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brap [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 12:14:49 PM
Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.
 
The Third Man
2010-03-16 12:28:02 PM
Where exactly are these bananas being used?
 
TheBigJerk
2010-03-16 12:28:25 PM
Penis joke in one, all that's left is girls eating bananas and perhaps a few links to the "banana phone" song for those who don't already know of it.
 
paquerette
2010-03-16 12:28:29 PM
But only if you use them as health class learning tools.
 
Whatthefark
2010-03-16 12:29:00 PM
Well, at least we know the girls in the Vegetable Insertion video series won't get infected.
 
8Draw
2010-03-16 12:29:02 PM
(in before racism)
 
paquerette
2010-03-16 12:29:12 PM
Also, beats the hell out of circumcision.

There, is this thread done now?
 
TripodSardine
2010-03-16 12:29:18 PM
This shiat is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
 
tothekor
2010-03-16 12:29:20 PM
And sticking one in your ear keeps aligators from attacking.

But there aren't any aligators around here.

See, it's working.
 
MemeSlave
2010-03-16 12:29:34 PM
brap: Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

Over in 1.
 
Ironclad2
2010-03-16 12:29:48 PM
My cellular, immunodeficient syndrooooooooooooome!
 
The Crepes of Wrath
2010-03-16 12:29:50 PM
www.kirk-cameron.org

Vindicated!
 
orat-on-a-stick
2010-03-16 12:29:58 PM
Swanson and his colleagues noted that even modest success in developing BanLec into a vaginal or anal microbicide could save millions of lives.

So then it doesn't really matter which orifice you put them in, it's all good then?
 
spacechicken170am
2010-03-16 12:30:19 PM
Sweet, get me bunch of bananas and a plane ticket to Haiti now. Gotta get there before the discount hookers are gone.
 
BlorfMaster
2010-03-16 12:30:32 PM
Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.
 
adp1215
2010-03-16 12:31:15 PM
brap
Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

one and done! nice
 
BolshevikMuppet
2010-03-16 12:31:26 PM
The Third Man: Where exactly are these bananas being used?

In the vagina, or anus.

No, seriously. FTFA:

"Swanson and his colleagues noted that even modest success in developing BanLec into a vaginal or anal microbicide could save millions of lives".

It's used prophyllactically.
 
mandingueiro
2010-03-16 12:31:33 PM
The Crepes of Wrath: Vindicated!

damn you for beating me to it.

/well done, sir.
//leaving satisfied.
 
paquerette
2010-03-16 12:31:51 PM
Oh, can we also get some sort of shout-out to Harry Chapin, Scranton, and that 30,000lbs.... of bananas.
 
DarnoKonrad
2010-03-16 12:31:54 PM
"Hey baby, what you want me to do with this banana? Slide it. ."

"Eat it."

"Eat it?"

"Just eat it."

*shrugs*
 
irgunner
2010-03-16 12:32:21 PM
Bananas prevent HIV. Monkeys eat bananas. People have sex with monkeys. People get HIV. People eat bananas. Bananas become telephones.
 
LewDux
2010-03-16 12:32:51 PM
members.cox.net
 
paquerette
2010-03-16 12:32:51 PM
BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realise their mistake and flip it over?
 
rabidferret
2010-03-16 12:32:56 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com

/not mine
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 12:33:29 PM
BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

i.ytimg.com
 
Fark-N-Noodle
2010-03-16 12:33:55 PM
So, this gives new meaning to the rhyme about a banana in their pants.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2010-03-16 12:36:15 PM
s3.hubimg.com
 
orat-on-a-stick
2010-03-16 12:36:45 PM
paquerette: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realize their mistake and flip it over?



Ribbed for her pleasure...


/Screw that, I turn them inside out, why should she have all the fun...
 
Cyborg77
2010-03-16 12:37:12 PM
Then why do so many Africans have it?

/Just for you 8Draw
 
kvinesknows
2010-03-16 12:37:17 PM
So the health teacher was wrong in showing us to put a condom on the banana?
 
the-meter-man
2010-03-16 12:37:46 PM
img.youtube.com

Step one: Peel the banana.
Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching.

Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza.
 
BlorfMaster
2010-03-16 12:37:49 PM
paquerette: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realise their mistake and flip it over?

i dont think ive ever seen anyone else but myself put one on...

and that includes porn with the mysterious missing scene where the condom magically appears.
 
Jimbo-slam
2010-03-16 12:38:23 PM
Why did it not work for the monkeys in Africa where we got the damn virus?
 
dryknife
2010-03-16 12:38:30 PM
Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze.
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase.
 
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired
2010-03-16 12:38:57 PM
Great, this just gives those DOUCHEBAGS Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron more ammo for their BS arsenal.

This IS good news but they'll twist it so very badly to fit their beliefs.
 
HypnozombieX
2010-03-16 12:40:05 PM
HOT DAMN!! BANANAS AND WHORES!!!!
 
SakuraDensetsu
2010-03-16 12:41:13 PM
Good news on all sides

We have better tools to fight the disease

Bigots have another link in the AIDS - n-word - monkeysex link
 
paquerette
2010-03-16 12:41:16 PM
BlorfMaster: paquerette: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

Have you ever seen someone try to put one on inside out, and then realise their mistake and flip it over?

i dont think ive ever seen anyone else but myself put one on...

and that includes porn with the mysterious missing scene where the condom magically appears.

I guess this is one of the detriments of being the one doing the penising instead of the one getting penised? I dunno. This is why they teach girls how to put them on too.
 
Sticky Hands
2010-03-16 12:41:34 PM
www.canada.com
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 12:43:43 PM
brap
Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

farm4.static.flickr.com

This thread will either be full of win, or really creep me out. I'm willing to wait and see.
 
The Crepes of Wrath
2010-03-16 12:44:37 PM
mandingueiro: /well done, sir.

Heh...first thing I thought of.
 
Ashelth
2010-03-16 12:44:51 PM
BolshevikMuppet: The Third Man: Where exactly are these bananas being used?

In the vagina, or anus.

No, seriously. FTFA:

"Swanson and his colleagues noted that even modest success in developing BanLec into a vaginal or anal microbicide could save millions of lives".

It's used prophyllactically.

ZOMG something else that binds competitively to DC-SIGN to inhibit HIV!
 
spukey23
2010-03-16 12:45:02 PM
Eating a banana right now, getting kick yadda yadda

/still don't feel like magic johnson
 
NightOwl2255
2010-03-16 12:45:45 PM
The Crepes of Wrath: Vindicated!

If you're gonna post that asshats pic, post a pic of the chick he debated. Now that was one hot banana.

bsalert.com
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 12:45:51 PM
brap: Hello? Particularly when used as a substitute for diseased penis residence.

came and left
 
Farker T
2010-03-16 12:47:07 PM
I submitted this with a bigger, longer and uncut headline.
 
iollow
2010-03-16 12:47:12 PM
BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

If you "finish", stay inside the girl, and not take the condom off, as you go flaccid stuff can ooze out the sides, and the condom can even slip off as you pull out.
 
aden_nak
2010-03-16 12:49:19 PM
www.adennak.com

Any excuse to break this one out is good enough for me.
 
Sticky Hands
2010-03-16 12:51:12 PM
iollow: BlorfMaster: Condoms are effective, but they are often used incorrectly

My mind is boggling on how they can be used wrong and still be 'used' at all.

If you "finish", stay inside the girl, and not take the condom off, as you go flaccid stuff can ooze out the sides, and the condom can even slip off as you pull out.

A real man would be half way through the sammach she got up to make him by the time he were flaccid enough for anything to ooze out of that baby balloon.
 
cjmook21
2010-03-16 12:51:35 PM
Where in Fark's sake is the IRONIC tag, subby?
 
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