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(News 10 ABC Sacramento) Amusing It was a giant penis with water shooting out. Parents were rushing their children away from it so they would not have to explain why grown men wearing fur were drinking the white fluid and dancing in it, too   (news10.net) divider line 205
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2010-03-15 09:48:27 PM
MTV...GOP...6 of one...

Truckee? One who is trucked.
Trucker. One who trucks.
Mother trucker. One who trucks mothers (see: truckee)
 
2010-03-15 09:49:39 PM
"Needless to say we were surprised and dismayed they misrepresented what they were going to to do here in our nice, cute, wholesome town,"

Anything described as a "cute, wholesome town" needs a few penii installed to bring it back to reality. If there are kids there, there's been some hanky panky going on.
 
2010-03-15 10:00:41 PM
Everyone mentioned in that article needs an enema. Even the MTV idjits.
 
2010-03-15 11:16:18 PM
Did town reps get those assertions it would be "tasteful" under penalty of perjury?

And did the MTV crew think to apply powdered sugar and almond extract to the final product?
 
2010-03-16 12:07:56 AM
Folsom Street Fair time already?
 
2010-03-16 12:09:46 AM
Full of win?

/Thinks so...
 
2010-03-16 12:09:52 AM
SpaceyCat: "Needless to say we were surprised and dismayed they misrepresented what they were going to to do here in our nice, cute, wholesome town,"

Anything described as a "cute, wholesome town" needs a few penii installed to bring it back to reality. If there are kids there, there's been some hanky panky going on.


How about some statues of cute, wholesome weeners?
 
2010-03-16 12:10:11 AM
I LOL'd that they pixelated the picture in the article.
 
2010-03-16 12:11:03 AM
They screwed up. They trusted *anyone* in the media.
 
2010-03-16 12:12:05 AM
Truckee doesn't love the cock?
 
2010-03-16 12:13:57 AM
I've seen plenty of penii in and around Truckee.

Why is this one the exception?
 
2010-03-16 12:14:01 AM
"Kids, those men are cum-guzzling man-whores."

Seriously, how hard is that to explain? America has forgotten how to parent, and is becoming a nation of coddled wimps because of it. I weep for the future.
 
2010-03-16 12:15:40 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Think of the children!!!
 
2010-03-16 12:15:44 AM
I have a penis. They're not that scary.
 
2010-03-16 12:17:15 AM
NutWrench: I have a penis. They're not that scary.

Just the uncut ones. Those are a little scary.
 
2010-03-16 12:17:58 AM
"water" != "the white fluid"
 
2010-03-16 12:18:29 AM
So farking sick of the, "ZOMG ZEE SHILRUNS SEE BAD ZINGS!"
 
2010-03-16 12:18:52 AM
I wonder how many of those who are outraged have Trucknuts on thier truck?


www.motifake.com

\Remeber folks, spay or neuter your vehicle!
 
2010-03-16 12:19:03 AM
Sad and obvious publicity stunt. Greenlit? Rly? Talk about feeding the trolls....
 
2010-03-16 12:20:42 AM
www.lamebook.com
 
2010-03-16 12:22:12 AM
us.movies1.yimg.com

"It's...it's...uh...it's a ROCKET SHIP!"
 
2010-03-16 12:23:03 AM
Ahh the Dudesons...

What if sweden took a bunch of annoying homeless idiots and told them to act like they are on jackass, then filmed it?

YOU GOT THE DUDESONS.
 
2010-03-16 12:23:21 AM
FTFA - The crew was shooting a segment for a new reality series called "The Dudesons,"

"The Dudesons"?

really?

And MTV wonders why we Gen-Xers are jaded?
 
2010-03-16 12:25:14 AM
I see the remake trend is hitting Viva La Bam and MTV now.
 
2010-03-16 12:27:06 AM
Am I the only farker that would prefer a world without penis statues on every corner? Guess so.
 
2010-03-16 12:27:10 AM
they've been around since before Fark sold out and yet Extreme Duudsonnit/The Dudesons are beingcalled a "new series", much less a "reality series"?
 
2010-03-16 12:29:21 AM
FTA:

The sculpture was unveiled Saturday afternoon, March 6. The crew was shooting a segment for a new reality series called "The Dudesons,"

This explains much.
 
2010-03-16 12:32:32 AM
MichianaJerk: Been to Truckee Ca, lived in Reno NV, married a Truckee gal. Relax they all know what the weiner looks like. Farkers pay attention to that. They like the weiner. Worked at the Riverboat and the Silver Legacy, lots of cool stories. Later.

episteme.arstechnica.com
 
2010-03-16 12:32:42 AM
jingks: Am I the only farker that would prefer a world without penis statues on every corner? Guess so.

I concur.

Even penis statues have limitations.
 
2010-03-16 12:36:23 AM
IonBeam2: Are people supposed to be okay with stuff like this?

Not quite, but it's not okay to make an outrage out of it.
 
2010-03-16 12:36:33 AM
nhdjoseywales: just to further my point, Japan has the lowest rate of teen pregnency in the industrialized world, the US has the highest.

Further your point that you're a weeaboo? It's not like the country is overrun by fertility festivals. A quick google search reports only two such festivals at small shrines.
 
2010-03-16 12:37:33 AM
edgy
 
2010-03-16 12:37:53 AM
nhdjoseywales: These people are so sheltered and retarded. In Japan they have fertility festivals where people carry giant penises and eat penis shaped candies and pops. Its a dick for gods sake, every man in the world has one. God forbid these people ver go to the beach and have to explain breasts, camel toes, and the bulge in mens shorts. If you didnt make sex so taboo maybe your snowflake wouldnt be knocked up like Sarah Palins kid.

There is a huge difference between a fertility festival and a couple of mongoloids acting crass around a snow wang. I don't really think it was about celebrating fertility... do you?
 
2010-03-16 12:38:05 AM
nhdjoseywales: just to further my point, Japan has the lowest rate of teen pregnency in the industrialized world, the US has the highest.

http://www.unicef.org/pon96/inbirth.htm


A straight-up comparison ignores enough other variables to be rendered essentially invalid without controlling for a variety of other factors.
 
2010-03-16 12:38:12 AM
Well, if we can have a bunch of giant penises spewing forth in Washington, DC, one more in Truckee, CA won't hurt.
 
2010-03-16 12:38:14 AM
do you like gladiator movies?
 
2010-03-16 12:39:47 AM
I want my PTV.
 
2010-03-16 12:40:23 AM
For those who don't know, The Dudesons have been Sweden's Jackass group since Jackass existed, if not before.
 
2010-03-16 12:41:48 AM
These people should STFU and take the money. No one is planning on going there for vacation. Take the money, improve the town, and realize in six months no one will remember the name of the place.
 
2010-03-16 12:42:26 AM
Efferus X: Full of win?

/Thinks so...


//I laughed my b$%ls off just at the headline. The article made me snarf my beer. Damn you beer headline!
 
2010-03-16 12:42:35 AM
When I was a young girl, I was a little frightened of penises. Then I saw a real one and I couldn't stop laughing.
 
2010-03-16 12:43:17 AM
I'm sure this story is a complete phallusy blown way out of proportion.
 
2010-03-16 12:44:02 AM
Approves:
www.cinemademerde.com
 
2010-03-16 12:44:13 AM
nhdjoseywales: These people are so sheltered and retarded. In Japan they have fertility festivals where people carry giant penises and eat penis shaped candies and pops. Its a dick for gods sake, every man in the world has one. God forbid these people ver go to the beach and have to explain breasts, camel toes, and the bulge in mens shorts. If you didnt make sex so taboo maybe your snowflake wouldnt be knocked up like Sarah Palins kid.

It's called an "apostrophe". Read it, learn it, live it.

/not a GN
//really
///just this once
 
2010-03-16 12:46:03 AM
jingks: nhdjoseywales: just to further my point, Japan has the lowest rate of teen pregnency in the industrialized world, the US has the highest.

Further your point that you're a weeaboo? It's not like the country is overrun by fertility festivals. A quick google search reports only two such festivals at small shrines.


I'm not sure that fertility festivals have much connection with this MTV stunt, but Japan does have more than two of them, and you don't have to look two hard to find giant penis statues at Japanese shrines.
I think the key point here is that as Japan has one of the lowest birthrates in the world, these fertility festivals clearly aren't working.
 
2010-03-16 12:48:08 AM
Vampire_Blues: do you like gladiator movies?

Too soon, man. Too soon.
 
2010-03-16 12:48:55 AM
neener neener: When I was a young girl, I was a little frightened of penises. Then I saw a real one and I couldn't stop laughing.

It was shrinkage!.
 
2010-03-16 12:49:01 AM
"We were so appalled that something like this could take place in our town. Parents were rushing their children away from it so they would not have to explain why grown men wearing fur were drinking the white fluid and dancing in it, too,"

I would like to hear that explaination.
 
2010-03-16 12:49:38 AM
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2010-03-16 12:52:17 AM
I_am_Weasel
Truckee? One who is trucked.
Trucker. One who trucks.
Mother trucker. One who trucks mothers (see: truckee)



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