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(Dlisted) Dumbass Fatty Fatty Fatty McFatterson, woman who weighs over 600 lbs is trying to GAIN 400 lbs in the next two years to become fattest woman on the planet, or perhaps a planet herself   (dlisted.com) divider line 356
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2010-03-14 01:55:43 PM
I love the part where she EATS on webcam for men to watch her.

Because, you know, watching this tub of lard cram more Big Macs into her food hole gets my rod throbbing.

/Ew
 
2010-03-14 02:22:55 PM
dramboxf: I love the part where she EATS on webcam for men to watch her.

Some people get off on that.

They're sick freaks, but even so.

If she makes her weight goal, how will she deal with the rest of her life. How do you fit a thousand-pound person into a coffin? Can they bury her or will they just render the blubber?
 
2010-03-14 03:15:04 PM
dramboxf: I love the part where she EATS on webcam for men to watch her.

Because, you know, watching this tub of lard cram more Big Macs into her food hole gets my rod throbbing.

/Ew


Rule 34, but yeah there's a recognized fetish for fat. Just look up "feeders."
 
2010-03-14 03:15:49 PM
But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?
 
2010-03-14 03:44:25 PM
Did the Dumbass tag sit on the Sick tag and squash it?
 
2010-03-14 03:48:20 PM
Coco LaFemme: Did the Dumbass tag sit on the Sick tag and squash it?

I think this broad ate all the other tags.
 
2010-03-14 03:54:41 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: Coco LaFemme: Did the Dumbass tag sit on the Sick tag and squash it?

I think this broad ate all the other tags.



That's a distinct possibility. I don't get it - how do you let yourself get to 600lbs...and then decide you want to get up to 1,000. ON PURPOSE. Jesus....I could stand to lose about 20 lbs.....I couldn't imagine purposefully gaining 400 pounds.

Sweet Jesus Shortcake.
 
2010-03-14 04:01:59 PM
Coco LaFemme: Doctor Funkenstein: Coco LaFemme: Did the Dumbass tag sit on the Sick tag and squash it?

I think this broad ate all the other tags.


That's a distinct possibility. I don't get it - how do you let yourself get to 600lbs...and then decide you want to get up to 1,000. ON PURPOSE. Jesus....I could stand to lose about 20 lbs.....I couldn't imagine purposefully gaining 400 pounds.

Sweet Jesus Shortcake.


I share your confusion and add another layer to it.

Over at the Daily Mail, there's more pictures of Donna with her daughter and boyfriend

WTF? Wha...why???
 
2010-03-14 04:14:41 PM
Gross. She should be committed.
 
2010-03-14 04:55:31 PM
But, guys! She's in perfect health! Why give her a hard time?

/BRB, buying lots of celery sticks
 
2010-03-14 05:33:09 PM
Obamacare will cover this.
 
2010-03-14 06:17:35 PM
Hick: Obamacare will cover this.

With gravy?
 
2010-03-14 06:18:45 PM
As for Donna's health, she claims she's in perfect condition despite the fact that she has to travel around on a mobile scooter, because her knees are too busy weeping for their future to hold her up.

kill it before it can breed again
no seriously
take her kid from her
sterilize her

/shudder
 
2010-03-14 06:22:47 PM
Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 38stone.

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.


some people really should just be left on the side of the road to die

she can only walk 20ft before getting winded
lawl

/followup: child found burned alive. died trying to drag mother from burning building.

/ok, the real reason that kid is so skinny is that is the only way to keep mommy from eating her
 
2010-03-14 06:27:24 PM
How...and I don't want an answer to this...does she even wipe herself? Is it the Bart Simpson rag on a stick thing?
 
2010-03-14 06:35:56 PM
itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

Here?^

Swear I Googled it, it was not bookmarked.
 
2010-03-14 06:44:51 PM
Ennuipoet: itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

Here?^

Swear I Googled it, it was not bookmarked.


I swear to god, I expected this to be a tent store.
 
2010-03-14 06:45:34 PM
Mugato: How...and I don't want an answer to this...does she even wipe herself? Is it the Bart Simpson rag on a stick thing?

picturing bart shuddering
 
2010-03-14 06:46:46 PM
Sleeping Monkey: Gross. She should be committed.

yah, how is this not mental illness?
crap, it isnt imminent danger to herself

on the other hand, if she falls on her daughter, she would crush her to death.
 
2010-03-14 07:08:15 PM
namatad: I swear to god, I expected this to be a tent store.

I was going in that direction and then found the Fat Lady Warehouse there.
 
2010-03-14 07:22:30 PM
I am truly and honestly disgusted by this women.
 
2010-03-14 07:32:18 PM
SoothinglyDeranged: I am truly and honestly disgusted by this women.

did you MEAN women, as plural, as she is too farking big to be only one person?

of course then you would have had to have said these women

hmmmmm
 
2010-03-14 08:05:10 PM
namatad: SoothinglyDeranged: I am truly and honestly disgusted by this women.

did you MEAN women, as plural, as she is too farking big to be only one person?

of course then you would have had to have said these women

hmmmmm


Actually yes, I did, and yes, for the reason of her being far too large to be considered one person. To hell with the grammar.
 
2010-03-14 08:15:06 PM
There's that word again, 'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

Maybe she could work in the circus, have clowns come out of her snizz instead of a tiny car.
 
2010-03-14 08:24:47 PM
Ennuipoet: itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

Here?^

Swear I Googled it, it was not bookmarked.




LULZ. I love how one of the sizes is "Empress". That's for women whose hip measurements are 80 to 90 inches. 90 motherfarking inches.
 
2010-03-14 08:43:17 PM
Well, it just goes to show that you can accomplish your dreams. She is living proof.

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!

/I think it's time to start running and swimming regularly again
 
2010-03-14 08:50:36 PM
She needs to go on the Dr. Nick diet. "If it's clear, it's your window to success."
 
2010-03-14 09:00:00 PM
"That's not a moon...OR a space station..."
 
2010-03-14 09:00:49 PM
www.buddytv.com
 
2010-03-14 09:01:57 PM
SoothinglyDeranged: I am truly and honestly disgusted by this women.

This!
I'm trying to get my wife to 120 again....
/WTF?
//Cancer sucks!
 
2010-03-14 09:02:29 PM
dumb biotch. The sad thing is that some of us are probably going to be paying for her numerous upcoming heart surgeries. There should be laws that state that if you do moronic, wreckless things to your body nobody else has to pick up a cent of your healthcare costs. When she has her first heart attack they should just let her die rather than spend money on a lost cause.
 
2010-03-14 09:03:20 PM
Chariset: dramboxf: I love the part where she EATS on webcam for men to watch her.

Some people get off on that.

They're sick freaks, but even so.

If she makes her weight goal, how will she deal with the rest of her life. How do you fit a thousand-pound person into a coffin? Can they bury her or will they just render the blubber?


It would make for one hell of a Viking funeral. How long do you think you could keep a yacht on fire for?
 
2010-03-14 09:04:30 PM
itazurakko: dramboxf: I love the part where she EATS on webcam for men to watch her.

Because, you know, watching this tub of lard cram more Big Macs into her food hole gets my rod throbbing.

/Ew

Rule 34, but yeah there's a recognized fetish for fat. Just look up "feeders."


From Wikipedia:

Fat fetishism is distinct from a mere sexual preference for fat partners, in that fat fetishists fetishize fat people.
 
2010-03-14 09:04:32 PM
The FUPA! (rather NSFW audio)
 
2010-03-14 09:05:13 PM
Coco LaFemme: Ennuipoet: itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

Here?^

Swear I Googled it, it was not bookmarked.



LULZ. I love how one of the sizes is "Empress". That's for women whose hip measurements are 80 to 90 inches. 90 motherfarking inches.


i feel a lot better about my weight now.
 
2010-03-14 09:05:25 PM
It's good to have goals.

/but, damn
 
2010-03-14 09:07:02 PM
Nobody beat me to it:

www.crumbscraper.com
 
2010-03-14 09:07:02 PM
Ironclad2: The FUPA! (rather NSFW audio)

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
 
2010-03-14 09:07:10 PM
Just read this while eating pizza.

I think the salad is pretty tempting at this point on. The pizza? I'm sure my dog will appreciate what's left of the slice.
 
2010-03-14 09:09:01 PM
Chariset: dramboxf: I love the part where she EATS on webcam for men to watch her.

Some people get off on that.


It's a corollary of rule 34. No matter how gross, immoral, mundane, or boring, someone somewhere is fapping to it.
 
2010-03-14 09:09:04 PM
Mom???
 
2010-03-14 09:09:34 PM
When you're only having seconds, she's having twenty thirds
when she goes to get her shoes shined, she's gotta take their word
 
2010-03-14 09:09:34 PM
TheyCallThisWork: Nobody beat me to it:

I expected to see that in the first two or three comments.
Thanks for bringing the joy.
 
2010-03-14 09:09:59 PM
Christ, that makes me want to go eat some goddamn vegetables.
 
2010-03-14 09:10:04 PM
FTA: Her boyfriend weighs 150

O_O
 
2010-03-14 09:10:17 PM
itazurakko: But 100% honest question if any fat people happen to read this - where do you BUY pants that size?

I think you just buy an industrial Pfaff and two Pakistani 8 year olds to work the thing, and you get a plan over at your local tent and canvas supplier.
 
2010-03-14 09:10:28 PM
omg. what a dumás.......
 
2010-03-14 09:10:45 PM
Side-show freaks must serve some purpose in society I guess. Might as well go all the way. They even get their own shows on TLC or some channel. Personally, I find it completely repellent and I hate encountering the truly fat in person.

/Circus, Sumo, or GTFO!
 
2010-03-14 09:11:34 PM
From Wikipedia:

A male fat fetishist may enjoy inserting his penis between the deep folds of skin on an overweight person's body, and thrusting to orgasm in a practice similar to mammary intercourse.

W T F
 
2010-03-14 09:11:35 PM
I'm glad I hung in there to actually see the word "fupa" in that article, about 10-15 times.
 
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