I'm glad I hung in there to actually see the word "fupa" in that article, about 10-15 times.

Coco LaFemme: LULZ. I love how one of the sizes is "Empress". That's for women whose hip measurements are 80 to 90 inches. 90 motherfarking inches.

yeah, I'm guessing the waistband, if cut off with industrial shears and held up, is taller than me (71".) That's more Pi than I can imagine.

I had never seen or read the phase "FUPA" before today. I could have gone my whole life without seeing the pictures that came up in my GIS.

Bleeech!

And what about that poor kid? Her mother is purposefully eating herself to death. How does the British nanny state allow this kind of shiat to continue? This definitely calls for some intervention.

Really sad. Why does she feel like she needs to do this to herself? She already can't walk on her own. How old will she be when her daughter loses mommy to heart disease?

Hey, she is trying to commit suicide. Maybe some cop should put a gun in her mouth and stop her from eating killing her self.

Ima4nic8or: dumb biotch. The sad thing is that some of us are probably going to be paying for her numerous upcoming heart surgeries. There should be laws that state that if you do moronic, wreckless things to your body nobody else has to pick up a cent of your healthcare costs. When she has her first heart attack they should just let her die rather than spend money on a lost cause.

THIS.
When she croaks, anything salvageable should be harvested and used for those who are suffering and NOT self-destructive idiots.

I don't know if she'll be able to make it all the way to 1000 lbs but I'm sure she'll make a run at it.

Chariset: How do you fit a thousand-pound person into a coffin? Can they bury her or will they just render the blubber?

On the next episode of Dirty Jobs...

All I can say is that don't GIS her name.

Reach for the stars, baby! If you can dream it, you can eat do it!

Search Google for a copy of the documentary "Fat Girls and Feeders". That is some scary, scary, nasty stuff.

*sniff* *sniff* I wish they'd never invented fried cheese!

I have trouble grasping the way these people think :


a) And she unrepentant of her weight-gain goal, despite risking her own life in the process.

'I love eating and people love watching me eat,' she said.

'It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone.'

b) She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.


Sure you're not harming anyone. You just tend to use an inordinate amount of valuable public resources that could be doing something otherwise useful.

Coco LaFemme: Ennuipoet: itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

Here?^

Swear I Googled it, it was not bookmarked.

LULZ. I love how one of the sizes is "Empress". That's for women whose hip measurements are 80 to 90 inches. 90 motherfarking inches.

I see a new advertising campaign -
For The Lady As Regal As An Ocean Liner

/ Hot like a double-helping of Fried Lard w/ Pasta Sauce

I hope this stupid fat farking C dies trying to add the extra 400

Coco LaFemme: Jesus....I could stand to lose about 20 30lbs.....I couldn't imagine purposefully gaining 400 pounds.

Sweet Jesus Shortcake.

FTFY


Something tells me that 1,000 pounds wouldn't be enough for the record. Here are some previous record holders (women only) and their weights:

Renee T. Scarfa 1800lbs
Carol Yeager 1600lbs
Rosalie Bradford 1200lbs

-Wikianswers

/Just kidding about the 30 pound thing.
//Why yes, I was recently dumped

greentea1985: Sadly, this woman is an American.

You know, I find I have little or no feeling of nationalism.

This is why I hate grocery shopping. Trying to navigate my shopping cart around people like her, scooter and kid!

SoothinglyDeranged: namatad: SoothinglyDeranged: I am truly and honestly disgusted by this women.

did you MEAN women, as plural, as she is too farking big to be only one person?

Actually yes, I did, and yes, for the reason of her being far too large to be considered one person. To hell with the grammar.

Tell her to haul ass and she'd have to make two trips. Women indeed!

Coco LaFemme: Doctor Funkenstein: Coco LaFemme: Did the Dumbass tag sit on the Sick tag and squash it?

I think this broad ate all the other tags.


That's a distinct possibility. I don't get it - how do you let yourself get to 600lbs...and then decide you want to get up to 1,000. ON PURPOSE. Jesus....I could stand to lose about 20 lbs.....I couldn't imagine purposefully gaining 400 pounds.

Sweet Jesus Shortcake.

It's actually not that hard to understand if you put yourself into her shoes for a second.

You're just a little girl - going to elementary school - and all the other kids make fun of you and call you fat. You don't even really understand it. You eat what your parents give you. You participate in the activities they tell you. By the time you get into high school/old enough to learn about fitness/nutrition - you already hate it.

Maybe you've tried some horrible fad diet (drink fruit juice only and lose 10 pounds!). After two weeks of that - you are miserable and equate dieting with = pain and suffering. By that age - you hate the concept of fitness. You are horrible at every sport you try and gym class is where the teasing is worst of all. You might even have been athletic, if it weren't for the extra fat and lack of practice; but you'll never know. All you know is you can't do anything the other kids can, they make fun of you, and whenever you try to do anything, you fail and it physically hurts (have a fat kid run a mile, and ask him how he feels).

So, dieting == pain and working out == pain. And you hate being fat...it's either be fat or suffer unending pain. And, all of your diet attempts FAILED anyway. A ton of pain - and it doesn't help. Same with working out.

After years and years of being fat, miserable and having everyone tell you how fat and worthless you; suddenly you meet some guy who seems to really like you. He's probably not even fat - compared to you - he's like the friggin Homecoming King. But he really seems to like you. It's strange at first; but you figure it out - he has a fetish for fat. The whole world tells you how ugly and disgusting you are - how nobody will want you - how you should be suffering in pain (even though you'll just fail anyway) to try and get skinny (and you think it's impossible anyway)....and then some guy shows up - and he seems amazing - he loves you. He loves FAT you.

He encourages you to get FATTER.

What an amazing day that must be, for a fat chick. You found a guy who loves you and instead of wanting you to suffer with diet and exercise - he wants you to SIT ON YOUR ASS and EAT ALL THE FOOD YOU WANT and he'll tell you how amazing you are.

As you increase in size from normal fatty to 'HOLY CRAP SHE IS FAT' you get all of this positive reinforcement. You go from a loser nobody would look at in high school - to be an 'attractive' girl who has men PAYING HER - to watch her eat. What used to be the worst thing about you - is now the thing people love you for. You are surrounded by men who all share the fat-chick fetish and they are constantly telling you how great you and how great you look and how you should gain more weight.

And the money is coming in! You don't have to do real work. Just sit around and eat. You are sheltered from the society that didn't want you and surround by people who love you and want you to get fatter.

The only down side is a few pesky doctors are telling you it's unsafe. But years and years of ignoring teasing and taunting from your classmates makes it just as easy to dismiss the comments of doctors. 'No - I *AM* healthy. I don't care what the doctor says.'

The fatter she gets, the more fame, status, money and fans she'll have. People will go to great lengths for those things; and it just happens that EATING A LOT OF CRAP is something she already loves and is good at.

It's a piece of cake. Literally.

...

Well. I certainly feel better about my thighs.

"A fat woman walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting her." (new window)

There she is...North America.

Looks like someone's gonna need a bigger Comfort Wipe!

ipeeintheshower: I don't know if she'll be able to make it all the way to 1000 lbs but I'm sure she'll make a run at it.

I have to disagree. This fatty won't be running toward anything.

Rolling like a ball? Possibly.

Running? Not likely.

Your Momma is so fat....

Her ass warps space-time.

of course i didn't read the article, but i wonder, how does she get to work so she can afford the health insuran....ahhh, who am i kidding. we do that for her.

She gets my vote for World's Grossest Person

\feels much more motivated to go to the gym tomorrow

I came. And puked.

smrtone: Your Momma is so fat....

Her ass warps space-time.

Even better:

I'm always impressed that those scooters can actually carry people like that around. Anyone know what kind of range they have?

I wonder how much money she makes on her website? I find fat fetishists weird and really fat people rather gross, but different strokes and all that.... I'd say live and let live, but I feel bad for the kid.

/should go to the gym tonight
//in about 26 minutes

Ennuipoet: itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

Here?^

Swear I Googled it, it was not bookmarked.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure even the biggest sizes there wouldn't fit someone 600 pounds.

That is one guiness record they should shut down now. This woman is one pancake short of a stack if she seriously wants to do this. 600 pounds is dangerously overweight, another 400 and think heart attack any second.

if you want to break crazy dangerous world records, how about going over Niagra Falls in a barrel? Probably better chance of surviving than weighing 1000 pounds.

Y'know, even a lengthy article about a lesbian encounter between Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson, complete with pics, will be ruined if the word "fupa" gets thrown in there 100 times.

Na na nanana na na na na...

Ennuipoet: itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

Here?^

Swear I Googled it, it was not bookmarked.

When I first looked at the size chart, I didn`t think it looked THAT huge.

And then I realized... It`s in inches. Not centimeters like I`m used to looking at for sizes.

That was when the shock set in. There are really people out there with 200cm waists?!?!

/not thin
//but their "small" is still way too big for me

Holy christ

okay, outrage aside....how does she pay for all that food? She can't possibly work. Fat people don't get more gov't assistance for their food stamps than skinny people. Is there another article that explains her technique for robbing food banks?

Baryogenesis: Holy christ

okay, outrage aside....how does she pay for all that food? She can't possibly work. Fat people don't get more gov't assistance for their food stamps than skinny people. Is there another article that explains her technique for robbing food banks?

The article says internet people pay to watch her eat.

Jaakobi: I came. And puked.

Do you have a bulimic fetish?

Story: Ima4nic8or: dumb biotch. The sad thing is that some of us are probably going to be paying for her numerous upcoming heart surgeries. There should be laws that state that if you do moronic, wreckless things to your body nobody else has to pick up a cent of your healthcare costs. When she has her first heart attack they should just let her die rather than spend money on a lost cause.

THIS.
When she croaks, anything salvageable should be harvested and used for those who are suffering and NOT self-destructive idiots.

When she dies, her liver will look like foie gras.

Plus, I imagine she'll have been dead for several days when someone finds her. It's not like she moves around a lot.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jaakobi: I came. And puked.

That is a strange fetish ;p
/No, I don't want to know more, thank you.

Oh come on. I had my newsletter prepared and everything.

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."