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(The Cairns Post) Strange A: Cow's tongue, rump steaks, lamb chops, limes and onions. Q: What's that in your pants sir?   (cairns.com.au) divider line 23
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2010-03-16 09:18:57 AM
Mau Gibuma, 51, who was seen trying to shoplift at Woolworths'

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2010-03-16 09:59:35 AM
Cow's tongue, rump steaks, lamb chops, limes and onions.

Q: What's that in your pants sir?


A: There's a picnic in my pants. Get cooking.
 
2010-03-16 10:54:27 AM
I don't know how it ends, but your mom's a whore.
 
2010-03-16 10:57:44 AM
Nabbed in mid braise, he was!

/yoda I'm not
 
2010-03-16 10:59:35 AM
Suck it Trebek?

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2010-03-16 11:02:06 AM
Ok, just a bit of thread jack, but, is there any decent butchers left? I don't mean supermarket or meat shops, I mean old school butcher shops, with the old fat geezer with the apron filled with blood, guts and a cleaver in his hand, and knows his way around beef, pork and poultry, that when you ask a particular cut you know you will get a nice cut.

/That is one in my old neighborhood
//It may take me ten minutes driving there, but I like the beef there
 
2010-03-16 11:02:08 AM
Stolen nappies?
 
2010-03-16 11:02:46 AM
/That There is one in my old neighborhood
//It may take me ten minutes driving there, but I like the beef there


Fixed that for me.
 
2010-03-16 11:02:55 AM
But no macaroni, o' course.
 
2010-03-16 11:03:46 AM
We would've taken "Dinner" as an answer too.
 
2010-03-16 11:06:05 AM
Cow's tongue, rump steaks, lamb chops, limes and onions on my belt, which was the style at the time.
 
2010-03-16 11:08:36 AM
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Also a good way to score 13-year old cashiers.
 
2010-03-16 11:21:46 AM
So they did not find the other white meat in his pants?
 
2010-03-16 11:32:59 AM
Next thing you know,

NO pants allowed in the store.

Maybe a new trend in shopping
 
2010-03-16 11:33:50 AM
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Hey Yo!
 
2010-03-16 11:39:33 AM
The limes are legit. They're to prevent penis scurvy.
 
2010-03-16 12:06:08 PM
If he had a nickel for everytime someone asks Is that a party in your pants or are you just glad to see me? he wouldn't be homeless, he'd be quite rich.

Maoris don't use nickels mate
 
2010-03-16 12:55:18 PM
After purchasing a Smokenator last summer, I can say that smoked tongue is absolutely wonderful. It's like the most tender steak you've ever eaten.
 
2010-03-16 01:49:05 PM
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2010-03-16 02:07:40 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Hey Yo!

Exactly what I was looking for.
 
2010-03-16 02:47:22 PM
gsiofa: Shakespeare's Monkey: Hey Yo!

Exactly what I was looking for.


Damn I miss Carson :(
 
2010-03-16 08:51:10 PM
Sounds like some of that crap Englishmen stuff into a pie crust!
 
2010-03-17 10:55:23 AM
You put the lime in the cow tongue and you eat them both together . . .
 
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