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(TechTV)   Fark credited for Morgan Webb's victory yesterday. Now she takes on Jeri Ryan, seriously dividing the nerd vote   ( divider line
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24711 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2003 at 1:49 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-25 03:37:50 PM  
Settle down Richard.
2003-04-25 03:38:29 PM  
Off the subject, but does that banner add for that nudie magazine service bother anyone? I keep looking over my shoulder to make sure my teacher isn't watching.
2003-04-25 03:39:57 PM  

Every time you refresh the page, the ad should you may wanna just do that when it pops up.
2003-04-25 03:40:58 PM  
Oooh! Ooooh! Me first!!!
2003-04-25 03:41:07 PM  
Morgan rocks. Jeri is a ho.
2003-04-25 03:42:50 PM  
All the Farscape fans should take a look at the actress who played Zahn. Actually hotter than Claudia when you get all the makeup off.
2003-04-25 03:43:36 PM  
Zzeuss said: "Settle down Richard"

I find that hilarious, because there's this mormon guy I take classes with named Richard, and he was yelling and beating the shiat out of something one day and I told him "Settle down, Beavis." You just had to be there.

/pointless story
2003-04-25 03:43:42 PM  
Virginia Hey IS hot, but I still like Sikozu more...WAY HOT
2003-04-25 03:44:08 PM  
FARK FARK FARK. Where are all the Star Trek fans? HELLO???? Jeri Ryan, 7 of 9 so much hotter than tech tv lady. Although her brain (Morgans) is quite appealing.

I'd have to go with 7 of 9. Getting horizontal with a Borg would be way cool, I wonder what those nanoprobes would do... hmmm.....

Ohh and about the star wars vs star trek debate, there is none. Totally different worlds. Now if you ask the question who would win in a fight? Star Trek hands down.

Star Wars has Laser level weapons (like the "Turbo Lasers" on the death star). Star Trek uses weapons like anti-matter encased in torpedos. The Death Star exploded and it was a big boom. A couple of Star Trek ships exploded and they ripped the fabric of space time. Different power levels? I think so, Star Trek wins.

Another indicator of technology level would be speed of space craft. Going to "light speed" in Star Wars is a major ordeal. Remember the Millenium Falcon having to go through all those calculations in order to "jump to light speed" so as to avoid going through Stars or planets? In Star Trek they just jump to warp anytime they want, no hesitation.

Warp speed in Star Trek is so much faster than going the speed of light as they do in Star Wars. Exponentially faster. Again, Star Trek whips Star Wars ASS technologically.

The Death Star had the ability to destroy a planet. Big Deal. In Star Trek they can collapse stars. A couple Star Trek Quantumn torpedos can destroy entire planets.

Heck Star Trek ships (metaphasic shielding) can even go into the middle of Stars and hang out there, unlike Star Wars ships.

But the question of who could whip whos ass can conclusively be answered by this one fight.

R2D2+C3P0 (Star Wars) vs. Data (Star Trek)

No one can dispute that Data would whoop their asses in EVERY conceivable scenario.

My work here is done.
2003-04-25 03:44:28 PM  

Deep down I always knew...but when I was younger I figured that these broads were just especially hard workers.
2003-04-25 03:45:07 PM  
This is rediculous. Even if I didn't hate Morgan, I'd still vote for Jeri. There is no comparison. Look at the "boobies" factor alone...
2003-04-25 03:46:58 PM  
BrandonSi, on my side again....thank you.
2003-04-25 03:47:08 PM  
for the glory


unless the choice was sumi
2003-04-25 03:47:21 PM  
That's because Star Wars is a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Star Trek is far into the future. Let the SW universe catch up to a relative time period and it may be a different story.
2003-04-25 03:47:30 PM  
Star Wars has Laser level weapons (like the "Turbo Lasers" on the death star). Star Trek uses weapons like anti-matter encased in torpedos.......
........No one can dispute that Data would whoop their asses in EVERY conceivable scenario.

Oi vey! That has to be the dorkiest thing I've ever read. Have you ever seen the movie 'Trekkies'? Were you in it?
2003-04-25 03:48:24 PM  
Yooyooyoo's nerdiness stuns me.
2003-04-25 03:49:09 PM  

of course.. we are talking about Morgan here! ;)
2003-04-25 03:50:44 PM  
2003-04-25 03:51:51 PM  
That's a great picture! Plus, Gillian Anderson could win if you just put "GILLIAN ANDERSON" in the frame instead of a pic. :)

True, or you could use a couple like these:

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2003-04-25 03:52:28 PM  

You seem to be forgetting the fact that most non-Trekkie Star Trek fans (ie like the shows, don't own their weight in merchandise, can admit most of the movies are godawful) would rather forget that Voyager ever existed.
2003-04-25 03:52:59 PM  
dear Yooyooyoo - you are a dork.
2003-04-25 03:53:19 PM  
HanZnSolo - did you ever see Virginia Hey in The Road Warrior?
2003-04-25 03:54:48 PM  
And Caiteach - you are right. DS9 was the only decent show.

and Saulecker (dear Yooyooyoo - you are a dork) - that is a badge of honor on Fark.
2003-04-25 03:55:41 PM  
Yooyooyoo gives me an ego.
2003-04-25 03:55:42 PM  
DS9 licked balls compared to TNG.
2003-04-25 03:56:20 PM  
most of the planet seems to disagree with me, but i think jeri ryan is just gruesome.
2003-04-25 03:56:28 PM  
Nah, TNG had that dork #1 who thought he was Mr. Something. Total idiot - almost as bad as Jeri R.
2003-04-25 03:57:06 PM  
(had to go back and re read everything - Ren & Stimpy was on and I missed some)
2003-04-25 03:57:30 PM  
Darthslumlord errr... I think you're looking at time scales from the point of view of earth. It is entirely possible that a billion years ago a civilization existed that is 10 million years ahead of everyone else. I think the time relative to us that Star Wars or Star Trek exist is irrelevant.

The truth is that, as these stories are presented to us, Jean Luc Picard and Warf would be stomping their Airforce Ones all over Luke Skywalker and his S&M father Darth Vader.

The Force ain't got nothing on a decent phaser bank.
2003-04-25 03:57:35 PM  
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Kris Kosach rocks too. I miss Audiophile, anyone else?

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the aforementioned Sumi Das.

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and lets not froget Erica Hill, yeah, I know she's moved on to CNN.
2003-04-25 03:59:01 PM  
Captain Picard rules.
2003-04-25 04:00:02 PM  
you know who was cool.. that "Q" guy.. John DeLancie or somethin' or 'nother.
2003-04-25 04:00:13 PM  
Yeah, FarkinFarker, but Scorpius and Aeryn would have him on the floor licking their black leather boots in no time.
2003-04-25 04:00:18 PM  
Someguy50 - Deep down I always knew...but when I was younger I figured that these broads were just especially hard workers.

Well, sorry to kick you when you were having a "No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus" moment. :)

TechTV is really a terrific example of it... Every chick I've seen that they have working there seems to be really damn cute... and really damn stacked. (even the non on-airs that you glimpse roaming in the background) Now, I'm not saying they're not qualified, according to their bio's, most have them have graduated from pretty prestigious schools, but looks clearly seem to be a significant employment factor there. (which makes sense for the on-airs)

And, somebody on the hiring line is most definitely a breast man.
2003-04-25 04:00:23 PM  
I liked Voyager. I liked DS9. I liked TNG. shiat, I liked them all. Even Enterprise is decent. The movies were decent too. The problem is when people see trekkers and think "what a dork! I don't want to be like that person" and jump up shouting how much the ST universe sucks. It seems to usually be one extreme or the other. I like where I sit, right in the middle.

Star Wars is much better anyway.
2003-04-25 04:00:24 PM  
warf=worf, my bad.

To be called a nerd by my fellow nerds, is a privilege and an honor.

I'd like to accept this award on behalf of all those "little" people who helped me become the massive DORK I am today.

2003-04-25 04:00:33 PM  
Must continue Morgan Webb's march to overall domination.
2003-04-25 04:00:35 PM  
2003-04-25 04:01:03 PM  
Q was a smartass, and to me that adds 20% to his hottie average over most guys.
2003-04-25 04:03:36 PM  
Enterprise vs. Super Star Destroyer

Lord Vader, I think we hit something.
2003-04-25 04:03:44 PM  
Webb (champ) 69.57%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.43%
7947 votes counted

2003-04-25 04:04:08 PM  
Okay, DS9 had better character development than TNG did, IMHO. TNG was a great show, though.

I agree, Cmdr. Riker was a complete jackass. He needed Worf or Data to beat his cocky butt down a few good times, and things would've been good.

And I agree, Aeryn and Scorpius would have Picard begging for mercy in a second.
2003-04-25 04:05:14 PM  
theres 4 lights[or is it 5]
2003-04-25 04:06:03 PM  
PS - Who would win..The Force or Q?
2003-04-25 04:06:07 PM  
Of course, if we are going to get into Sci-Fi babes here let's not forget Babylon 5. Claudia Christianson was damn hot on that show.
2003-04-25 04:06:58 PM  
Well, technically (and this would require combining the 2 universes), the Force should, since it controlls all life forms in one way or another.
2003-04-25 04:07:43 PM  
Although, I suspect Q would be some kinda bada$$ rogue Jedi.
2003-04-25 04:07:47 PM  
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YooYooYoo's award.
2003-04-25 04:08:07 PM  
I don't think there are any sci-fi babes hotter than Denise Richards. Starship Troopers.
2003-04-25 04:08:44 PM  
This ain't legit, I was just told my static IP had voted previously, I don't share and I've had the IP now for 18 days...someone is stuffing the box :(
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