When I was 5 I hit my big sister over the head with the seat back from my Big Wheel. Took seven stitches to close up her head. But she never rode my Big Wheel again.

/candidate for mugshot of the year

That's going to leave a black mark on her record.

/or brown?

She was also charged with interference with official acts, was her sister using the toilet at the time?

Wow subby, most people will claim they would or would not hit it, you already did, that must be a fark first.

calbert beat me to it....

What a load of crap!

/she must have filliped her lid...

Just to be clear folks, the weapon was


not



/ow

The MacManus bros. approve.

/big friggin' guy

Boondocks (new window)

/2:05 seems especially appropriate

This freakin Serial Crusher.

bwahahahaha
+1 - I can just hear her saying that while the mugshot is being taken

Approves.

what could pervywanker and ionbeam2 be trying to tell us....

but you don't have to call me Johnson...

PC LOAD LETTER: I'd hit it. With a toilet seat.

Dooooh, always the bridesmaid and never the bride. When, oh when will I get here in time for the good lines?

Like the fist of God with a toilet seat!

Hit her so hard in the head it made her foot bleed.

humanshrapnel: Just to be clear folks, the weapon was


not



/ow

Came here to point out the distinction between a 2lb piece of plastic and a big slab of ceramic.

With that said however, they've charged her with domestic abuse assault without causing injury.
How the hell do you nail someone with something as big and heavy as that and not cause injury?
There are important details missing.

meatofmystery: what could pervywanker and ionbeam2 be trying to tell us....

Depends. You point it out YOU are the racist. You leave it to them to point it out... they are the racist.

I point it out, I appear Racist.

No win! I blame Drew.

meatofmystery: what could pervywanker and ionbeam2 be trying to tell us....

That they want to make angry monkey love to each other?

stop saying hella hells!!

I would hate to see subby's porn collection.

Acharne: Depends. You point it out YOU are the racist. You leave it to them to point it out... they are the racist.

I wouldn't think so. Just because you can identify what someone is obviously implying (especially based on past experience with said someone), doesn't mean that you too hold that belief.

jingks: Acharne: Depends. You point it out YOU are the racist. You leave it to them to point it out... they are the racist.

I wouldn't think so. Just because you can identify what someone is obviously implying (especially based on past experience with said someone), doesn't mean that you too hold that belief.

I know it and you know it. The PC idiots who think explanation equates to condoning don't know it yet. Hence why I'm a racist simply for saying the word 'Racist'.

/that's racist!

Acharne: meatofmystery: what could pervywanker and ionbeam2 be trying to tell us....

Depends. You point it out YOU are the racist. You leave it to them to point it out... they are the racist.

I point it out, I appear Racist.

No win! I blame Drew.

I'm pretty sure them posting those particular pics in this particular thread without a shred of pretense to the contrary means they are the racists.

Of course, If I posted those pics I would just be joking and it wouldn't prove anything.

IonBeam2: Boobiesontheside: Acharne: meatofmystery: what could pervywanker and ionbeam2 be trying to tell us....

Depends. You point it out YOU are the racist. You leave it to them to point it out... they are the racist.

I point it out, I appear Racist.

No win! I blame Drew.

I'm pretty sure them posting those particular pics in this particular thread without a shred of pretense to the contrary means they are the racists.

Of course, If I posted those pics I would just be joking and it wouldn't prove anything.

If you are implying that I am implying that black people look and act more like monkeys than anyone else does then you are mistaken and I am very offended that you would think that.

Exactly my point! Clearly you were not making such a statement. You were merely finding time for a taxonomic lesson with pictures.

It would not be possible for me to assume you are a horrible bigot simply from such pictures. For shame on me for such an assumption!

meatofmystery: what could pervywanker and ionbeam2 be trying to tell us....

I.... I am not really sure.

/Obligatory

This thread just went down the drain.

How did I know.

CygnusDarius: This thread just went down the drain.

Couldn't possibly because an interesting story (Toilet lid) got turned into a straight up bigot thread in about (counts) six posts.

Oh well. It's Fark. We even let small minded children post here.

you mean, she beated her sister with her own face ?

/seen things in toilet bowl prettier than that

Sixxtwo: meatofmystery: what could pervywanker and ionbeam2 be trying to tell us....

I.... I am not really sure.

Or...

Found this in the Storm front forums (not really sure whether to laugh of cry):

Acharne: CygnusDarius: This thread just went down the drain.

Couldn't possibly because an interesting story (Toilet lid) got turned into a straight up bigot thread in about (counts) six posts.

Oh well. It's Fark. We even let small minded children post here.

hey, at least i tried with my south park reference. but noooooo you all had to get caught up on some monkey pictures

"She is charged with domestic abuse assault without causing injury and interference with official acts." .... "Police said they found the sister lying on the floor bleeding from her foot. She also had an injury to one of her fingers."

Yeah... ummm.

Acharne: CygnusDarius: This thread just went down the drain.

Couldn't possibly because an interesting story (Toilet lid) got turned into a straight up bigot thread in about (counts) six posts.

Oh well. It's Fark. We even let small minded children post here.

How long until the Storm Front loonies to get here?.

Acharne: CygnusDarius: This thread just went down the drain.

Couldn't possibly because an interesting story (Toilet lid) got turned into a straight up bigot thread in about (counts) six posts.

Oh well. It's Fark. We even let small minded children post here.

Nothing wrong with stating facts. Good job trying to play Internet Moral Orel though.

CygnusDarius:
Or...

Found this in the Storm front forums (not really sure whether to laugh of cry):


the billboard in my majority black neighborhood says black people are an endangered species because of all the abortions.
WHO CAN I BELIEVE?