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(TampaBays10.com) Florida Man arrested after threatening his dad with bone cutting scissors, because he was in a "homicidal mood." With mugshot you can add to your collection   (wtsp.com) divider line 103
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 08:17:50 AM
Pierce, Jr. said he was in a "homicidal mood" and had the scissors in the bathroom because he was going to cut his hair.

Too busy to make it to his usual salon?
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2010-03-15 08:30:06 AM
Too bad that pic is crappy.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 09:21:50 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Too bad that pic is crappy.

No, that picture is just fine as it is. You want HD of that mug?
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2010-03-15 09:29:02 AM
2wolves: Britney Spear's Speculum: Too bad that pic is crappy.

No, that picture is just fine as it is. You want HD of that mug?

Don't make me shove my size 6 pumps up yo' ass.

blogs.kansascity.com
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 09:30:20 AM
You'd be homicidal, too, if you looked like that.
 
oldmildog
2010-03-15 09:49:30 AM
Poor Bill Murray...
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 09:52:16 AM
reminds me of character actor Tracey Walter

www.phawker.com

/this guy's been in everything
 
jtips
2010-03-15 10:00:41 AM
Idle hands..
 
nostratic
2010-03-15 10:02:15 AM
I'd hit it.

/Wait, wrong thread...
 
indarwinsshadow
2010-03-15 10:02:21 AM
Jebus, get in the car. Zombie!
 
Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie
2010-03-15 10:04:54 AM
Maybe there is something in the water...

This guy could make a reality show...Sissors vs Saw...

Hi Mom, this is my new beau, met him on the internet.
 
Another Government Employee
2010-03-15 10:04:54 AM
He was upset about his health?

I can see why.
 
drunkenmidnight
2010-03-15 10:06:21 AM
Wow, that guy is messed up looking
 
boobsrgood [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 10:07:14 AM
My band's next album will be called "Homicidal Mood", and that will be the cover art.

/has no band
 
PandaPorn
2010-03-15 10:07:22 AM
What kind of bones do they cut? Chicken bones? Cow bones? Dinosaur bones? This would make the scissors increasingly threatening.
 
Unmatched Brutality
2010-03-15 10:08:28 AM
Left Eye...is that you?
 
Adman12 [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 10:08:45 AM
Gah!
 
abfalter
2010-03-15 10:08:58 AM
Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: Maybe there is something in the water...


Yeah, my initial thought was that he looked like he was from The Crazies.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2010-03-15 10:09:13 AM
"The scissors could cause permanent disfigurement and even death if these scissors were used to stab someone," the incident report read.

Well that's helpful. Thanks for walking us through that.
 
yourgfsayshi
2010-03-15 10:09:53 AM
THAT is what 36 looks like?
 
Pribar [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 10:10:34 AM
Talk about the shallow end of the gene pool, I wonder how far back his family tree goes without branching?
 
unchellmatt [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 10:11:16 AM
The bar has been raised on "Haunt your dreams"...
 
Red Fist Of Harmony
2010-03-15 10:11:28 AM
Baby...RUTH?!?!
 
Beauxnick
2010-03-15 10:11:37 AM
holy farking christ batman!

/thank you mom for not doing drugs/alchohol
 
Latinwolf
2010-03-15 10:13:22 AM
Florida trifecta completed and the day just started.
 
Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie
2010-03-15 10:13:51 AM
abfalter: Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: Maybe there is something in the water...


Yeah, my initial thought was that he looked like he was from The Crazies.

He would look better if it said "RIP" under his pic.
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2010-03-15 10:14:49 AM
And he's single, ladies!
 
Ed Grubermann
2010-03-15 10:15:12 AM
Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: Maybe there is something in the water...

Plutonium, maybe?
 
Jimmy's getting angry
2010-03-15 10:15:22 AM
WTF are bone cutting scissors?
...and why would you cut your hair with them?
 
Mad Morf
2010-03-15 10:15:23 AM
This can't be right...

His middle name isn't Wayne...
 
Death_Poot
2010-03-15 10:20:26 AM
www.denofgeek.com

Impressed

/not obscure
 
Tommy Moo
2010-03-15 10:21:31 AM
Jimmy's getting angry: WTF are bone cutting scissors?
...and why would you cut your hair with them?

They are what you would think of as toenail clippers. I'm not sure that anyone uses them to cut bone, or why they are called that.
 
Doink_Boink
2010-03-15 10:21:40 AM
Ol' blue eye.
 
Death_Poot
2010-03-15 10:26:13 AM
Phil Herup [TotalFark] Quote 2010-03-15 10:22:19 AM

nah, Exorcist III
 
tototototo
2010-03-15 10:27:32 AM
What the father may look like;

img363.imageshack.us
 
Trik
2010-03-15 10:28:14 AM
that dewd's only 36?

Also looks like he could be Sloth's older brother
 
timboalogo
2010-03-15 10:31:01 AM
"The scissors could cause permanent disfigurement and even death if these scissors were used to stab someone," the incident report read.

Sounds like just about every pair of scissors ever made.
 
thamike
2010-03-15 10:36:22 AM
www.enasco.com


Cut-a-the-haaaair...



Stab-a-the-daaaad...


/how the hell do you cut hair with cuticle shears?
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-15 10:38:18 AM
Diogenes: You'd be homicidal, too, if you looked like that.

Its like the chicken/egg debate. Which comes first, homicidal thoughts or looking homicidal?
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2010-03-15 10:38:56 AM
boobsrgood: My band's next album will be called "Homicidal Mood", and that will be the cover art.

/has no band

Here's the start for the title track (it's to the tune of "Strangers in the Night"):

Homicidal Mood,
Stabbing my father,
Though my barber should be sued,
It's too much bother,
Just be glad that I'm not nude...
 
SnakeMittens
2010-03-15 10:40:47 AM
Scissors can put your eye out. Oh wait...
 
FrancoFile
2010-03-15 10:42:48 AM
"Bone-cutting scissors" is a new one for me. I own poultry shears, and they could do some serious damage, but they are longer than a half-inch. And I sure as hell wouldn't cut hair with them...
 
someonelse
2010-03-15 10:44:52 AM
yourgfsayshi: THAT is what 36 looks like?

36 years of life perhaps, but he's clearly been among the ranks of the undead for several years since.
 
ImRonBurgundy
2010-03-15 10:47:18 AM
Edgar Allen Poe or Adolf Hitler. I can't decide.
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2010-03-15 10:48:10 AM
ImRonBurgundy: Edgar Allen Poe or Adolf Hitler. I can't decide.

Edgar Allen Hitler.
 
trappedspirit
2010-03-15 10:48:24 AM
i141.photobucket.com
 
Talkc
2010-03-15 10:48:34 AM
Thank you fark. I just woke up, decided to log in to my favorite website, check the latest news stories...

And now, im wide awake.

Thank you. I now have fuel for the rest of my day.
 
greighwolf
2010-03-15 10:50:05 AM
SnakeMittens: Scissors can put your eye out. Oh wait...

WIN!
 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker
2010-03-15 10:51:23 AM
yourgfsayshi: THAT is what 36 looks like?

No, no, not in my experience.

/36
 
mytdawg
2010-03-15 10:54:00 AM
I was feeling rough this morning. I feel much better now.
 
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