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(TechTV)   Fark credited for Morgan Webb's victory yesterday. Now she takes on Jeri Ryan, seriously dividing the nerd vote   ( divider line
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24711 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2003 at 1:49 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-25 02:59:43 PM  
I just think Morgan is prettier. Sorry if I'm upsetting the the manjaw fetish collective.
2003-04-25 02:59:56 PM  
Boyfriend: Hey, baby, what are you up to tonight? Wanna get together?
Morgan: That depends. If by 'get' you mean 'compile' and by 'together' you mean 'some binaries', sure sounds good!
Boyfriend: Huh? No I mean let's do something romantic.
Morgan: El-Oh-El, honey! What's more romantic than reciting binary code together?
Boyfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Morgan: 01 Does that turn you on or what?
Boyfriend: Bye.
Morgan: logout.

I'll talk door number 2, thank you.
2003-04-25 03:00:55 PM  
Hmm..chopped my bit string. You get the picture.
2003-04-25 03:00:55 PM  
G2V Manjaw Fetish Collective

I saw them in concert when I was in high school. Great band!
2003-04-25 03:01:43 PM  

I know the difference. She has that "look at me!" face on all the time. Megan and Catt are both intelligent, and they act (to me) more down-to-earth than she does by a mile.
2003-04-25 03:02:17 PM  
Don't know much about Morgan and Ryan. I guess I'll have to go to
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for more info.

Props to Publikwerks.
2003-04-25 03:02:33 PM  
RE: Morgan: I'd hit it till it was either Farked or Slashdotted, possibly both.

RE: Jeri Ryan: I lost respect (but oddly not the lust) when I saw her as a Borg. With. High. Heels.
2003-04-25 03:02:39 PM  
04-25-03 02:21:12 PM Dorsia
unrelated question/

I noticed an ad for a radio station "K-rock". Is this a total rip-off of the KROQ in Los Angeles? I mean k-rock in itself is meaningless....right?

Dorsia, even the station in NYC that Stern does his show from is called k-rock.Google a bit, you will find quite a few.
Why anyone would want to ripoff that piece of crap that still calls itself from Pasadena, having moved to Burbank about 10 years ago is beyond me.
In other words- Kroq suqs.
That is all.
2003-04-25 03:02:48 PM  
What is wrong with you people?

You would pick Morgan over Jeri Ryan?

Time to turn off the computer and embrace reality again for a while...

Reality? It takes Jeri Ryan hours upon hours of make-up, hair stylists, and wardrobers to look that good. That's not saying that Morgan isn't without enhancements, but she seems a lot more "real" than Jeri.
2003-04-25 03:03:48 PM  
I voted for Morgan because Boston Public pisses me off

Sumi Das!
2003-04-25 03:05:08 PM  
I wonder if Morgan Webb ever screams out:

"OH YEAH, own my box baby!!"

/random thought
2003-04-25 03:05:17 PM  
Sumi....hear, hear!

Lexa Doig? Zhang Ziyi?

They get my votes!
2003-04-25 03:05:28 PM  
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.34%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.66%
5457 votes counted
2003-04-25 03:06:10 PM  
Emperor-Jay - With regards to Jeri Ryan's face, I think the problem is that her Jaw structure is too big. It looks almost masculine. And her lips are too big.

And I thought beaver was a nick name for a woman's pubic area. I'm not exactly turned on by porn women who flash their entire pussy in my face.

Emperor-Jay, man I swear I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm not trying to flame you, but re-read your post there... That has to be the gayest thing a man has ever said.

(Well, short of "Hey dude, Can I taste your penis?")
2003-04-25 03:06:42 PM  
Either Or
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.28%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.72%
2003-04-25 03:07:13 PM  
I'm amazed Morgan is holding up so well against the official dorkdom kitten killer. Despite Ryan's impressive assets, I gotta stick with my chick. Go Morgan!
2003-04-25 03:07:15 PM  
What about
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2003-04-25 03:07:24 PM  
Mmmm, Lexa Doig doing it doigy style...

2003-04-25 03:08:40 PM  
Morgan all the way. No contest. IMO, Jeri Ryan looks like a Russian she-male.
2003-04-25 03:08:50 PM  
Claudia Black.
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I'd hit it AND let you watch.
2003-04-25 03:09:26 PM  
Ant: Who is that?
2003-04-25 03:09:32 PM  
Morgan vs...

Alyson Hannigan

[image from too old to be available]

Mmmmmmmmm. I'll bring the flute.
2003-04-25 03:10:11 PM  
Claudia Black, the chick that plays Sikozu, Gigi Edgeley, they're all hot! Heck, even Graizah is hot.
2003-04-25 03:12:09 PM  
Claudia (I love that name) Black in Farscape showed that taut tummy of hers so often but I never, not once, took it for granted. I'd love to watch.

2003-04-25 03:12:31 PM  
Alyson Hannigan would totally annihilate Morgan in a farked vote. (Sorry)
2003-04-25 03:12:35 PM  
04-25-03 03:09:26 PM FarkinFarker
Ant: Who is that?

Laura Foy from G4 TV
2003-04-25 03:12:45 PM  

Ab-so-lute-ly! Chick with gun!
2003-04-25 03:13:01 PM  
Ant - Who is that ugly chick?
2003-04-25 03:14:46 PM  
AHHHHH You bastards, why must you make me choose? Why can't I enjoy hotness in all its forms?
2003-04-25 03:14:57 PM

Now THAT'S a campaign worth linking on Fark!!!
2003-04-25 03:15:59 PM  
Thank you, HanZnSolo - I've tried. Let's try again?
2003-04-25 03:16:14 PM  
savefark in the Global com/net/org domain spaces Available Available Available Available Available Available
2003-04-25 03:17:10 PM  
They should rename every other online contest:

Fark vs the rest of the Internet

Morgan will eventually lose, but only on the day when Fark decided not to add the link.
2003-04-25 03:18:00 PM  
resistance is... what the hell am i saying?
2003-04-25 03:18:01 PM  

I just tried again...maybe if enough of us re-submit that link, it'll actually get posted!
2003-04-25 03:20:43 PM  
04-25-03 03:13:01 PM Saulecker
Ant - Who is that ugly chick?

Your mom
2003-04-25 03:20:43 PM  
Hope this don't get messed up

[image from too old to be available]
Alyson Hannigan
2003-04-25 03:21:07 PM  
All your votes belong to us. Your contest is over, make your time.
2003-04-25 03:21:10 PM  
HanZnSolo: Please don't do that...
2003-04-25 03:23:24 PM  
Doesn't it bother anyone else that this chick is 23 and has people lining up to take numbers to throw money at her? Just because she's cute?

I'm really starting to wish I were a chick.
2003-04-25 03:24:17 PM  
Morgan holding the lead!

Either Or
Morgan Webb (champ)

Jeri Ryan (challenger)

6364 votes counted
2003-04-25 03:24:26 PM  
HanZnSolo do not abuse the "Power of FARK" , unless it's for something that's actually cool. Like Bertha.
2003-04-25 03:25:03 PM  
Sumi Das

I'd hit it!
2003-04-25 03:25:47 PM  
i'm sorry boys -- put Morgan up against any other celebrity (even, dare i say, natalie portman) and i'd vote for her every time.

morgan is cool, she knows her stuff, and she's pretty much normal. and the puppy dog eyes are an added bonus. morgan is an 'if-only' TV personality. *sigh*.
2003-04-25 03:28:03 PM  
I guess that depends on what your definition of "cool" is. I like all different kinds of things, and Farscape just so happens to fit in there. Even if you're not particularly a SciFi fan, the writing on the show was amazing!

I'm not gonna submit it further myself, but anybody else can do whatever they want.
2003-04-25 03:30:14 PM  
Someguy50 - Doesn't it bother anyone else that this chick is 23 and has people lining up to take numbers to throw money at her? Just because she's cute?

I'm really starting to wish I were a chick.

Dude, is this just dawning on you? Were you recently thawed out of an iceberg or something?

2003-04-25 03:30:36 PM  
Claudia Black.

Yea... I'd watch... and take sloppy seconds too.
2003-04-25 03:31:14 PM  
Morgan Webb (champ)

Jeri Ryan (challenger)

2003-04-25 03:33:12 PM  

Reality? It takes Jeri Ryan hours upon hours of make-up, hair stylists, and wardrobers to look that good.

Excellent point, but I'm sure Morgan gets some pre-camera prep work as well.

IMHO, she's just over-rated because she can type...
2003-04-25 03:36:59 PM  
What?? Are you guys a bunch of nerds? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Jerry Ryan is the only reason to watch that stupid show she used to be on. She's hot.
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