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(WTAE) Dumbass Guy gets arrested for trying to break into neighbor's house and steal her panties. Decides that going on local news and showing where he lives and works is a good idea Bonus: He lives in Beaver County   (thepittsburghchannel.com) divider line 35
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2010-03-14 11:53:30 AM
Five bucks says the attempted knicker snatcher is from Florida.
 
2010-03-14 12:01:13 PM
i23.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-14 12:05:43 PM
Something about this story smells fishy.
 
2010-03-14 01:39:07 PM

OHIOVILLE, Pa


Why is that town named after a state?
 
2010-03-14 01:39:45 PM
MichianaJerk: We lock up more pervs than China, have you seen chinese granny panties? Don't google it.

bensbreakfastblog.files.wordpress.com

maybe i should turn safe search off
 
2010-03-14 01:41:24 PM
Englebert Slaptyback PM
OHIOVILLE, Pa
Why is that town named after a state?


There's a small river that starts in Pittsburgh,PA. Google it.
 
2010-03-14 01:43:26 PM
*reads the comments on that page*

*injects some drama in hopes of getting a reaction*

*the locals will never see it coming*
 
2010-03-14 01:44:49 PM
drkats: Englebert Slaptyback PM
OHIOVILLE, Pa
Why is that town named after a state?

There's a small river that starts in Pittsburgh,PA. Google it.


Way to go Ohio.
 
2010-03-14 01:45:05 PM
There are no good police anymore.
The ones that do not commit crimes and invent evidence cover up for the ones that do.

Gone are the days when you could look for a cop to be on the side of right, they are on the side of arrogance, power and covering for their brothers in blue.

If this man does not have 10 million dollars in his hand in 3 years or less his lawyer was a chimpanzee.
 
2010-03-14 01:46:08 PM
Ahhhh Beaver County.. The have a diving team also. Great Place.
 
2010-03-14 01:48:21 PM
Beaver Country?
 
2010-03-14 01:50:50 PM
FTA

Police said they found Dawson by following footprints in the snow to his home.

www.collativelearning.com

Pay attention next time!
 
2010-03-14 01:53:25 PM
Meh...
Actually it is kinda refreshing to see someone stand up and say, yeah I'm farked up, I need help.

Creepy but refreshing.
 
2010-03-14 02:03:37 PM
tiggis: There are no good police anymore.
The ones that do not commit crimes and invent evidence cover up for the ones that do.

Gone are the days when you could look for a cop to be on the side of right, they are on the side of arrogance, power and covering for their brothers in blue.

If this man does not have 10 million dollars in his hand in 3 years or less his lawyer was a chimpanzee.


Uh? Whut?
 
2010-03-14 02:04:01 PM
Are they absolutely sure it wasn't this guy?
img102.animecharactersdatabase.com:81
 
2010-03-14 02:05:51 PM
What would a guy do with panties? Become a trap?
 
2010-03-14 02:16:20 PM
Thanks I just had it stuffed
 
2010-03-14 02:28:29 PM
theBigBigEye: Are they absolutely sure it wasn't this guy?

Damn you, almost word for word what I was going to post.

At least I do not leave dissapointed...
 
2010-03-14 02:30:51 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

In Japan you can buy your neighbors used underwear from a vending machine
 
2010-03-14 02:35:08 PM
More like beaver country.
 
2010-03-14 02:49:08 PM
Can't he buy his own? They aren't that expensive for crying out loud.
 
2010-03-14 02:50:10 PM
Hey, farkmodminpeeps, Um....can we maybe get the constraints on images relaxed a little. We have to shrink them down and destroy the quality so much these days that they're all pretty much unidentifiable.

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2010-03-14 03:05:24 PM
tiggis: There are no good police anymore.
The ones that do not commit crimes and invent evidence cover up for the ones that do.

Gone are the days when you could look for a cop to be on the side of right, they are on the side of arrogance, power and covering for their brothers in blue.

If this man does not have 10 million dollars in his hand in 3 years or less his lawyer was a chimpanzee.


i22.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-14 03:18:32 PM
I had this happen to a friend of mine. It was a funny story, but it was creepy as hell. She kept finding panties on her doorknob that weren't hers, and eventually she started finding her dresser raided.
 
2010-03-14 03:55:55 PM
PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!

i120.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-14 03:58:15 PM
I used to live in Beaver County.

There's not much to do there. This guy's creepy maybe, but probably just bored.

I used to go down to the train tracks with a friend and we'd take turns shooting each other with a potato gun loaded with a nerf ball.

It was in the days before youtube.
 
2010-03-14 04:12:16 PM
MrHappyRotter: Hey, farkmodminpeeps, Um....can we maybe get the constraints on images relaxed a little. We have to shrink them down and destroy the quality so much these days that they're all pretty much unidentifiable.

Huh?

176k animated gif:

www.writersgallery.com
 
2010-03-14 05:10:46 PM
theBigBigEye: Are they absolutely sure it wasn't this guy?

Thank you. You have brightened my day.
 
2010-03-14 06:26:45 PM
theBigBigEye: Are they absolutely sure it wasn't this guy?

Or this guy?
www.otakugames.es

I smell a conspiracy here!
 
2010-03-14 07:40:08 PM
Gwyrddu: Obligatory

If you're wondering about step 2, here's your answer (new window).
 
2010-03-14 08:24:14 PM
HEH i live here in Beaver County and when i saw this headline and mentioned it my roommate and i both were expecting it to have been in New Brighton and have been my old landlord. nice to know he seems to share a common hobby around the county. and if you think Beaver County is a bad name then look up the names of towns and places here sometime, Beaver Falls, Big Beaver, Beaver, Little Beaver, and of course our famous Beaver River.

And Ohioville is named for the Ohio River which originates here in PA
 
2010-03-14 09:46:00 PM
Theadeaus
HEH i live here in Beaver County


According to your profile, you're from Ellwood City.
Ellwood is in Lawrence county. You are LIAR!!
j/k

\originally from Hellwood Shiatty.
 
2010-03-15 04:02:43 AM
Um...a grown man breaking into women's apartments stealing panties? I have a feeling we'll hear more from this guy later, likely raping woman.

What a loser
 
2010-03-15 09:57:41 AM
I believe we need to see a picture of this female neighbor.

How can we know "if want" if we can't see her?
 
2010-03-15 02:38:17 PM
Chad appears to be into humiliation as well.

Leeds: I believe we need to see a picture of this female neighbor.


/also picture of what neighbors' panties might look like on neighbor
//NOT what they might look like on neighbors' boyfriend
 
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