of money from liquor sales. He then made a rule that you had to buy a cigar or whatever in order to buy a drink, and was still way over. In the end he ended up having to sell his liquor license to be able to stay a cigar shop.
 
2010-03-16 04:43:33 PM
NuclearWinter: calm like a bomb: The ban kicked in around here (North Carolina) in January. The upshot has been I've been going to bars a lot more, as have a lot of other non-smokers who couldn't stand the smoke. There have been a few who openly flout the law, but they'll come around when they realize they are losing business. Lots more non-smokers, after all, and they don't die as soon.

And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.

I feel bad for the places that were specifically FOR smoking. You'd think that those places would be okay, but noooooo.


That's fair. The hookah shops should have gotten excepted. The cigar bars did, which just goes to show you who spent the most on lobbyists.
 
2010-03-16 04:43:56 PM
tlchwi02: wahhhhh, the majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!


If that's the case, then I never want to hear you biatch and moan about Prop 8 in California.
 
2010-03-16 04:44:15 PM
calm like a bomb: The ban kicked in around here (North Carolina) in January. The upshot has been I've been going to bars a lot more, as have a lot of other non-smokers who couldn't stand the smoke. There have been a few who openly flout the law, but they'll come around when they realize they are losing business. Lots more non-smokers, after all, and they don't die as soon.

And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.


I'm sure that bar owners in NC are really happy that their regulars have been replaced twofold by smug jackasses who pretend to be violent on the internet when in fact they're scared of smoke IRL.
 
2010-03-16 04:44:22 PM
Smoking is a stupid habit. It sucks when you start. It makes you sick. It's expensive. It makes you look like an ass. Its not cool at all. You smoke, you are by definition an idiot.

That having been said....

If its legal (which makes no sense anyway) but if it is... why can't a business owner allow smoking if they want to? Don't like it? Don't go. I wouldn't. If I were in that business I'd open a non-smoking bar and get that business instead and leave the emphysematous, breath reeking crowd to their own devices.

/Guy still tried to get around the law and failed easily. He'll lose again. Less money for ciggies for him...
 
2010-03-16 04:44:32 PM
I don't thing I would drink at a place called Hot Pockets.

In fact, I'd be a little grossed out to touch any door handles, pool cues, etc.
 
2010-03-16 04:45:18 PM
He probably also thinks turkeys can fly.

/get off my lawn!
 
2010-03-16 04:45:18 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: calm like a bomb: And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.

And you couldn't find a single damn bar to patronize that didn't have smoking before the ban, eh?


The only one I knew of was 20 miles away. Drunk driving bad.
 
2010-03-16 04:45:19 PM
Waiting impatiently for my electric cigarette and wondering if any farkers have reviews of them. I ordered the Blu.
 
2010-03-16 04:45:31 PM
Bob Falfa: Gecko Gingrich: Smoking is banned in bars in Maryland. I want to open a bar where you are required to smoke a cigarette (on the street, where it's legal) before gaining entry.

What would the point of that be? To make sure that everybody in your bar had equally bad breath?


And yellow teeth.
And diseased lungs.
And stained fingers.
And burn-holed clothing.
 
2010-03-16 04:45:39 PM
Salmon: I don't thing I would drink at a place called Hot Pockets.

In fact, I'd be a little grossed out to touch any door handles, pool cues, etc.


Is it in Alabama?
 
2010-03-16 04:45:45 PM
anti smoking= brainwashing commie plot. if it's a smoking bar and you don't smoke and you don't like it. then just leave. there are plenty of non smoking bars around. Dont push your SHIAT on me. just go some where else. problem solved.


/nuff said
 
2010-03-16 04:46:45 PM
tuffsnake: I'm sure you're just trolling but on the off chance you're just a moran what part of "private property" in his post made you think he was whinging about a public location?

a little bit. my tone was trolling, but i fully agree with smoking bans, even in "private property." The rights of private property are not, and have never been, sacrosanct. If they were, then people could ban a specific race from their private property, they could allow any generally illegal activity in it, so long as it occurred on their "private property."

And frankly, looking at the list of family members i don't have thanks to lung and throat cancer who were life long smokers, i have no sympathy for those who claim it doesn't hurt anyone but yourself. tell that to those who are left behind
 
2010-03-16 04:46:47 PM
1derful: I'm sure that bar owners in NC are really happy that their regulars have been replaced twofold by smug jackasses who pretend to be violent on the internet when in fact they're scared of smoke IRL.

Scared? No. Don't like? Yes.
 
2010-03-16 04:46:50 PM
Pucca: There is nothing worse than a fanatical non smoker telling me what I can and cannot do. Fark you all.


There is nothing worse than a fanatical anti-drug person telling me what I can and cannot do. Fark you all.

There is nothing worse than a teetotaler telling me what I can and cannot do. Fark you all.

There is nothing worse than a prude telling me what I can and cannot do in the privacy of my own home. Fark you all.

There is nothing worse than a politically correct person telling me what I can and cannot say. Fark you all.
 
2010-03-16 04:47:03 PM
Raven Darke: With all due respect for smokers:

Having a smoking section in a bar, restaurant, etc. is like having a pissing section in a swimming pool.

Just a thought.


As a rule of thumb, yes. But if the section is blocked off and ventilated properly, then the analogy starts to die off.

When I was in college I used to work and hang around at at one of the few places on campus that allowed smoking. I'm not a smoker myself, but the place had its own appeal and it was a great place to be at. Damn near impossible to get a seat too. The area was sealed off pretty well from the outside and had two smoke-eaters installed to ventilate.

However, when Wisconsin decided to bar smoking inside public property, it took one hell of a hit.

/Spent the last available night to smoke in the UWM Union with cigars on the 2nd floor.
//It was spectacular.
 
2010-03-16 04:47:14 PM
Panty Sniffer: Same in Illinois. In fact, Chicago took it a step further banning it in public parks. Public golf course? Can't smoke. In the middle of a park with nobody around you smoking the place up with your charcoal grill? Can't smoke.


Ugh...I heard about that. There's something wrong when you can't enjoy a cigar at Ditka's Restaurant.

Side story:

A couple of years ago, some friends and I were smoking cigar in a park. (After stopping by a local smoke shop.) We made sure we were far away from everyone, and yet.....

This fat kid who is walking with his dad yells "I have three words for you....NO....STANK....YOU!" Unfortunately, that dad didn't make him apologize, and some day, that kid is going to say that to the wrong people, and get his ass kicked.
 
2010-03-16 04:47:15 PM
poorcku: tlchwi02: wahhhhh, the majority of my neighbors voted to not allow my annoying and harmful personal habit in a public location! a democratic process has worked against me! wahhhhhh!

private property =! public location.

/just sayin'


Thisn

calm like a bomb: The ban kicked in around here (North Carolina) in January. The upshot has been I've been going to bars a lot more, as have a lot of other non-smokers who couldn't stand the smoke. There have been a few who openly flout the law, but they'll come around when they realize they are losing business. Lots more non-smokers, after all, and they don't die as soon.

And smokers who are pissed about their "rights"? fark 'em. Or alternatively, feel free to smoke while sitting on the next stool if you don't mind me repeatedly punching you in the neck- that way everybody's health gets unwillingly affected.


your drunkedness kills more each year than my smokedness...
 
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