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(WBBM) Obvious How do you move a priceless chandelier? Same way you pet an alligator   (wbbm780.com) divider line 59
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CtrlAltDelete
2010-03-15 10:35:54 AM
With a stick?
 
The-Brain [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 10:45:05 AM
With someone else's hand?
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 10:47:23 AM
With one of these?
cache-02.gawkerassets.com
 
Hollywood Cole
2010-03-15 10:59:00 AM
With a thumb up it's ass?
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 11:01:13 AM
Hollywood Cole: With a thumb up its ass?

CRIKEY
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 11:17:51 AM
By taping the bitey and clawy bits with electrical tape first?
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 11:19:06 AM
With a shotgun?
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 11:29:17 AM
With VaselineTM?
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 11:34:35 AM
Wearing chainmail?
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 11:49:30 AM
Thank you for shedding light on the subject.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 12:10:57 PM
Single-handedly?
 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 12:21:40 PM
GAT_00: Wearing chainmail?

Chainmail won't help you with an alligator. Chainmail WILL compress fairly easily. The teeth won't get through... probably.

Plate mail would be better.
 
The-Brain [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 12:28:37 PM
SpaceyCat: Plate mail would be better.

Or maybe...
i1011.photobucket.com
 
Evil_ferret
2010-03-15 01:55:16 PM
Headline made me lol, thanks!
 
Hoopy Frood
2010-03-15 01:55:21 PM
dahmers love zombie: Single-handedly?

Not at first...
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2010-03-15 01:57:27 PM
Drunk?
 
Honest Bender
2010-03-15 01:59:12 PM
FTFA: "No 'oops' allowed as priceless ugly chandelier moved"
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:01:07 PM
I've petted an alligator before, so I'm getting a kick.

/a baby one
//at an aquarium
 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:05:09 PM
By making sure it's dead first?

I don't get it.

Anyway...sterling silver? Someone has to regularly polish that gaudy thing?
 
Ball of Confusion
2010-03-15 02:07:18 PM
disassemble as much of the alligator as possible, wrap it up in as much cushioning as possible, and then transport the alligator that way?
 
The Dread Pirate Robertson
2010-03-15 02:07:47 PM
The headline was infinitely more interesting than that article. Even by internet standards, that was just pathetic. "It's a priceless chandelier, so we move it carefully." Seriously? It took a professional reporter to break this story? I'm usually annoyed as hell by the "meh" and "who cares?" crowd, but damned if that piece didn't turn me right into one of them.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:11:36 PM
Sooo, not dressed up as a baby monkey?

Monkey survives an alligator bite (new window)
 
Shrugging Atlas
2010-03-15 02:12:15 PM
You don't?
 
Banchan
2010-03-15 02:19:18 PM
www.topnews.in

/Ecstatic that he is now considered priceless.
//Don't pet him please.
 
LoneVVolf
2010-03-15 02:19:30 PM
Drunk?
 
JoeCowboy
2010-03-15 02:20:46 PM
Ponzholio: Sooo, not dressed up as a baby monkey?

Monkey survives an alligator bite (new window)

I wished that monkey, as he was walking away on the bank, would have turned around and flipped that gator off.

/or give the wide arm aardvark thing and yelled F*CK YOU, TEBOW!

JC
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:20:52 PM
With my penis?
 
Salmon
2010-03-15 02:22:24 PM
www.makemebabies.com

Doesn't look a thing like the parents
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:23:33 PM
You fix the cable?
 
Kaoilia
2010-03-15 02:24:20 PM
Salmon: Doesn't look a thing like the parents

Lol. Looks like the kid is just a little "special".
 
jsobota
2010-03-15 02:24:51 PM
With your non-fap hand
 
NightOwl2255
2010-03-15 02:31:32 PM
Is it really priceless?

Priceless: Roman Abramovich offers you $100 million for your daughter and you say no.

Not Priceless: Roman Abramovich offers you $100 million for your chandelier, and you take it.
 
Our Glorious Leader
2010-03-15 02:31:52 PM
img694.imageshack.us

No-one?
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:31:56 PM
Lubriderm?
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:37:26 PM
Just don't let this guy help.
www.theatreorgans.com
 
wombat18
2010-03-15 02:38:41 PM
Our Glorious Leader: No-one?

Hehe, I came here for this.
 
trappedspirit [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:43:44 PM
Knock it out first??
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:44:56 PM
Now I want to see Phantom Of The Opera with gators.

Music of the niiiigggghhhh.....aiiiieee...
 
JonnyBGoode
2010-03-15 02:53:48 PM
images2.fanpop.com

Knows a thing or two about dangerous chandeliers

/hot like Yvette
 
DWitchiewoman
2010-03-15 02:54:48 PM
gator thread!!
more pics please!
 
NoDitchDigging [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 02:56:12 PM
www.zeitgeistgamereview.com

/It's OK. The table broke the fall.
 
LOTN
2010-03-15 03:00:09 PM
You just kind of grab on him like this here.

i.imgur.com

/ then you kind of stick your thumb up his butthole
 
Chulainn
2010-03-15 03:02:10 PM
I had a feeling this would be a great thread. I was right.

/Alligator chandelier, there's a million dollar idea.
 
JonnyBGoode
2010-03-15 03:03:14 PM
img2.timeinc.net

Also know chandeliers can be very dangerous
 
Hotdoggin
2010-03-15 03:03:47 PM
Our Glorious Leader: No-one?

Just about to post the Youtube
Link (new window)
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 03:04:20 PM
TCManger: img2.pict.com

That gator looks happy. VERY happy.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 03:11:17 PM
Chulainn: I had a feeling this would be a great thread. I was right.

/Alligator chandelier, there's a million dollar idea.

The perfect item when you're designing for interior crocodile alligator.
 
Khyth
2010-03-15 03:19:34 PM
I don't see how I could use a shotgun to move a chandelier...unless I made someone else do it.
 
twfeline
2010-03-15 03:26:47 PM
Funny headline. +1 Subby.
 
Chunky Pumpkinhead
2010-03-15 03:35:55 PM
dvdmedia.ign.com
 
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