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2010-03-16 12:14:49 PM
Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.
 
2010-03-16 12:28:02 PM
Where exactly are these bananas being used?
 
2010-03-16 12:28:25 PM
Penis joke in one, all that's left is girls eating bananas and perhaps a few links to the "banana phone" song for those who don't already know of it.
 
2010-03-16 12:28:29 PM
But only if you use them as health class learning tools.
 
2010-03-16 12:29:00 PM
Well, at least we know the girls in the Vegetable Insertion video series won't get infected.
 
2010-03-16 12:29:02 PM
(in before racism)
 
2010-03-16 12:29:12 PM
Also, beats the hell out of circumcision.

There, is this thread done now?
 
2010-03-16 12:29:18 PM
This shiat is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
 
2010-03-16 12:29:20 PM
And sticking one in your ear keeps aligators from attacking.

But there aren't any aligators around here.

See, it's working.
 
2010-03-16 12:29:34 PM
brap: Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

Over in 1.
 
2010-03-16 12:29:48 PM
My cellular, immunodeficient syndrooooooooooooome!
 
2010-03-16 12:29:50 PM
www.kirk-cameron.org

Vindicated!
 
2010-03-16 12:29:58 PM
Swanson and his colleagues noted that even modest success in developing BanLec into a vaginal or anal microbicide could save millions of lives.

So then it doesn't really matter which orifice you put them in, it's all good then?
 
2010-03-16 12:30:19 PM
Sweet, get me bunch of bananas and a plane ticket to Haiti now. Gotta get there before the discount hookers are gone.
 
2010-03-16 12:30:32 PM
Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.
 
2010-03-16 12:31:15 PM
brap
Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

one and done! nice
 
2010-03-16 12:31:26 PM
The Third Man: Where exactly are these bananas being used?

In the vagina, or anus.

No, seriously. FTFA:

"Swanson and his colleagues noted that even modest success in developing BanLec into a vaginal or anal microbicide could save millions of lives".

It's used prophyllactically.
 
2010-03-16 12:31:33 PM
The Crepes of Wrath: Vindicated!

damn you for beating me to it.

/well done, sir.
//leaving satisfied.
 
2010-03-16 12:31:51 PM
Oh, can we also get some sort of shout-out to Harry Chapin, Scranton, and that 30,000lbs.... of bananas.
 
2010-03-16 12:31:54 PM
"Hey baby, what you want me to do with this banana? Slide it. ."

"Eat it."

"Eat it?"

"Just eat it."

*shrugs*
 
2010-03-16 12:32:21 PM
Bananas prevent HIV. Monkeys eat bananas. People have sex with monkeys. People get HIV. People eat bananas. Bananas become telephones.
 
2010-03-16 12:32:51 PM
members.cox.net
 
2010-03-16 12:32:51 PM
BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.


Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realise their mistake and flip it over?
 
2010-03-16 12:32:56 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com

/not mine
 
2010-03-16 12:33:29 PM
BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.


i.ytimg.com
 
2010-03-16 12:33:55 PM
So, this gives new meaning to the rhyme about a banana in their pants.
 
2010-03-16 12:36:15 PM
s3.hubimg.com
 
2010-03-16 12:36:45 PM
paquerette: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realize their mistake and flip it over?




Ribbed for her pleasure...


/Screw that, I turn them inside out, why should she have all the fun...
 
2010-03-16 12:37:12 PM
Then why do so many Africans have it?

/Just for you 8Draw
 
2010-03-16 12:37:17 PM
So the health teacher was wrong in showing us to put a condom on the banana?
 
2010-03-16 12:37:46 PM
img.youtube.com

Step one: Peel the banana.
Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching.

Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza.
 
2010-03-16 12:37:49 PM
paquerette: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realise their mistake and flip it over?


i dont think ive ever seen anyone else but myself put one on...

and that includes porn with the mysterious missing scene where the condom magically appears.
 
2010-03-16 12:38:23 PM
Why did it not work for the monkeys in Africa where we got the damn virus?
 
2010-03-16 12:38:30 PM
Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze.
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase.
 
2010-03-16 12:38:57 PM
Great, this just gives those DOUCHEBAGS Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron more ammo for their BS arsenal.

This IS good news but they'll twist it so very badly to fit their beliefs.
 
2010-03-16 12:40:05 PM
HOT DAMN!! BANANAS AND WHORES!!!!
 
2010-03-16 12:41:13 PM
Good news on all sides

We have better tools to fight the disease

Bigots have another link in the AIDS - n-word - monkeysex link
 
2010-03-16 12:41:16 PM
BlorfMaster: paquerette: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realise their mistake and flip it over?

i dont think ive ever seen anyone else but myself put one on...

and that includes porn with the mysterious missing scene where the condom magically appears.


I guess this is one of the detriments of being the one doing the penising instead of the one getting penised? I dunno. This is why they teach girls how to put them on too.
 
2010-03-16 12:41:34 PM
www.canada.com
 
2010-03-16 12:43:43 PM
brap
Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

farm4.static.flickr.com

This thread will either be full of win, or really creep me out. I'm willing to wait and see.
 
2010-03-16 12:44:37 PM
mandingueiro: /well done, sir.

Heh...first thing I thought of.
 
2010-03-16 12:44:51 PM
BolshevikMuppet: The Third Man: Where exactly are these bananas being used?

In the vagina, or anus.

No, seriously. FTFA:

"Swanson and his colleagues noted that even modest success in developing BanLec into a vaginal or anal microbicide could save millions of lives".

It's used prophyllactically.


ZOMG something else that binds competitively to DC-SIGN to inhibit HIV!
 
2010-03-16 12:45:02 PM
Eating a banana right now, getting kick yadda yadda

/still don't feel like magic johnson
 
2010-03-16 12:45:45 PM
The Crepes of Wrath: Vindicated!

If you're gonna post that asshats pic, post a pic of the chick he debated. Now that was one hot banana.

bsalert.com
 
2010-03-16 12:45:51 PM
brap: Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

came and left
 
2010-03-16 12:47:07 PM
I submitted this with a bigger, longer and uncut headline.
 
2010-03-16 12:47:12 PM
BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.


If you "finish", stay inside the girl, and not take the condom off, as you go flaccid stuff can ooze out the sides, and the condom can even slip off as you pull out.
 
2010-03-16 12:49:19 PM
www.adennak.com

Any excuse to break this one out is good enough for me.
 
2010-03-16 12:51:12 PM
iollow: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

If you "finish", stay inside the girl, and not take the condom off, as you go flaccid stuff can ooze out the sides, and the condom can even slip off as you pull out.


A real man would be half way through the sammach she got up to make him by the time he were flaccid enough for anything to ooze out of that baby balloon.
 
2010-03-16 12:51:35 PM
Where in Fark's sake is the IRONIC tag, subby?
 
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