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(TampaBays10.com) Florida Man arrested after threatening his dad with bone cutting scissors, because he was in a "homicidal mood." With mugshot you can add to your collection   (wtsp.com) divider line 103
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2010-03-15 08:17:50 AM
Pierce, Jr. said he was in a "homicidal mood" and had the scissors in the bathroom because he was going to cut his hair.

Too busy to make it to his usual salon?
 
2010-03-15 08:30:06 AM
Too bad that pic is crappy.
 
2010-03-15 09:21:50 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Too bad that pic is crappy.

No, that picture is just fine as it is. You want HD of that mug?
 
2010-03-15 09:29:02 AM
2wolves: Britney Spear's Speculum: Too bad that pic is crappy.

No, that picture is just fine as it is. You want HD of that mug?


Don't make me shove my size 6 pumps up yo' ass.

blogs.kansascity.com
 
2010-03-15 09:30:20 AM
You'd be homicidal, too, if you looked like that.
 
2010-03-15 09:49:30 AM
Poor Bill Murray...
 
2010-03-15 09:52:16 AM
reminds me of character actor Tracey Walter

www.phawker.com

/this guy's been in everything
 
2010-03-15 10:00:41 AM
Idle hands..
 
2010-03-15 10:02:15 AM
I'd hit it.

/Wait, wrong thread...
 
2010-03-15 10:02:21 AM
Jebus, get in the car. Zombie!
 
2010-03-15 10:04:54 AM
Maybe there is something in the water...

This guy could make a reality show...Sissors vs Saw...

Hi Mom, this is my new beau, met him on the internet.
 
2010-03-15 10:04:54 AM
He was upset about his health?

I can see why.
 
2010-03-15 10:06:21 AM
Wow, that guy is messed up looking
 
2010-03-15 10:07:14 AM
My band's next album will be called "Homicidal Mood", and that will be the cover art.

/has no band
 
2010-03-15 10:07:22 AM
What kind of bones do they cut? Chicken bones? Cow bones? Dinosaur bones? This would make the scissors increasingly threatening.
 
2010-03-15 10:08:28 AM
Left Eye...is that you?
 
2010-03-15 10:08:45 AM
Gah!
 
2010-03-15 10:08:58 AM
Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: Maybe there is something in the water...


Yeah, my initial thought was that he looked like he was from The Crazies.
 
2010-03-15 10:09:13 AM
"The scissors could cause permanent disfigurement and even death if these scissors were used to stab someone," the incident report read.

Well that's helpful. Thanks for walking us through that.
 
2010-03-15 10:09:53 AM
THAT is what 36 looks like?
 
2010-03-15 10:10:34 AM
Talk about the shallow end of the gene pool, I wonder how far back his family tree goes without branching?
 
2010-03-15 10:11:16 AM
The bar has been raised on "Haunt your dreams"...
 
2010-03-15 10:11:28 AM
Baby...RUTH?!?!
 
2010-03-15 10:11:37 AM
holy farking christ batman!

/thank you mom for not doing drugs/alchohol
 
2010-03-15 10:13:22 AM
Florida trifecta completed and the day just started.
 
2010-03-15 10:13:51 AM
abfalter: Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: Maybe there is something in the water...


Yeah, my initial thought was that he looked like he was from The Crazies.


He would look better if it said "RIP" under his pic.
 
2010-03-15 10:14:49 AM
And he's single, ladies!
 
2010-03-15 10:15:12 AM
Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: Maybe there is something in the water...

Plutonium, maybe?
 
2010-03-15 10:15:22 AM
WTF are bone cutting scissors?
...and why would you cut your hair with them?
 
2010-03-15 10:15:23 AM
This can't be right...

His middle name isn't Wayne...
 
2010-03-15 10:20:26 AM
www.denofgeek.com

Impressed

/not obscure
 
2010-03-15 10:21:31 AM
Jimmy's getting angry: WTF are bone cutting scissors?
...and why would you cut your hair with them?


They are what you would think of as toenail clippers. I'm not sure that anyone uses them to cut bone, or why they are called that.
 
2010-03-15 10:21:40 AM
Ol' blue eye.
 
2010-03-15 10:26:13 AM
Phil Herup [TotalFark] Quote 2010-03-15 10:22:19 AM

nah, Exorcist III
 
2010-03-15 10:27:32 AM
What the father may look like;

img363.imageshack.us
 
2010-03-15 10:28:14 AM
that dewd's only 36?

Also looks like he could be Sloth's older brother
 
2010-03-15 10:31:01 AM
"The scissors could cause permanent disfigurement and even death if these scissors were used to stab someone," the incident report read.

Sounds like just about every pair of scissors ever made.
 
2010-03-15 10:36:22 AM
www.enasco.com


Cut-a-the-haaaair...



Stab-a-the-daaaad...


/how the hell do you cut hair with cuticle shears?
 
2010-03-15 10:38:18 AM
Diogenes: You'd be homicidal, too, if you looked like that.

Its like the chicken/egg debate. Which comes first, homicidal thoughts or looking homicidal?
 
2010-03-15 10:38:56 AM
boobsrgood: My band's next album will be called "Homicidal Mood", and that will be the cover art.

/has no band


Here's the start for the title track (it's to the tune of "Strangers in the Night"):

Homicidal Mood,
Stabbing my father,
Though my barber should be sued,
It's too much bother,
Just be glad that I'm not nude...
 
2010-03-15 10:40:47 AM
Scissors can put your eye out. Oh wait...
 
2010-03-15 10:42:48 AM
"Bone-cutting scissors" is a new one for me. I own poultry shears, and they could do some serious damage, but they are longer than a half-inch. And I sure as hell wouldn't cut hair with them...
 
2010-03-15 10:44:52 AM
yourgfsayshi: THAT is what 36 looks like?

36 years of life perhaps, but he's clearly been among the ranks of the undead for several years since.
 
2010-03-15 10:47:18 AM
Edgar Allen Poe or Adolf Hitler. I can't decide.
 
2010-03-15 10:48:10 AM
ImRonBurgundy: Edgar Allen Poe or Adolf Hitler. I can't decide.

Edgar Allen Hitler.
 
2010-03-15 10:48:24 AM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-15 10:48:34 AM
Thank you fark. I just woke up, decided to log in to my favorite website, check the latest news stories...

And now, im wide awake.

Thank you. I now have fuel for the rest of my day.
 
2010-03-15 10:50:05 AM
SnakeMittens: Scissors can put your eye out. Oh wait...

WIN!
 
2010-03-15 10:51:23 AM
yourgfsayshi: THAT is what 36 looks like?

No, no, not in my experience.

/36
 
2010-03-15 10:54:00 AM
I was feeling rough this morning. I feel much better now.
 
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