Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite

Plum, you son of a biatch

ecmoRandomNumbers: Walker: He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.

So he's as good as dead, then.

You're thinking of St. Mary's.

Walker: Nowhere in the article does it say he was killed. It says:

He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.

Yeah, but then that doesn't fit with subby's clever headline. Clearly this is a problem.

ecmoRandomNumbers: Walker: He was taken to Lutheran Hospital in stable condition.

So he's as good as dead, then.

In a rare turn of events, his Fark condition has been upgraded to "alive".

It was Mr. Green. Always blame the Jew.

Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.



Ladies and gentlemen, you all have one thing in common: you're all being blackmailed. For some considerable time, all of you have been paying what you can afford, and in some cases MORE than you can afford, to someone who threatens to expose you. And NONE of you know WHO's blackmailing you. Do you?

/mmmmm Colleen Camp....

JonnyG: In a rare turn of events, his Fark condition has been upgraded to "alive".

He must be a very good illusionist

Peakcock: What does your husband do?
White: Nothing, he just lies around on his back all day.
Scarlet: Sounds like hard work to me.

/Only funny if you have seen the movie.

The Usual Suspects

Unless one is a Red Herring.

Ah, the only game we ever played at the grandparents house.

In Arkansas. Why does anybody live in Arkansas....

Doran: Anyboddy know his last name?

What body? There's nobody! Nobody in the study, but you can use the phont in the, uh no, how about the..hmmm... would you be kind enough to wait in the billard room?

moops: It was Mr. Green. Always blame the Jew.

None of the Mr. Greens I know are Jewish...

farking christ. This is right by my apartment. If I read, I WOULD GO TO THAT LIBRARY. Thank god for TV.

1 + 2 + 1 + 1....

Your trying too hard subby. Sorry!

...dammit.

That's one rough looking 13 year old.

RenegadJew: 1 + 2 + 1 + 1....



Wrongo, friendo. It was 1 + 2 + 2 + 1.

We'll get him a car.
A great big black car.
A limo!

Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite


+3 tubes to you.

/Tim Curry for president '16

Lol, dead kids are funny.

How did this get approved?

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: /mmmmm Colleen Camp....

Came here to say this.

/GIS is particularly relevant, and NSFW

I wonder if anyone thought to question the key-weilding kid-punching wal-mart grandpa?

John Henry Eden: Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite


+3 tubes to you.

/Tim Curry for president '16

OMG I gots tubes!!! *cry* I'm so happy...*tear*

/Tim Curry is responsible for my childhood nightmares...
//Stupid It...
//still love him in just about everything else

I'm NOT shouting!

All right, I AM shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shout--

Obnox: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: /mmmmm Colleen Camp....

Came here to say this.

/GIS is particularly relevant, and NSFW

Based on recent appearances on Entourage and House, it's now more like Colleen Campground. Girl got HUGE.

/rimshot
//here all week
///tip your waitress (in French Maid costume)

ejwsod36: Doran: Anyboddy know his last name?

What body? There's nobody! Nobody in the study, but you can use the phont in the, uh no, how about the..hmmm... would you be kind enough to wait in the billard room?

Yeah, I guess he can't go to the Library this time.

Yaxe: Ah, the only game we ever played at the grandparents house.

In Arkansas. Why does anybody live in Arkansas....

They assume that they aren't allowed to leave.

Phantom_Lord: ejwsod36: Doran: Anyboddy know his last name?

What body? There's nobody! Nobody in the study, but you can use the phont in the, uh no, how about the..hmmm... would you be kind enough to wait in the billard room?

Yeah, I guess he can't go to the Library this time.

I'm glad someone got that.
/Yeah, it was weak.

th0th: Obnox: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: /mmmmm Colleen Camp....

Came here to say this.

/GIS is particularly relevant, and NSFW

Based on recent appearances on Entourage and House, it's now more like Colleen Campground. Girl got HUGE.

/rimshot
//here all week
///tip your waitress (in French Maid costume)

I'll just have to remember her as she used to be. Which is the way I think of myself, too.

John Henry Eden: Deskmoogle: Wanted for questioning.

/hot like a sweet transvestite


+3 tubes to you.

/Tim Curry for president '16



Don't blame me, I voted for Ackermann

And to think that libraries are "neutral territory" for gangs.

/according to the local Library Director
//who thinks that Teens in the Library can't do no wrong

espiaboricua: And to think that libraries are "neutral territory" for gangs.

/according to the local Library Director
//who thinks that Teens in the Library can't do no wrong

How does one not do no wrong?

Communism was only a red herring.

Did the article really say someone was a "party guest from hell" and he shot a man in the butt??

Is this real journalism??