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(NYPost) Scary 13-year old killed with knife in the library. Colonel Mustard, Miss Scarlet wanted for questioning as police have no clue   (nypost.com) divider line 52
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Deskmoogle
2010-03-16 09:00:21 AM
www.movieactors.com

Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite
 
johnnyboog
2010-03-16 09:09:08 AM
Plum, you son of a biatch
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 09:44:10 AM
Mmmm...red herring.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 10:26:13 AM
Nowhere in the article does it say he was killed. It says:

He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 11:22:16 AM
Walker: He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.

So he's as good as dead, then.
 
Rapmaster2000
2010-03-16 11:45:41 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers: Walker: He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.

So he's as good as dead, then.

You're thinking of St. Mary's.
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 11:45:58 AM
But at least cops will be able to go home and sleep with their wives.
 
Orgasmatron138
2010-03-16 11:46:13 AM
Walker: Nowhere in the article does it say he was killed. It says:

He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.

Yeah, but then that doesn't fit with subby's clever headline. Clearly this is a problem.
 
JonnyG
2010-03-16 11:47:38 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers: Walker: He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.

So he's as good as dead, then.

In a rare turn of events, his Fark condition has been upgraded to "alive".
 
moops
2010-03-16 11:48:40 AM
It was Mr. Green. Always blame the Jew.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-16 11:48:49 AM
Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.

www3.timeoutny.com

Ladies and gentlemen, you all have one thing in common: you're all being blackmailed. For some considerable time, all of you have been paying what you can afford, and in some cases MORE than you can afford, to someone who threatens to expose you. And NONE of you know WHO's blackmailing you. Do you?
 
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior
2010-03-16 11:49:30 AM
i85.photobucket.com

/mmmmm Colleen Camp....
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-16 11:49:46 AM
JonnyG: In a rare turn of events, his Fark condition has been upgraded to "alive".

He must be a very good illusionist
 
Talia. Jenna Talia [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 11:51:19 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: He must be a very good illusionist

Unlike Mrs. White's husband.
 
Doran
2010-03-16 11:52:22 AM
Anyboddy know his last name?
 
stevegarbowski
2010-03-16 11:54:19 AM
Doran: Anyboddy know his last name?

You're ignored from now on.
 
ejwsod36
2010-03-16 11:55:03 AM
Peakcock: What does your husband do?
White: Nothing, he just lies around on his back all day.
Scarlet: Sounds like hard work to me.

/Only funny if you have seen the movie.
 
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior
2010-03-16 11:55:26 AM
The Usual Suspects
i371.photobucket.com
Unless one is a Red Herring.
 
Yaxe
2010-03-16 11:56:23 AM
Ah, the only game we ever played at the grandparents house.

In Arkansas. Why does anybody live in Arkansas....
 
ejwsod36
2010-03-16 11:56:41 AM
Doran: Anyboddy know his last name?

What body? There's nobody! Nobody in the study, but you can use the phont in the, uh no, how about the..hmmm... would you be kind enough to wait in the billard room?
 
thorimm
2010-03-16 12:00:04 PM
moops: It was Mr. Green. Always blame the Jew.

None of the Mr. Greens I know are Jewish...
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 12:00:18 PM
Tell them to ask the person on their left, and take studious notes.
 
vinnydoz007
2010-03-16 12:07:53 PM
farking christ. This is right by my apartment. If I read, I WOULD GO TO THAT LIBRARY. Thank god for TV.
 
RenegadJew
2010-03-16 12:09:38 PM
1 + 2 + 1 + 1....
 
cantthinkofafarkingname
2010-03-16 12:23:28 PM
Your trying too hard subby. Sorry!

...dammit.
 
fpage77
2010-03-16 12:25:38 PM
www.nypost.com

That's one rough looking 13 year old.
 
Goodfella
2010-03-16 12:26:16 PM
RenegadJew: 1 + 2 + 1 + 1....



Wrongo, friendo. It was 1 + 2 + 2 + 1.
 
Kryllith [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 12:26:35 PM
They must have hated him so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of their faces, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breath...
 
drpance
2010-03-16 12:27:14 PM
We'll get him a car.
A great big black car.
A limo!
 
John Henry Eden
2010-03-16 12:27:56 PM
Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite


+3 tubes to you.

/Tim Curry for president '16
 
BlorfMaster
2010-03-16 12:28:23 PM
Lol, dead kids are funny.
 
EZ Writer
2010-03-16 12:31:37 PM
How did this get approved?
 
Obnox
2010-03-16 12:32:01 PM
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: /mmmmm Colleen Camp....

Came here to say this.

/GIS is particularly relevant, and NSFW
 
kool keef
2010-03-16 12:35:39 PM
I wonder if anyone thought to question the key-weilding kid-punching wal-mart grandpa?
 
Deskmoogle
2010-03-16 12:37:49 PM
John Henry Eden: Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite


+3 tubes to you.

/Tim Curry for president '16

OMG I gots tubes!!! *cry* I'm so happy...*tear*

/Tim Curry is responsible for my childhood nightmares...
//Stupid It...
//still love him in just about everything else
 
violetvolume
2010-03-16 12:53:43 PM
I'm NOT shouting!

All right, I AM shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shout--
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 01:04:54 PM
cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com

Bestest knife fight evar!
 
th0th
2010-03-16 01:12:31 PM
Obnox: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: /mmmmm Colleen Camp....

Came here to say this.

/GIS is particularly relevant, and NSFW

Based on recent appearances on Entourage and House, it's now more like Colleen Campground. Girl got HUGE.

/rimshot
//here all week
///tip your waitress (in French Maid costume)
 
Phantom_Lord
2010-03-16 01:16:51 PM
ejwsod36: Doran: Anyboddy know his last name?

What body? There's nobody! Nobody in the study, but you can use the phont in the, uh no, how about the..hmmm... would you be kind enough to wait in the billard room?

Yeah, I guess he can't go to the Library this time.
 
Pro Zack
2010-03-16 01:32:53 PM
knowyourmeme.com
 
Hypersapien
2010-03-16 01:48:38 PM
Yaxe: Ah, the only game we ever played at the grandparents house.

In Arkansas. Why does anybody live in Arkansas....

They assume that they aren't allowed to leave.
 
ejwsod36
2010-03-16 01:55:43 PM
Phantom_Lord: ejwsod36: Doran: Anyboddy know his last name?

What body? There's nobody! Nobody in the study, but you can use the phont in the, uh no, how about the..hmmm... would you be kind enough to wait in the billard room?

Yeah, I guess he can't go to the Library this time.

I'm glad someone got that.
/Yeah, it was weak.
 
Obnox
2010-03-16 02:08:11 PM
th0th: Obnox: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: /mmmmm Colleen Camp....

Came here to say this.

/GIS is particularly relevant, and NSFW

Based on recent appearances on Entourage and House, it's now more like Colleen Campground. Girl got HUGE.

/rimshot
//here all week
///tip your waitress (in French Maid costume)

I'll just have to remember her as she used to be. Which is the way I think of myself, too.
 
Fano
2010-03-16 02:48:21 PM
John Henry Eden: Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite


+3 tubes to you.

/Tim Curry for president '16

images.ea.com

Don't blame me, I voted for Ackermann
 
ParallelUniverseParking [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 02:52:16 PM
Didn't pay your late fees? That's a stabbing.
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 02:53:21 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Bestest knife fight evar!

Every time I see this I hear the Star Trek fight music.
 
espiaboricua
2010-03-16 03:00:29 PM
And to think that libraries are "neutral territory" for gangs.

/according to the local Library Director
//who thinks that Teens in the Library can't do no wrong
 
apeiron242
2010-03-16 03:08:01 PM
espiaboricua: And to think that libraries are "neutral territory" for gangs.

/according to the local Library Director
//who thinks that Teens in the Library can't do no wrong

How does one not do no wrong?
 
ConConHead
2010-03-16 03:43:34 PM
Communism was only a red herring.
 
TimeWaste
2010-03-16 05:27:45 PM
Did the article really say someone was a "party guest from hell" and he shot a man in the butt??

Is this real journalism??
 
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