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(Guardian) Spiffy Romeo and Juliet and the early-bird dinner special at The Sizzler   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 19
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CaptainBeer
2010-03-15 12:05:08 PM
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 3 in the afternoon!
 
radioman_
2010-03-15 12:06:39 PM
he starred in an all-boy Romeo and Juliet when he was in his teens.

There's not enough eye-bleach in the world to cleanse this image. Yes, I know it was common in Shakepeare's time. So was dying of the pox.
 
billybobtoo
2010-03-15 12:52:33 PM
"oh romeo, romeo, where fore art thou romeo?"
"in my mobilized wheelchair, you twit!. now, get off my lawn!"
 
Billy Ligue
2010-03-15 01:22:38 PM
CaptainBeer: I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 3 in the afternoon!

Not to worry, what you're getting at Sizzler ain't steak. You want the good stuff, you gotta go to a Ponderosa.
 
flyingMermaid
2010-03-15 01:22:55 PM
billybobtoo,
Wherefore =/= where

/pet peeve
 
billybobtoo
2010-03-15 01:31:48 PM
flyingMermaid: Wherefore =/= where

/pet peeve

got it!
 
schattenteufel
2010-03-15 01:35:55 PM
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Thou hast Diabeetus
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2010-03-15 01:38:26 PM
Well, at least they'll no longer have parents to worry about. Even West Side Story didn't have them.

I do miss Sizzler/Bonanza/Ponderosa. I miss having steak altogether.
 
wpmulligan
2010-03-15 01:49:42 PM
flyingMermaid:
Wherefore =/= where

/pet peeve

Correct. It means why, specifically in this case why does he have to be a Montague.

Here is some Juliet eye-bleach.

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PizzaJedi81
2010-03-15 01:59:21 PM
wpmulligan: flyingMermaid:
Wherefore =/= where

/pet peeve

Correct. It means why, specifically in this case why does he have to be a Montague.

Here is some Juliet eye-bleach.

Mmm...Olivia Hussey...
 
IExpectAKill
2010-03-15 02:09:36 PM
DID SOMEONE SAY SIZZLER?!?!

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Martstar
2010-03-15 02:21:11 PM
Am I the only one who read the headline and thought it was Mark Knopfler's birthday?
 
Knara
2010-03-15 03:12:03 PM
CaptainBeer: I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 3 in the afternoon!

Fine, but your protest is a sure sign of corruption.
 
RoyFokker'sGhost
2010-03-15 03:12:57 PM
So, Juliet's gonna off herself with the gom-jabbar this time around?
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2010-03-15 03:27:46 PM
RoyFokker'sGhost: So, Juliet's gonna off herself with the gom-jabbar this time around?

I see what you did there.

/ I also liked her as Livia in "I, Claudius"...
 
tillerman35
2010-03-15 03:37:06 PM
They should cast Epic Beard Man as Mercutio.
 
CaptainBeer
2010-03-15 05:06:03 PM
Knara:

CaptainBeer: I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 3 in the afternoon!

Fine, but your protest is a sure sign of corruption.

My son bought me that Cadillac!
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2010-03-15 07:57:54 PM
Martstar
Am I the only one who read the headline and thought it was Mark Knopfler's birthday?

here's something just for you, man....

Link (new window)
 
SpiderQueenDemon
2010-03-16 04:12:09 PM
This sounds really neat! Kind of like 'Waiting For God' with Stephanie Cole and Graham Crowden.

If I were in England, I'd take my grandmothers to see this as their Easter gift.
 
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