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(TechTV)   Fark credited for Morgan Webb's victory yesterday. Now she takes on Jeri Ryan, seriously dividing the nerd vote   ( divider line
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24711 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2003 at 1:49 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-25 04:51:08 PM  
04-25-03 04:37:33 PM Rctay
I surprised that in this Techtv babe feast no one has mentioned Michaela Pereira.
Amen...Her and Erica ruled Tech LIVE. It's too bad they don't work for Naked News in Canada, aye?
2003-04-25 04:51:56 PM  
Wait, so now we're calling pregnant women fat?

Wow... It's the 6th grade boys locker room all over again.
2003-04-25 04:52:07 PM  
This has got to be one of the most masturbation-glorifying threads without the "Boobies" tag that I've ever seen!!!
2003-04-25 04:53:07 PM  
" pulse pistol!"
2003-04-25 04:54:41 PM  
did anyone realize that this contest will never now end, morgan will win every time that fark puts it up. lol, fark strikes again
2003-04-25 04:54:44 PM  

I think it odd that we have a discussion regarding science and you throw the Seal of Solomon at me. Either you are Jewish (judging from the coloring I guess not) or an occultist.

As an occultist you'd be creating a demon trap and since you'd not be able to stand within the circle of this one I doubt the proper incantation could be made. Hmmm... weird at best.

So therefore I reject your award.

Thanks anyways.
2003-04-25 04:56:21 PM  
"Wait, so now we're calling pregnant women fat?"

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion? Mmmmm, Mira Sorvino...
2003-04-25 04:56:51 PM  

Step back from the BtVS dvd's... ;)
2003-04-25 04:57:59 PM  
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2003-04-25 04:59:05 PM  
Mira is a hottie, yes.

So is Brigette Fonda.

So is Kristy Swanson....W....O....W
2003-04-25 05:02:24 PM  
Si, BrandoSi, that's her. Fluent in Mandarin too. Smart, talented, gorgeous, and so far out of my league...

*sigh tinged with impending fap*
2003-04-25 05:04:16 PM  
She speaks Mandarin?! She just jumped like 1000 points on my hotness scale! I'm learning (albeit slowly) Mandarin now.

Crap. I gotta go. Work's over....
2003-04-25 05:04:24 PM  
jeri ryan = horse face
2003-04-25 05:05:58 PM  
I can't post pics but here's a fair collection of the incomparable Mira:

Somewhere out there there's an image of her eating a banana with milk running down her face.... oyvey mi Mira.
2003-04-25 05:06:39 PM  
I think the concensus (I can't remember if it was here or at k-rock) was that we will continue to "assist" morgan to win until she does a spread in Maxim.

Now, how can that possibly be a bad thing?
2003-04-25 05:11:40 PM  
Er, YooYoo, sorry. I jes' thought it wuz pretty.
2003-04-25 05:11:53 PM  
I'd hate to see Morgan go slummin' in a rag like Maxim.
2003-04-25 05:11:55 PM  

You're new here. You're excited. Great.

Now STFU I'm sick of reading your pointless crap.

2003-04-25 05:12:53 PM  
Who gives a shiat about Morgan.. sure she can read a telepromter.. but I can give you vegas odds you put her in front of a machine without someone telling her what to type or do.. she'd stare at it like deer caught in headlights.
2003-04-25 05:13:31 PM  
aww, sorefarkr, go fap yourself. I don't see the "MOD" tag after your name, therefore - you stfu. Go pick on someone like yourself.
2003-04-25 05:16:22 PM  
I wonder where the magical crystal ball of "I now know the truth behind , and it's all a sham." is.
2003-04-25 05:16:23 PM  
Darkhorse no worries, its all good.
2003-04-25 05:17:37 PM  
Fark doesnt like ><'s
2003-04-25 05:17:52 PM  
who is emperor-jay and why do i feel stupid after reading his prose?
2003-04-25 05:19:28 PM  
You're new here

Alright Mr. 68,000 something account number....
2003-04-25 05:22:39 PM  
I think that if my Fark account number was exactly 68000 I'd have to name myself "Motorola".

2003-04-25 05:23:07 PM  
1. People who think Morgan is cool.

2. People who Fark from a communal room in a building across from Morgan's house or apartment, stocked with a telescope and a tarp spread on the ground.

3. People who hate Morgan because other people like her.
2003-04-25 05:23:20 PM  

may I please direct your attention to the "no trolls allowed" sign..
2003-04-25 05:24:25 PM  
Jeri, as in Geriatrics.
2003-04-25 05:27:00 PM  
I'm sure if Morgan had high paid photographers, with expensive cameras, and about 50 lbs of makeup on her she'd blow away most these other women. Remember, she's under hot studio glarring lights for all her pics, and most of them are from cheap webcams!

A link I posted at k-rock: (sorry I forgot the link format)
2003-04-25 05:27:51 PM  
04-25-03 05:19:28 PM Candypants
You're new here

Alright Mr. 68,000 something account number.

Alright Miss 29,000 something account number.

2003-04-25 05:28:34 PM  
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.43%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.57%
9173 votes counted

Seven of Nine? It looks more like shes "Three of Ten!"

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!
2003-04-25 05:28:48 PM  
SherKhan - I know the pic you're talking about, but it's not a banana. It's a melting soft-serve ice cream cone. Incredibly phallic-looking nevertheless.
2003-04-25 05:29:04 PM  
Vrax: Ha! I get it. 68K? 040 acres and a mule? Are my Mac roots showing? Does this code make me look Fat? More PPC to ya.

/< 0
2003-04-25 05:29:10 PM  
Btw, that last post of mine was meant to be sarcastic and not meant to be insulting to candypants, who contributes way more to this place than I do.

2003-04-25 05:31:01 PM  
Why not another shameless plug for Farscape and Aeryn Sun:

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2003-04-25 05:33:22 PM  
Vrax, that's a man, man!

2003-04-25 05:33:56 PM  

"that's not aeryn sun, that's a man baby!!"
2003-04-25 05:34:16 PM  
Thank you, Vrax. That episode was especially...stimulating.
2003-04-25 05:36:34 PM  
Sweet piece of Peacekeeper yummy tummy, she's a babe all gussied up like an Earthling. And let's not neglect one of her more sultry assets: her voice.
2003-04-25 05:41:39 PM  
Dbeare and BrandonSi:

You guys need therapy! :)
2003-04-25 05:43:10 PM  
Ellen Feiss, Natalie Portman, or Gillian Anderson vs. Morgan Webb might be close.

Against anybody else, I think that the 'fark' force is too much to overcome. Just don't tell the people at slashdot or she will be Miss America pretty soon.
2003-04-25 05:43:33 PM  
Morgan = Real Boobs
7 = Fake Boobs

Morgan wins.
2003-04-25 05:50:11 PM  
DAMN, us nerds are farkin sad.
2003-04-25 05:51:42 PM  
Looks like she's gona win yet again. Go fark!
2003-04-25 05:57:07 PM  
Looks like she's gona win yet again. Go fark!

Sadly, most posters on this thread never will.
2003-04-25 06:04:09 PM  
Who's the one on the left again? Bah.
I don't get Tech-TV, and even if I did I would have stopped watching it when Chris "I'm just a gosh darned shucky-gee average guy who's let net fame go to my head and pocketbook" Pirillo joined up.
As for 7of9 (her estimated waist measurement?), I thought Janeway was hotter. 'Cept for her voice. I've heard sexier DJ record-scratching.
2003-04-25 06:06:06 PM  
Chris got fired. I heard he removed the pigment from his right eye and chopped the feet off a hampster on his last show.
2003-04-25 06:07:09 PM  
No! Maybe I'll ask my cable company about it after all.
2003-04-25 06:11:10 PM  
04-25-03 05:19:28 PM Candypants
You're new here

Alright Mr. 68,000 something account number....

Wait, are you saying there's something wrong with people who have high account numbers?
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