FTFA: An Ajax man allegedly got rolled by three angry Tim Hortons customers.

I've never questioned Canadians' love for Tim Hortons, but I am suddenly concerned about the quality of their reporting.

As an American, what is up with your love of Tim Horton's. Yeah, it's better than most fast food coffees but it doesn't seem all that special. Am I missing something? Do we get a different blend than the canucks?

/The people in this story need to be more patient.

The Sunshine girl has a nice double double

This is at least the third Tim farking Horton's thread in a week. At first I said, "what the hell is Tim Horton's?" Now, I not want Tim Horton to DIAF, and Canada too.

Mods must have stock in it or something.

Not that hard to roll a regular Tim Horton's customer, just get them off their feet and push.

spender: I've never questioned Canadians' love for Tim Hortons, but I am suddenly concerned about the quality of their reporting.

I think it's a joke on roll up the rim to win.

Timmy's is great when you're constipated. Other than that, the coffee is marginally better than Rottin' Ronny's.

brigid_fitch: FTFA: When the 36-year-old man got out of his car - carrying his wife and two kids

So he got out of the car, picked up his wife & kids in his arms, and they all went to talk to the guys in the truck? No wonder he got beaten up--his hands were full!

/Glad the wife & kids didn't get hurt.
//Terrible reporting

Maybe he used the familymembers as weapons>

There's nothing especially Canadian about Tim's anymore, if there ever was. There have been Tim Horton's in the US for 25 years, and now they're all over the Northeastern US.

Heck, I just got a Roll up the Rim to Win cup the other day. In Manhattan.

As a dual citizen now living in Canada I try not to drink the coffee; I see people line up into the street and sit in their cars for twenty-odd minutes with an empty Esquires next door. Consequently, I am very leery about drinking it too often.

texdent: Isn't Tim Hortons the Canadian version of Dunkin Donuts?

Something like that, with a bigger food menu, and a farked up way of ordering a coffee

/XL Triple Whateverthefark please

spender: FTFA: An Ajax man allegedly got rolled by three angry Tim Hortons customers.

I've never questioned Canadians' love for Tim Hortons, but I am suddenly concerned about the quality of their reporting.

I'm guessing it's a pun. It's the season of the 'Roll-up-the-rim" contest at Tim Horton's, and people are buying way more coffee than they normally would. A lot of the other chains are competing to steal their business too (free coffee at certain chains, 2 for 1 deals, etc.).

The 'double-double trouble' FTA was brutal, but along the same lines.

/Not a fan of Tim's coffee

Also, as a Canadian, I would like to add that Tim Horton's coffee sucks. The only people who drink it order "double doubles" (double cream, double sugar) because the only way to drink that crap is making it half milk and dumping tonnes of sugar in it.

You'll have to forgive the Sun for the "quality" of its reporting.

It's pretty much the worst newspaper in the country.

I remember that we weren't allowed to use it for schoolwork in grade 7 because it was "below our reading level".

If I assaulted everybody who held me up at Tim Hortons, I'd be in jail for the next 20 years.

Warfarkingeagle, I don't think we're going to be the pals I'd hoped we'd be. Especially when I tell you to get farked.

ChiliBoots: That's the Tim Hortons just down the road from me, which is probably about 1/20,000 odds.

spender... The Toronto Sun has always been low quality, nothing new here.

there was a story on fark about an ihop in florida being hit by a car. thats near me so it seems we have similar luck.

jingks: spender: I've never questioned Canadians' love for Tim Hortons, but I am suddenly concerned about the quality of their reporting.

I think it's a joke on roll up the rim to win.

Oh, we got the joke. It just wasn't funny . . . or well-written. It was, to paraphrase, "double-double unfunny."

/Hates people who take all day in the Timmy's drive-thru (as if you've never been to Timmy's before and have never ordered anything).

I have a Tim Horton's right across the street from me. I've lived in this apartment almost 2 years and I think I've been there twice, and only because they are open 24 hours. I do not understand the love for that place. It is bland overpriced crap.

warfarkingeagle: Mods



must have stock



in it or something.



It's late.

I worked at a Timmy`s for about a year. I asked a coworker about what her crazy story was. She said that there are many over the midnight hours but one that stayed with her was a guy who drove up in the drivethru window buck nekkid. She is a pro...she only said, ``So, it`s COLD tonight?`` and gave him his order....

While I do enjoy Tim's coffee, the true believers who drink it daily and refuse to drink any other kind are an embarrassment.

This probably happened at least three times today at Dunkin' Donuts' near me, why is it news?

No, I don't know why the hell I'm bragging about that.

I went to a Tim Horton's once and it made Dunkin Donuts look pretty spectacular.

Two things:

If you're going to have a complicated order, GET OUT OF THE DAMN CAR. How hard is it to go inside and order it just the way you want? It's the mildest winter the Greater Toronto Area's ever had-- get your fat ass out of your Grand Caravan and quit slowing everyone else down with your complicated order, fool!

Secondly, the funbags on Tuesday's Sunshine Girl could've prevented Nodar Kumaritashvili from being killed on the luge course.

dougfm: If I assaulted everybody who held me up at Tim Hortons, I'd be in jail for the next 20 years.

A great big Farking THIS. Hell, I'll get all French about it: C'EST.

To make it worse, some clown running the Timmy's in Chinatown hired Japanese staff. It's like they want to fark with the old Chinese ladies.

Feyfolken: I went to a Tim Horton's once and it made Dunkin Donuts look pretty spectacular.

Ahem to that. Been to Tim Hortons up in Cananananada and prefer Dunkin Donuts hands down!

funmonger: A great big Farking THIS. Hell, I'll get all French about it: C'EST CECI.

RCPM

Asplenium: I'm guessing it's a pun. It's the season of the 'Roll-up-the-rim" contest at Tim Horton's, and people are buying way more coffee than they normally would.

Well, I guess that redeems it a little. The closest I get to a Tim Hortons is watching Sharks away games, so I know nothing about their promotions.

tzzhc4: Ahem to that. Been to Tim Hortons up in Cananananada and prefer Dunkin Donuts hands down!

lol.... did you mean "ahem," really?

Goggles_Pisano:

If you're going to have a complicated order, GET OUT OF THE DAMN CAR. How hard is it to go inside and order it just the way you want? It's the mildest winter the Greater Toronto Area's ever had-- get your fat ass out of your Grand Caravan and quit slowing everyone else down with your complicated order, fool!


My hero!

spender: FTFA: An Ajax man allegedly got rolled by three angry Tim Hortons customers.

I've never questioned Canadians' love for Tim Hortons, but I am suddenly concerned about the quality of their reporting.

Roll up the rim to win!

I'm one of the few Canadians who can't find any products at Timmy's I enjoy. Makes me feel like I wasn't invited to the party.

I WANNA TIM HORTON'S HERE!


/in Seattle - we have *NOTHING!*

Peekoo: I'm one of the few Canadians who can't find any products at Timmy's I enjoy. Makes me feel like I wasn't invited to the party.

You don't like chili with chewy mushrooms in it?

casey17: I WANNA TIM HORTON'S HERE!

/in Seattle - we have *NOTHING!*


Seattle..... no coffee......

/ What a world we live in!

Tim Hortons Rocks... I used to look forward to upstate CT and VT for their coffee. We need them here in NY.

casey17: I WANNA TIM HORTON'S HERE!


/in Seattle - we have *NOTHING!*

If only Seattle had some sort of Best Coffee franchise...

dougfm: If I assaulted everybody who held me up at Tim Hortons, I'd be in jail for the next 20 years.

Warfarkingeagle, I don't think we're going to be the pals I'd hoped we'd be. Especially when I tell you to get farked.

You caught me trollin', now you hatin'...

/don't shoot me
//
///no really, don't shoot me

tallguywithglasseson: brigid_fitch: FTFA: When the 36-year-old man got out of his car - carrying his wife and two kids

So he got out of the car, picked up his wife & kids in his arms, and they all went to talk to the guys in the truck? No wonder he got beaten up--his hands were full!

Not to mention:

"He was taking a long time to get the order straightened out, then the horns started honking and the guys started yelling," Selby said. "It was a kicking, punching type fight."

Not only was there a fight, there was a kicking, punching type of fight. As opposed to the slapping, tickling type.



thats cause it was a Canadian fight not an American one.