I guess I need to find some "fat balls" to go with these.

God forbid anyone should be allowed to laugh for any reason.

What Fat Balls might look like

/obligatory

Burn_The_Plows: I guess I need to find some "fat balls" to go with these.

Cock soup is authentically Jamaican and also the true West Indian taste? This is confusing to me.

Any news on the placement of the new line of Schweaty Balls?

Wow - we can get Cock Flavoured Soup on the lower shelves at my local supermarket.

Apparently Fat Balls are not popular in our area though, unless they are on the customers?

I think I need to bleach my imagination now.

God-is-a-Taco: Burn_The_Plows: I guess I need to find some "fat balls" to go with these.

Cock soup is authentically Jamaican and also the true West Indian taste? This is confusing to me.

"West Indies" was how the first explorers referred to the Caribbean (including Jamaica) because they thought they'd sailed all the way around the world and reached India by a Western route.

People in the UK must be looking to snatch the "biggest pussies in the world" title from the french.

Don't eat the 'dumplings' either.

No Schwetty Balls?

We stock an Asian sauce called Ah-So sauce. Try pronouncing that without it sounding like... you know.

The cock soup is a classic.

Staff reportedly received hundreds of complaints from parents who worried about their children seeing the product.

Sigh

Balls! Changing the name will cock everything up.

I love to have a laugh in the grocery store. The first time I saw a box labeled "battered fish" in the freezer section at Albertsons an image of fish trapped in abusive relationships flashed through my mind and I laughed all the way to the checkout.

Indolent: What about the spotted dick?

Had it for breakfast yesterday.

Bonus: BALLS.

bonehead800: God-is-a-Taco: Burn_The_Plows: I guess I need to find some "fat balls" to go with these.

Cock soup is authentically Jamaican and also the true West Indian taste? This is confusing to me.

"West Indies" was how the first explorers referred to the Caribbean (including Jamaica) because they thought they'd sailed all the way around the world and reached India by a Western route.

Oh, duh. Yeah Native American "Indians" and stuff. Whoops. Damn annoying terminology. West Indes isn't the West Indes, it's the land people thought were the West Indes hundreds of years ago. Why does cock soup have to be the one to provide such epiphanies?

I have a recipe for cock ale somewhere. Not that I've ever been brave enough to brew up a batch, but apparently someone, at some point in history, decided that it might be a fine idea to add chicken to beer.

At least they still sell "Gentleman's Relish".

"It has a strong, very salty and slightly fishy taste."

Apparently ...

This seems eminently practical. I mean, how else will our children learn to not laugh at words with two meanings except by banning the use of the innocent one.

Asda is owned by Wal-Mart now, right?

Came for spotted dick, leaving sassified.

/doesn't sound the way I meant it to

Millennium: I have a recipe for cock ale somewhere. Not that I've ever been brave enough to brew up a batch, but apparently someone, at some point in history, decided that it might be a fine idea to add chicken to beer.

Not just chicken but rooster as well. Not sure how it is in soup but roasted rooster is like chewing through a ball of rubber bands.

/cock

Any word on the Coq au Vin?

Clam chowder.

Yes, because god forbid you see a customer laughing and having a good time.
There shall be no merriment in the ASDA!

And don't get me started on stupid parents who can't tell their children that "cock" means chicken.

What about a cockmeat sandwich (NSFW language) ?

My store has that stuff in the Hispanic aisle. A picture of a rooster with "COCK" in big letters. I have to laugh every time I see it. The customers, unfortunately, aren't sophisticated enough to realize there might be a problem. They'd probably buy it and complain there was no cock in it. :)

Soon, you won't even be able to read This to your kids.

Why does the Nanny State hate laughter?

Cock sauce

Rumpleforskin: People in the UK must be looking to snatch the "biggest pussies in the world" title from the french.

ASDA is a farking disgusting Yank company redneck.

By which I mean kill yourself.

But no, we're pu8ssies because ASDA are retarded Americans.

cock sauce on the fat ball?

Oh noes! Unintentional potty humour in the food aisle! Whatever shall we do?

/rolleyes