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(Daily Mail) Interesting Woman grows breast implants from the fat on her stomach. With 'like the hand of God' pic   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 391
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2010-03-15 01:50:39 PM
I will offer the fat from my midsection to any and all Tfettes who would like a bigger pair.

Line forms to the left there's plenty for everyone.
 
2010-03-15 02:19:12 PM
Twin plastic surgeons specializing in breast augmentation?
 
2010-03-15 02:25:30 PM
Sharp knees...
 
2010-03-15 02:25:57 PM
I don't know, look at her elbows, far from perfect. I'd pass.
 
2010-03-15 02:26:00 PM
Fist of God, subtard. Nothing wrong with the before pic, either.
 
2010-03-15 02:26:03 PM
Too bad they couldn't use those two huge veins running down her forehead. She'd be a "D" cup now.

/would still hit it
 
2010-03-15 02:26:10 PM
Great! now fat people can say "I'm just increasing my breast size!"
 
2010-03-15 02:26:36 PM
They've been doing this in Palm Springs for years.
 
2010-03-15 02:26:36 PM
I... that picture is NOT what I expected at all.
 
2010-03-15 02:26:37 PM
Pannus.
 
2010-03-15 02:26:59 PM
Molavian: Fist of God, subtard. Nothing wrong with the before pic, either.

No, I think you want just the hand in this case, that way you can get a good clean feel.
 
2010-03-15 02:28:53 PM
img341.imageshack.us

yeah
 
2010-03-15 02:28:58 PM
you guys are CLEARLY thinking about this all wrong

when can we start using this technology to increase dick size?

seriously, if you think implants is a big market, imagine the market for increased girth and length if it ACTUALLY worked??

/bwhahahahahahahah
 
2010-03-15 02:29:01 PM
I prefer stomach tits. You don't have to reach too far when you're downtown.
 
2010-03-15 02:29:22 PM
Yet, already other doctors have voiced concerns about the long-term safety of the operation, claiming that it may increase the risk of breast cancer and that the implanted tissue could harden, causing deformity and possibly masking delicious tumours.


Dude?
 
2010-03-15 02:29:48 PM
Molavian: Fist of God, subtard. Nothing wrong with the before pic, either.

This. On both accounts.
 
2010-03-15 02:30:41 PM
museamused: Too bad they couldn't use those two huge veins running down her forehead. She'd be a "D" cup now.

Well at least the picture doesn't show her sharp knees.

/not serious either
//fist the gods w/ever
 
2010-03-15 02:30:58 PM
MorePeasPlease: Yet, already other doctors have voiced concerns about the long-term safety of the operation, claiming that it may increase the risk of breast cancer and that the implanted tissue could harden, causing deformity and possibly masking delicious tumours.


Dude?



Doesn't sound like something that would be that appealing.

I think I would take my chances with the more traditional ones if I were so inclined.
 
2010-03-15 02:31:24 PM
www.emoticonhq.com
 
2010-03-15 02:31:28 PM
namatad: you guys are CLEARLY thinking about this all wrong

when can we start using this technology to increase dick size?

seriously, if you think implants is a big market, imagine the market for increased girth and length if it ACTUALLY worked??

/bwhahahahahahahah


LMAO. Umm, anxiously awaiting a new development in the area of penis enhancement, I see. I guess the Jimmie Johnson stuff doesn't work?
 
2010-03-15 02:31:38 PM
namatad: you guys are CLEARLY thinking about this all wrong

when can we start using this technology to increase dick size?

seriously, if you think implants is a big market, imagine the market for increased girth and length if it ACTUALLY worked??

/bwhahahahahahahah


Finally a great use for the beer belly - all men can be a John Holmes, with 32" waists.
 
2010-03-15 02:31:49 PM
bGizzy: Twin plastic surgeons specializing in breast augmentation?

Can't help with that... how about twin surgeons obsessed with women with malformed reproductive systems?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-03-15 02:31:56 PM
WANT
 
2010-03-15 02:32:06 PM
namatad: you guys are CLEARLY thinking about this all wrong

when can we start using this technology to increase dick size?

seriously, if you think implants is a big market, imagine the market for increased girth and length if it ACTUALLY worked??

/bwhahahahahahahah


It's nothing new, this is done on penisis (penii?) all the time.
 
2010-03-15 02:32:11 PM
namatad: you guys are CLEARLY thinking about this all wrong

when can we start using this technology to increase dick size?

seriously, if you think implants is a big market, imagine the market for increased girth and length if it ACTUALLY worked??

/bwhahahahahahahah


My johnson will be 8ft long when I am done.

/And 8ft wide.
 
2010-03-15 02:32:13 PM
So 'like the fist of an angry god' has been down graded to 'like the hand of God'? Which in turn has been down graded to mean this woman, who is pretty. But man, things lose value quick around here.
 
2010-03-15 02:32:29 PM
That's disgusting. Does Dr. Tyler Durden approve?
 
2010-03-15 02:32:51 PM
namatad: you guys are CLEARLY thinking about this all wrong

when can we start using this technology to increase dick size?

seriously, if you think implants is a big market, imagine the market for increased girth and length if it ACTUALLY worked??

/bwhahahahahahahah


Seems a good idea at first, but then think of the cost. It'll be like 100k per inch, and anyone with that much cash lying around:

a) don't need a bigger dick to get some action.
b) has people willing and able to stroke his ego about what he is packing.
 
2010-03-15 02:33:17 PM
"Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
 
2010-03-15 02:33:42 PM
In the before picture she is bend slightly forward with her chin down. Yet in the after picture she is standing straighter with her chin up.

Trickery! Trickery! Trickery!

This trick makes her look smaller than she actually was in the before picture and makes the enhancement look bigger than it really is.

/still would not kick either one out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2010-03-15 02:33:56 PM
Nothing a little Polypropylene string cant fix.

Oh? we made those illegal?
 
2010-03-15 02:34:28 PM
Is it just my imagination, or is the "after" pic just the "before" pic, just without her hunched over?
 
2010-03-15 02:34:40 PM
Also, no woman should be allowed to undergo surgery for 1 cup size increase. That's just a waste of anesthesia
 
2010-03-15 02:34:54 PM
Molavian: Fist of God, subtard. Nothing wrong with the before pic, either.

You just have to lower your standards.

/no, a little lower...
//no, no lower...
///no, keep going...
 
2010-03-15 02:35:21 PM
Of great interest to many Farkers, I note in the sidebar that Kate Winslet is available. The line of fail begins on the right.
 
2010-03-15 02:35:37 PM
She looks suicidal in the first photo.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2010-03-15 02:35:53 PM
schattenteufel: "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

beautiful and not obscure
 
2010-03-15 02:35:57 PM
I always wondered why breast enlargements weren't done this way...
 
2010-03-15 02:36:53 PM
Did Zorro get a hold of here forehead or what?
 
2010-03-15 02:37:26 PM
DrBenway: Of great interest to many Farkers, I note in the sidebar that Kate Winslet is available. The line of fail begins on the right.

I'd hit it, and never let go, until I froze to death in the north Atlantic, while she floated on a door.
 
2010-03-15 02:37:30 PM
But now if she ever loses weight (or starts exercising), she'll probably lose them at a much higher rate than the rest of her body.

/buzz killington
 
2010-03-15 02:37:58 PM
skankboy: She looks suicidal in the first photo.

She is sad because she has smallish boobs and is a little pudgy.
 
2010-03-15 02:39:39 PM
Teenwolf: Is it just my imagination, or is the "after" pic just the "before" pic, just without her hunched over?

Hmm, yeah. They've moved closer and shot from a higher and more in-front angle in the after photo too, both of which make things seem comparatively bigger. Pretty standard "after" picture tricks, I suppose.
 
2010-03-15 02:39:44 PM
namatad: you guys are CLEARLY thinking about this all wrong

when can we start using this technology to increase dick size?

seriously, if you think implants is a big market, imagine the market for increased girth and length if it ACTUALLY worked??

/bwhahahahahahahah


The length thing is already doable to my knowledge, but it is less about actually adding length and exposing more of the rest that is hidden in the body.

/not a doctor
//take it with a grain of salt
 
2010-03-15 02:39:54 PM
But what about small-chested hot women who DON'T have any belly fat?

Let's just grind up ugly women in a chipper/shredder and use the sludge!
 
2010-03-15 02:40:25 PM
bilbo douchebaggins: Did Zorro get a hold of hereHER forehead or what?
 
2010-03-15 02:40:58 PM
www.nismat.org

Any chick can make her tits look bigger by putting her shoulders back.

Fail on the photo
 
2010-03-15 02:42:52 PM
littlett's: skankboy: She looks suicidal in the first photo.

She is sad because she has smallish boobs and is a little pudgy.



Doesn't appear you should be sad at all from your profile pics.
 
2010-03-15 02:42:59 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: LMAO. Umm, anxiously awaiting a new development in the area of penis enhancement, I see. I guess the Jimmie Johnson stuff doesn't work?

people are still buying enzyte?
I swear if I see that commercial one more time, something witll exploded.

waiting myself? no, LAWL
/pic in profile
 
2010-03-15 02:43:03 PM
Adolf_Hilton: But what about small-chested hot women who DON'T have any belly fat?

Let's just grind up ugly women in a chipper/shredder and use the sludge!


Usually small chested women have unbelievably phenomenal asses.
 
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