Yes, and Winnie the Pooh and the friends of 100 acre wood are representative of the seven deadly sins. One can read hidden meanings in pretty much everything, and only moreso when artists say things like "there's a deeper meaning" and then don't clarify.

Personally, I'm more concerned about the Illuminati having transexual assassins than I am with the mind control itself.

Be careful her penis will control you too!

(People will look at you funny if you are at the office laughing uncontrollably for ten minutes straight)

I'm thinking about sending this guy some King Diamond videos to see if he can find the hidden meaning in them.

On the crazy scale, what is beyond bat-shiat?

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The guy on the right is definitely under mind control.

Nonsense, Lady Gaga doesn't have a mind.

and the Illuminati are just mind-controlled puppets of Major League Baseball. I know, subby. but there's nothing you can do. just take your MTV/NFL football/soma and shut up.

Article got it wrong -- the true hidden meaning of that video is that Lady Gaga stinks, and the music industry is broken beyond repair.

They just don't say that in so many words.

I can't believe it took this long for this article to make it to Fark.

Lady GagaEvery famous person is a mind-controlled puppet of the Illuminati. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

I hate the word sheeple... it just grates on my nerves... and on my punching hand... easy boy, easy

/voting?

Any good the internet has ever done for humanity is erased due to people like this who are given a large audience on account of it.

lol. Fark, always 2 steps behind the internet

LewDux: Lady GagaEvery famous person is a mind-controlled puppet of the Illuminati. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

That. This shiat has been floating around for a while now. It was Jay Z last month. I hope Gaga runs with it and incorporates more Illuminati imagery into her videos just so we can open a window and listen for the nutbags' heads exploding.

That was almost as fun as the Dave Chapelle conspiracy.

Wasn't there some blog by some dude that claimed she was the gatekeeper to Andrew WK's keymaster and that they were gonna kill the world somehow?
Is this the same dude?

/a vote for me is a vote for CRAZY!

Sillygoth: Personally, I'm more concerned about the Illuminati having transexual assassins than I am with the mind control itself.

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Alacritous: On the crazy scale, what is beyond bat-shiat?

Michelle Bachmann?

As a mind-controlled puppet of the Illuminati, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/In fact, I am heading to the Trilateral Commission in 26 minutes!

Some Wapo: Michelle Bachmann?

Nah, she's not batshiat.. she's just disturbed and vocal. Take away her audience and I think she'd settle down enough to have a nice conservative woman career of making babies.

Mind control? She and others are proof that there's no need whatsoever for mind control.

Aww, y'all are no fun.

/fnord.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Mentat: img535.imageshack.us

The guy on the right is definitely under mind control.

Nah, he's just terrified that someone just took a picture of him next to Lady Gaga.

PizzaJedi81: Alacritous: Some Wapo: Michelle Bachmann?

Nah, she's not batshiat.. she's just disturbed and vocal. Take away her audience and I think she'd settle down enough to have a nice conservative woman career of making babies.

How's about Olympia Snowe? Michelle Malkin?

Orly Taitz

my god.... how could we have been so blind?

The illuminati were formed to combat the catholic church

Lady Gaga was a catholic school girl

Lady gaga stopped practicing and became a stripper

She clearly contracted syphilis as a stripper

The syphilis makes her dress crazy

Her crazy dresses and history were viewed by the Illuminati as the perfect way to send secret messages... hidden in plain sight

Secret messages can be found in bottles

Bottles are recyclable

Peter Pan = 9/11

How could we have been so blind....

It's a known fact, that a secret society of the five wealthiest people, known as the Pentavirate, run everything in the world, including the newspapers and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."
Who's in the Pentavirate, you ask?

Lady Gaga, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.

I'd put my hand up it

buntz: Who's in the Pentavirate, you ask?

Lady Gaga, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.

Thats what he WANTS you to think! Wake up!

You guys are so way behind the times. The Illuminati were taken over by the followers of the Great Prophet Zarquon.

He should be returning to claim the planet any day now.

I knew it!

so in some round about way she is a critical part to finding the holy grail?

GoteamVenture: so in some round about way she is a critical part to finding the holy grail?

Wake up! She IS the Holy Grail!!!

GAT_00: I'm not sure which is scarier: the fact that this guy was able to write this or that he seems to have fans who are hanging on his words.

Is there a Poe's Law corollary for conspiracy theorists?

I think for conspiracy theorists it's called Sage's Law.

Some people just don't know when they're being made fun of.