Dad?

Seriously kona? It's people like you is the reason no one takes the right wing seriously anymore.

/Unless your trying to be ironic. In which case it still doesn't fit and you fail.

Parents need to stay married so they can grossly neglect their children together.

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear child we don't care about
Happy Birthday to you!!

No but we did leave one at a funeral home once.

kona: rlv.zcache.com

Looks like you snagged a big one.

Well, with two separated parents, both thinking the other picked the kid up..it's ALMOST understandable.

Then I think for a few more moments and realize both parents just need a good caning.

It's headlines like this that make me love Fark.

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ihatedumbpeople: Well, with two separated parents, both thinking the other picked the kid up..it's ALMOST understandable.

Yeah, I'd buy that... if they didn't live in the same apartment.

Did the restaurant put him in the lost and found box in the coat room?

The only thing that would have made this story better is if it had been at a Chuck E. Cheese.

I have a 2 year old, and I don't let him out of my site for more than a second when in public, and that is only if I know his mother is going to stand there right beside him. I feel sorry for the little guy, honestly I hope he is loved by someone.

Did I actually say site and not sight.

/ugh

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Did the restaurant put him in the lost and found box in the coat room?

Or in the crane-grabby vending game?

How can they forget or assume that the other parent for two days has their son?

Because they hate each other and avoid contact as much as possible?

"In nearly 50 years as a cop, Dwyer says this is one of the most outrageous and disturbing things he has seen."

Hard to believe. I have cop friends who've only been on the force for a few years who can tell stories to curl your hair. If the kid had been killed, hollowed out, mummified, and used as a pinata by the Caesarland staff for their Christmas party, I could understand. But, this...

WienerButt: The only thing that would have made this story better is if it had been at a Chuck E. Cheese.

I do not know how anyone can stand to go to these kid party places. The last time I went to Chuck E Cheeses kids were vomiting the staff was apathetic and I got a serious case of the stomache flu from there. I will NEVER EVER GO THERE or host a party at those places.

/germ ridden filth

Now get in

How about the cop on the verge of retirement?

, Dwyer says this is one of the most outrageous and disturbing things he has seen.

That's what I get for trying to do my own tags. Regnad Kcin quoted it. That's an old cop.

By the way, Caesarland?

Come for the lead tableware, stay for the vomitorium!

I'm really surprised at this story. It looks like such a high-class establishment, almost like it's connected to a country club.

Anyone seen my pants: ihatedumbpeople: Well, with two separated parents, both thinking the other picked the kid up..it's ALMOST understandable.

Yeah, I'd buy that... if they didn't live in the same apartment.

Same apartment complex.

As for the question of, "HOW COULD THEY!?": I dunno, maybe because they're flawed, imperfect humans?

Regnad Kcin: Hard to believe. I have cop friends who've only been on the force for a few years who can tell stories to curl your hair. If the kid had been killed, hollowed out, mummified, and used as a pinata by the Caesarland staff for their Christmas party, I could understand. But, this...

Sounds like you've thought this one through

It's not that outrageous. Sure, it looks bad, and sucks for that kid, but if the mom and dad are barely on speaking terms I can see how he'd have been abandoned and neither one would notice.

Some kids have all the luck

Ah, meth uses make the best parents.

IdBeCrazyIf: Regnad Kcin: Hard to believe. I have cop friends who've only been on the force for a few years who can tell stories to curl your hair. If the kid had been killed, hollowed out, mummified, and used as a pinata by the Caesarland staff for their Christmas party, I could understand. But, this...

Sounds like you've thought this one through done this before

It's Warren.

/really? I'm the first one to go there?

Took my kid to a Chuck E Cheese last week for his birthday. I was wondering why they had 3 kids sitting in this "Lost and Found" box.

EZ Writer: IdBeCrazyIf: Regnad Kcin: Hard to believe. I have cop friends who've only been on the force for a few years who can tell stories to curl your hair. If the kid had been killed, hollowed out, mummified, and used as a pinata by the Caesarland staff for their Christmas party, I could understand. But, this...

Sounds like you've thought this one through done this before

No, of course not. It just seemed obvious to me. I'm surprised I'm the first one who posted it, actually.

What's in this coffee?

hej: Took my kid to a Chuck E Cheese last week for his birthday. I was wondering why they had 3 kids sitting in this "Lost and Found" box.

SH*T!! JIMMY!!!

h2oincfs: As for the question of, "HOW COULD THEY!?": I dunno, maybe because they're flawed, imperfect humans?

Yeah because only a flawless, perfect human would be able to know where their 3 year old is.

I can kinda see it. They live in the same complex, not same apartment room. Yeah it was a major goof, but i can still see it. This is why you always take responsibility and ask the other person if they got the kid.

It's not unthinkable having the mutual "my ex picked him up" thoughts and the kid being stuck there.

Couple of thoughts though:

A place that handles kids birthday parties and they didn't phone the parents when he wasn't picked up?

There were no other parents at this party who gave a crap about the kid whose birthday they were celebrating?

jenx: Loud_Mouth_Soup: Did the restaurant put him in the lost and found box in the coat room?

Or in the crane-grabby vending game?


Great way to fund Social Services. Have the parents play the game to get the kid back.

Regnad Kcin: By the way, Caesarland?

Come for the lead tableware, stay for the vomitorium!

I lol'd.

s1ugg0: Seriously kona? It's people like you is the reason no one takes the right wing seriously anymore.

/Unless your trying to be ironic. In which case it still doesn't fit and you fail.

Yes, kona failed. But to rebut him is the ULTRA FAIL!

/you lose the internets

I was left behind once, so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies ...

(I was seven, with five brothers and sisters. It was my own house, and it was only for 15 minutes. Mom did a head count and Dad pulled a power-slide 180 with the station wagon to come back for me. I was in the bathroom when they left.)

/cool story, bro