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(Some Clown Hater)   The typical traffic stop in Portland includes guns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bondsman badge, an open container of Captain Morgan rum and one...clown mask   (kgw.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, Captain Morgan, machetes, Ford Crown Victoria, open container, self control, handcuffs, badges, clown mask  
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2010-03-14 11:28:14 AM  
....and a partridge in a pear tree.
 
2010-03-14 11:48:45 AM  
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2010-03-14 11:55:57 AM  
The clowns. It's always the clowns.
 
2010-03-14 12:23:53 PM  

dj_bigbird: Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


Over in two.
 
2010-03-14 12:55:20 PM  
i199.photobucket.com

Is this the suspect?
 
2010-03-14 02:41:01 PM  
what?! No farking Ziti?
 
2010-03-14 02:55:49 PM  
Oregon is one of the few states that don't issue bail bonds, and from what I gather, is not cool with bounty hunters from other states operating on their turf.
 
2010-03-14 03:56:44 PM  
classic-horror.com
 
2010-03-14 03:57:33 PM  
Shenanigans, Portland traffic stops barely average a third of a machete each.
 
2010-03-14 03:58:05 PM  
The Pint-Sized Slasher lives!
 
2010-03-14 03:58:21 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2010-03-14 03:59:13 PM  
Ahh..Multnomah County. That's where most of the freaks are.
 
2010-03-14 04:00:17 PM  
That'd be Portland for you

/poverty with a view...and a 420
 
2010-03-14 04:01:24 PM  

SwiftFox: Shenanigans, Portland traffic stops barely average a third of a machete each.


...and five times as many masks, from what I've heard. Is Portland really chock-full of clowns?
 
2010-03-14 04:02:23 PM  
Meh, Tuesday night.

/call me when the midgets with uzis show up.
 
2010-03-14 04:02:47 PM  
Sounds like my kinda party.

/Giggity.
 
2010-03-14 04:03:14 PM  

uncletogie: SwiftFox: Shenanigans, Portland traffic stops barely average a third of a machete each.

...and five times as many masks, from what I've heard. Is Portland really chock-full of clowns?


well, depends if ass clowns count or not now doesnt it?
 
2010-03-14 04:05:16 PM  
t0.gstatic.com

Officer, don't arrest me yet, I have some balloons back there, don't you want your balloon first? Don't you want it? Don't you want it?
 
2010-03-14 04:05:22 PM  
dj_bigbird: Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Over in 2
 
2010-03-14 04:05:32 PM  
www.strategic-air-command.com

A guy could have a decent weekend in Vegas with all of that stuff.
 
2010-03-14 04:06:17 PM  
Stupid Juggalos
 
2010-03-14 04:06:45 PM  
Five knives and a machete? Could be a lot of reasons, if he carries tools around in his truck/van. Pretty sure if I go check my old toolbelt I'll find 3 knives just in that, since invariably the first thing you lose is your box cutter just when you need it.

Guns, stun gun, cuffs, bail bonds badge? Pretty sure that unless you're a dumbass ex-con like Dog those all pretty well go together.

Maryjane and an open bottle of the Captain? Yer a dumbass, brah.
 
2010-03-14 04:08:18 PM  
The driver and officer were promptly killed by a school bus that came out of nowhere.
 
2010-03-14 04:09:36 PM  

GaryPDX: Ahh..Multnomah County. That's where most of the freaks are.


"SANDY" is referring to the town of Sandy, Oregon in Clackamas County. Not Sandy Boulevard in downtown Portland. Secondly, this happened near Brightwood, which is even deeper into Clackamas County. Thirdly, Multnomah County does not issue its residents Washington state plates.

Folks, the rarely seen triple-fail.
 
2010-03-14 04:10:59 PM  

GaryPDX: Ahh..Multnomah County. That's where most of the freaks are.


It's pretty bad! Don't move here!
 
2010-03-14 04:11:49 PM  
"Guns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bondsman badge, an open container of Captain Morgan rum and one...clown mask"

Meh. Sounds like a typical Monday for me. All that is missing is the arse-less chaps and the mink whip.
 
2010-03-14 04:12:10 PM  
dj_bigbird: Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas Dallas with all that stuff.

FIFY(look it up)
 
2010-03-14 04:12:54 PM  
img4.imageshack.us

Clowns get a bad rep.
 
2010-03-14 04:15:15 PM  
I like the way one of them was sited for not wearing a seatbelt. Buckle up before trolling for victims, dude. Safety first!
 
2010-03-14 04:16:08 PM  

Sgt Otter: GaryPDX: Ahh..Multnomah County. That's where most of the freaks are.

"SANDY" is referring to the town of Sandy, Oregon in Clackamas County. Not Sandy Boulevard in downtown Portland. Secondly, this happened near Brightwood, which is even deeper into Clackamas County. Thirdly, Multnomah County does not issue its residents Washington state plates.

Folks, the rarely seen triple-fail.


Clackamas county is just as bad..lol. And yea, I'm sure these clowns came over the Glenn Jackson from....Washington.
 
2010-03-14 04:16:22 PM  
junket89: img4.imageshack.us

Clowns get a bad rep.


mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-14 04:16:25 PM  

baka-san: dj_bigbird: Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas Dallas with all that stuff.

FIFY(look it up)


I almost went with that...
 
2010-03-14 04:17:03 PM  
Shiat, I used to live up there, (Gresham), that was Tuesday night.
 
2010-03-14 04:17:51 PM  
dj_bigbird: FIFY(look it up)

I almost went with that...


\m/
 
2010-03-14 04:17:54 PM  

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: GaryPDX: Ahh..Multnomah County. That's where most of the freaks are.

It's pretty bad! Don't move here!


Agreed. Everyone stay as far away as possible!
 
2010-03-14 04:19:14 PM  

Sgt Otter: Multnomah County does not issue its residents Washington state plates.


False flag operation by Oregon Fusion Center designed to place blame on Washington.
 
2010-03-14 04:26:38 PM  

Sgt Otter: GaryPDX: Ahh..Multnomah County. That's where most of the freaks are.

"SANDY" is referring to the town of Sandy, Oregon in Clackamas County. Not Sandy Boulevard in downtown Portland. Secondly, this happened near Brightwood, which is even deeper into Clackamas County. Thirdly, Multnomah County does not issue its residents Washington state plates.

Folks, the rarely seen triple-fail.


Good Goddamn you might just shut that farker up for good
 
2010-03-14 04:28:25 PM  
No where near Portland.
 
2010-03-14 04:28:28 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Good Goddamn you might just shut that farker up for good


Not likely..lol.
 
2010-03-14 04:32:11 PM  

X MEAT PUPPET: Shiat, I used to live up there, (Gresham)


Or as we like to call it Methopotamia ?

itawambaso.com
 
2010-03-14 04:32:43 PM  

GaryPDX:

Not likely..lol.


you are a counter-False flag operation by Washington, gary, or should I say GarySEATAC?
 
2010-03-14 04:41:59 PM  

xuanzhiyouxuan: GaryPDX:

Not likely..lol.

you are a counter-False flag operation by Washington, gary, or should I say GarySEATAC?


He's an illegal sent over in the Soviet days, that's why he hasn't been expelled, it's a passport thing.

/my dog told me
 
2010-03-14 04:43:24 PM  
lol..yea. I'll never tell.
 
2010-03-14 04:56:46 PM  
See? Nobody cares about the guns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bondsman badge, and open container of Captain Morgan rum.
 
2010-03-14 05:03:05 PM  
But then, did it get wierd?
 
2010-03-14 05:11:00 PM  

Sgt Otter: GaryPDX: Ahh..Multnomah County. That's where most of the freaks are.

"SANDY" is referring to the town of Sandy, Oregon in Clackamas County. Not Sandy Boulevard in downtown Portland. Secondly, this happened near Brightwood, which is even deeper into Clackamas County. Thirdly, Multnomah County does not issue its residents Washington state plates.

Folks, the rarely seen triple-fail.


Thank you.

/pdx native
 
2010-03-14 05:11:03 PM  
At first, I couldn't figure out why this guy was arrested...then I read "clown mask." Fry the sucker.
 
2010-03-14 05:18:25 PM  
No brass knuckles or cat 'n nine tails'?
 
2010-03-14 05:26:47 PM  
i206.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-14 05:29:09 PM  
You're thinking Ohio.
 
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