vernonFL: Showerville


awesome

Fark dummy account?

LIKE!

Weaver95: I_Am_Weasel: Ha! That's as likely as FBI with Fark accounts.

/admits to nothing

Oh i'm sure fark discussions have turned up on FBI radar before.


Like this one, once I type the magic word: Tatsuma

Anybody that doesn't know this is a dumbass.

vernonFL

Inmate # 449086 found a bar of soap on the tile floor in Showerville.


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AbbeySomeone: Anybody that doesn't know this is a dumbass.


Probably why our prisons are not full of really smart people...

That's nothing, they also can listen in to your cell phone even when a call is not active, intercept sms messages, turn on the camera, read your email, hack into your computer, all in the name of "freedom and security"

Hello Big Brother!

Is that why every time I get a background investigation done, I start getting spammed with friend requests by girls in swimsuits?

FarkinHostile: vernonFL

Inmate # 449086 found a bar of soap on the tile floor in Showerville.


Bubba, Thick Frank and Pablo likes this.

Damn you both. Soda hurts when it's coming out of your nose.

FarkinHostile: vernonFL

Inmate # 449086 found a bar of soap on the tile floor in Showerville.


Bubba, Thick Frank and Pablo likes this.

ran out of oranges, anyone?

vernonFL: Inmate # 449086 found a bar of soap on the tile floor in Showerville.

did it look like this?



the soap is a lie!

Big Al: That's nothing, they also can listen in to your cell phone even when a call is not active, intercept sms messages, turn on the camera, read your email, hack into your computer, all in the name of "freedom and security"

Hello Big Brother!

They still have a warrant to do that, unless you step over the border into Canada, or the person you are talking to does. Then it is the NSA, not the FBI. But if you are in Canada, the NSA is the least of your problems.

In related news: Public information is public

ghostofreasonpast: Big Al: That's nothing, they also can listen in to your cell phone even when a call is not active, intercept sms messages, turn on the camera, read your email, hack into your computer, all in the name of "freedom and security"

Hello Big Brother!

They still have a warrant to do that, unless you step over the border into Canada, or the person you are talking to does. Then it is the NSA, not the FBI. But if you are in Canada, the NSA is the least of your problems.

A friend of mine sent a pic of the Olympic flame when he was in Vancouver last month and it took 24 hours to come through to my phone. creepy.

ghostofreasonpast: Is that why every time I get a background investigation done, I start getting spammed with friend requests by girls in swimsuits?


Are you saying that the 4 models on my friends list may, in fact, not be models?

Pffttt...

Do people really accept friend requests from people they don't know in real life?

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ghostofreasonpast

They still have a warrant to do that, unless you step over the border into Canada, or the person you are talking to does. Then it is the NSA, not the FBI. But if you are in Canada, the NSA is the least of your problems.>>>>>>>>

Well the problem is, the same methods they use are copied by criminal organizations. You would be surprised how easy it is to get a warrant

You have a friend request from Bob Smith.

Bob Smith's profile:

Activities: "Hanging Out" with my "Buds" and "Smoking."
Interests: "Gardening" (Get it?)
Fav Music: I like cool music that young people like to "party" to.
Favorite Quotations: Party on, man!
About me: I'm a cool guy. If you know where to "score" some "grass" please let me know. I really like to "smoke" and "party." I'm not a "nerd" or a "cop" or anything like that. Really!

cbcs
Fark dummy account?

LIKE!

Done (new window)

A. Do not befriend everyone
B. Don't post illegal shiat
C. Privacy settings

iollow: Do people really accept friend requests from people they don't know in real life?

Friends of friends, maybe.

Damnit HTML FAIL

Link (new window)

fernanernie: cbcs
Fark dummy account?

LIKE!

Done (new window)

A. Do not befriend everyone
B. Don't post illegal shiat
C. Privacy settings

THIS. It's not hard.

iollow: Do people really accept friend requests from people they don't know in real life?


No, not at all. Many people have 3,928 friends in real life...

Regnad Kcin: You have a friend request from Bob Smith.

Bob Smith's profile:

Activities: "Hanging Out" with my "Buds" and "Smoking."
Interests: "Gardening" (Get it?)
Fav Music: I like cool music that young people like to "party" to.
Favorite Quotations: Party on, man!
About me: I'm a cool guy. If you know where to "score" some "grass" please let me know. I really like to "smoke" and "party." I'm not a "nerd" or a "cop" or anything like that. Really!

I've been turning down requests featuring a single picture of a hot chick. I've friended one before, and it seems nobody posting on their wall knew who the fark they were. I can only assume it was an agent from some country's government.

...a potential treasure trove of evidence for cases of violent crime, financial fraud and much more.

And by much more, they mean 'why don't you have a seat right over there...'

I can see it already.

"What is this LO and L of which you speak? Some kind of criminal mastermind code perhaps?"

Phil McKraken: iollow: Do people really accept friend requests from people they don't know in real life?

Friends of friends, maybe.

For that sweet, sweet Crime Stoppers moola, I'd narc on anybody.

/Kidding.
//Or am I?
///Yes.
/\/Roman slashies!

I only like to talk about illegal stuff on fark where I'm completely and totally anonymous.

Robot Devil's Advocate: /\/Roman slashies!


Just looks like an 'N' to me...

pwhp_67: iollow: Do people really accept friend requests from people they don't know in real life?


No, not at all. Many people have 3,928 friends in real life...

Right. They're with the 'in' crowd.

iollow: Do people really accept friend requests from people they don't know in real life?

Yes but just so I can get more Cafe neighbors. I always "hide" them on my wall since I don't have anything to talk to them about.

I get much amusement out of every criminal caught due to their facebook/twitter bragging. I have no problem with this. When you put out information in public..its public.

When you make 'friends' with people you can't really see, or meet, and decide to trust them with details that can send you to jail..you are stupid.

Robot Devil's Advocate:
/\/Roman slashies!

Et tu, Brute?

Homer: Hey, so you're watching the ballgame. Looks like a good
one! Any of you involved in any illegal activity, 'cause I could sure
go for some!How about you, Lenny? Testing, testing... Lenny?
Lenny: Are you saying you wanna commit a crime, Homer?
Homer: Maybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes to get me
fired up.
Carl: You mean like the time you was running moonshine outta your basement?
Barney: Or that telemarketing scam you pulled?
Homer: Uh... like those, but involving you!
Moe: Oh, you mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush.
Homer: Barney? That was me! And I'd do it again...

incrdbil: When you make 'friends' with people you can't really see, or meet, and decide to trust them with details that can send you to jail..you are stupid.



THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIENDS!

*sob*

I was expecting a story about probation officers signing up as friends on their clients Facebook accounts as a means of keeping track of them, and to let others know that the person is on probation.

Or for law enforcement officers to blatantly sign up on suspects Facebook accounts to mess with them.

Law enforcement going undercover online is so common I wouldn't have thought it would be worthy of an article, let alone a four page article.

iollow: Do people really accept friend requests from people they don't know in real life?

How else am I going to get 501 people in my Mafia?

You would never get the public to agree to a forced data base of who knows who but you can make it fun.... all the other people on that dudes list are now being watched I bet. Need more fake accounts --- could be a fun game DEA/FBI trolling

KantosKan: could be a fun game DEA/FBI trolling


*somewhere in a dark room without any windows*


No, I did NOT actually smoke 2,000 pounds of weed that I stole from a midget nun!

I joined facebook a few months ago - used a completly fake name and only friended prople from Brazil (oohhh GOD the women are hot). I don't speak Portugeese and they don't speak English. Perfect set of friends IMO!


/of couse my girlfriend wondered why I only had beautiful & exotic friends on facebook.

Anybody know how I can erase that tweet about whacking those 3 stoolies and burying that guy I caught dealing on my crew's territory?

Voiceofreason01: In related news: Public information is public

THIS!!!

Balder333: I joined facebook a few months ago - used a completly fake name and only friended prople from Brazil (oohhh GOD the women are hot). I don't speak Portugeese and they don't speak English. Perfect set of friends IMO!

/of couse my girlfriend wondered why I only had beautiful & exotic friends on facebook.

Hot Brazillian women are prople too!