They're constipated?

they only farted?

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: They're constipated?

That's what I thought it was going to be.

Ok, so I have the exact opposite problem, but I'm not swimming in pussy...what's the deal, yo?

I thought I had a bad case of ED once, but it magically cured itself when i dumped the girl for a different one.

I think there is a whole pharmone thing going on and if you are just incompatible something in your brain shuts off the baby-maker.

/new girl smells nice. Old one smelled like prison soap.

That's a disappointment.

I wonder if they've ever studied suicide rates...

Men with erectile dysfunction never get any

Study: Men with erectile dysfunction twice as likely to be broken hearted harded.

/FTFY subby

It's not that the ED brings to light underlying health issues.

It's that the guy with ED takes too many Viagra and gets his heart pumping way to fast...


*gack*

Study: Study: Men with erectile dysfunction twice as likely to be broken broke-dick hearted

/FTFY subby

BlorfMaster:

/new girl smells nice. Old one smelled like prison soap bunker chum.

Farker T: I wonder if they've ever studied suicide rates...

Cyborg77: Farker T: I wonder if they've ever studied suicide rates...

It was probably pretty hard to do.

Cyborg77: Farker T: I wonder if they've ever studied suicide rates...

(Adventures of the man with no penis)

Wow, that was a short story.

Mad Scientist: they only farted?

Thank you.

I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?


//Only a tech.

BlorfMaster: I thought I had a bad case of ED once, but it magically cured itself when i dumped the girl for a different one.

I think there is a whole pharmone thing going on and if you are just incompatible something in your brain shuts off the baby-maker.

/new girl smells nice. Old one smelled like prison soap.


What he said

pvd021: I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?

I'm interested in the answers to these questions. From a purely hypothetical point of view, of course.

*whistles tunelessly*

I call it natural selection.

/broken-hearted
//but can keep it up
///giggity

pvd021: I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?


//Only a tech.

I've never taken any of them, but my preference would be for Levitra. Their pens were awesome. You know, the ones you pushed the button on and they unfolded? Kinda like what Levitra does the the phallus?

/independent pharmacies rise up!
//pun intended

here I sit, limp and guarded,
what was stiff, now departed.
rise again, my flaccid friend...
what's that sweetie, come again?

StoneColdAtheist: pvd021: I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?

I'm interested in the answers to these questions. From a purely hypothetical point of view, of course.

*whistles tunelessly*

I took a medication for a few weeks where one of the side effects was difficulty ejaculating. It's kinda hard to stay hard if you know you're not going to get the happy ending. The doc gave me samples of Cialis and Viagra and the Viagra was by far the winner. I still have some knocking around in the medicine cabinet and sample it on occasion. I can understand why people with no ED use it recreationally - it has the added benefit of making the happy ending even happier and more intense.

It's my opinion that the only reason men suffer from erectile dysfunction is because their wives suffer from chronic denyhermansexitis...

Cue Kanye West's next song starting with "How could you have a heeaadache"

pvd021: I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?


//Only a tech.

My doc gave me a sample pack of both viagra and levetra. Viagra seems to hit harder and gives you a weird pressure on you forehead, but it only seems to work good on an empty stomach.

levetra makes ya flush, but no headache, and seems to have a bigger window than viagra. And you can eat beforehand.

my personal experience anyways. they dont give you magic boners. Just a boner that does not wither away when you sniff yer smelly girlfriend.

BlorfMaster: pvd021: I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?


//Only a tech.

My doc gave me a sample pack of both viagra and levetra. Viagra seems to hit harder and gives you a weird pressure on you forehead, but it only seems to work good on an empty stomach.

levetra makes ya flush, but no headache, and seems to have a bigger window than viagra. And you can eat beforehand.

Which "forehead"?

If I'm going to eat, I prefer to do so before hand - or anything else.

overlord_mike: women like a good dicking, and when they don't get it they look elsewhere

never had that problem

My advice to newlywed men has always been: Why argue when you can dicker?

Farker T: BlorfMaster: pvd021: I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?


//Only a tech.

My doc gave me a sample pack of both viagra and levetra. Viagra seems to hit harder and gives you a weird pressure on you forehead, but it only seems to work good on an empty stomach.

levetra makes ya flush, but no headache, and seems to have a bigger window than viagra. And you can eat beforehand.

Which "forehead"?

If I'm going to eat, I prefer to do so before hand - or anything else.

heh, the one above yer eyes.

ya it sucks when yer on a date and instead of the cheese and bacon fajita you have to order a salad. :(

btw, with levetra grapefruit juice increases its potency. the same reason people on heart medication cant drink grapefruit juice.

I blame women's weight gains.

BlorfMaster: btw, with levetra grapefruit juice increases its potency. the same reason people on heart medication cant drink grapefruit juice.

Adds grapefruit juice to grocery list...

Considering Viagra was originally conceived as a heart medication, this is not at all surprising.

RamblinReck89: I've never taken any of them, but my preference would be for Levitra. Their pens were awesome. You know, the ones you pushed the button on and they unfolded? Kinda like what Levitra does the the phallus?

/independent pharmacies rise up!
//pun intended

So what you are saying is that their pen is mightier?

Half a viagra thursday. Good about 45 minutes later and all day Friday. Take the other half Saturday evening. Good till Tuesday.

Works for me. Damned expensive. Makes me see a blueish tint in bright light.

Reasonable heavy drinker.

To any pharmacy Farkers: Is the stuff from Canada the same?

ga362: Makes me see a blueish tint in bright light.

what the heck?

Doubled death risk? That's the dumbest thing I've heard this week. There's a 100% chance I'm going to die. You can't double it and you can't reduce the chance either. It's merely a question of how soaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhh

Pilikia: StoneColdAtheist: pvd021: I worked at a pharmacy. We called Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis, the weekend special. My only question to you people who use it is what's the difference, which one is better, what do you prefer, and why?

I'm interested in the answers to these questions. From a purely hypothetical point of view, of course.

*whistles tunelessly*

I took a medication for a few weeks where one of the side effects was difficulty ejaculating. It's kinda hard to stay hard if you know you're not going to get the happy ending. The doc gave me samples of Cialis and Viagra and the Viagra was by far the winner. I still have some knocking around in the medicine cabinet and sample it on occasion. I can understand why people with no ED use it recreationally - it has the added benefit of making the happy ending even happier and more intense.

Interesting, as I do take blood pressure medication. My ED has gotten worse over the past year, and I will mention this to my doc on I next visit.

just_intonation: It's my opinion that the only reason men suffer from erectile dysfunction is because their wives suffer from chronic denyhermansexitis...

And your an idiot....that is why your partner gets denyhermansexitis.

Research diabetes, prostate cancer, heart disease, stress, some prescription drugs, and the side effect of surgery (prostate biopsy).

ED was my dad's first symptoms of prostate cancer -- and apparently his brother's and dad. They all had issues on the young side of average.

So, guys if your dick ain't working like it use to go to the doctor.

Jatopian
ga362: Makes me see a blueish tint in bright light.

what the heck?

Very true. Lasts for maybe 3 or 4 hours. There's warnings about how it might screw with your vision.

Reminds me of my college days.
Nuff said about that.

Approves