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(TechTV)   Fark credited for Morgan Webb's victory yesterday. Now she takes on Jeri Ryan, seriously dividing the nerd vote   (krockradio.com) divider line 376
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2003-04-25 01:50:52 PM
I never liked Jeri Ryan, at least Morgan has been a brunette before.
 
2003-04-25 01:51:21 PM
A vote for Jeri Ryan is a vote for Madonna.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:06 PM
Wow, that went up quick. I submitted it like 2 minutes ago.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:22 PM
Lets see how many 'Great Unlaid' nerds there are in Fark and vote for Morgan once more.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:25 PM
I say we take Morgan all the way
 
2003-04-25 01:52:34 PM
Jeri Ryan is hot and all, but Morgan's a woman I think I'd actually have more fun hanging out with... so she gets my vote.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:43 PM
Ah. Sorry Morgan, Jeri has you beat, hands down.

Er, hand down, maybe.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:58 PM
If they tie will they be forced to engage in lesbian licking and what not?

That would be kewl!
 
2003-04-25 01:53:18 PM
Mmmmm.....Morgan "taking on" Jeri Ryan?



in other news, star trek, lord of the rings, and computer dorks who have never kissed a girl proclaim April 25 "best....day....everrrrrr!"
 
2003-04-25 01:53:40 PM
I say they "vote" for each other, and i get to hold the webcam.
 
2003-04-25 01:53:47 PM
At least one poll is legit....
 
2003-04-25 01:53:53 PM
Fark it. I will vote for Ryan just cause the last contest was a complete sham.
 
2003-04-25 01:54:05 PM
Assimilate me baybeeee!
 
2003-04-25 01:54:10 PM
see, the webmaster got smart. forget the silicone airheads...give the geeks wht they want. i suppose the winner will be up against



meh
 
2003-04-25 01:54:42 PM
Update: Over a thousands votes. Moragn %78, Jeri %21
 
2003-04-25 01:55:09 PM
April 25th. Best...Day...Everrrrr....D'oh!

Damn you Rickythepenguin!!!!
 
2003-04-25 01:55:15 PM
Is Morgan's right nipple hard in that pic?
 
2003-04-25 01:55:21 PM
I think ryan hasn't been putting it down for the geeks lately, that's why she's slippin.
 
2003-04-25 01:55:25 PM
I refuse to comment in this thread for fear of being labelled one of the "great unlaid", or a geek. So, I'm not posting anything.

Except, uh, the stuff above this line. That's it, though.


Uh, and of course, that line, too... and, uh, this one... but that's it, really...
 
2003-04-25 01:55:41 PM
Uh....I don't think any of us really have a chance with either of these women, so I'm just voting for who's hotter...

Jeri
 
2003-04-25 01:55:54 PM
Behold the power of fark.
 
2003-04-25 01:57:02 PM
Morgan is coming out of the gates strong!!!

Hey Drew - At least a radio station finally credited Fark for something.
 
2003-04-25 01:57:08 PM
I think Jeri Ryan looks like a mna in drag. There are so many other HOTTER choices. I mean Morgan is hot but there are many women on this planet hotter than her. Fortunatley, Jeri Ryan isn't one of them, as we can see by the 77-33 vote right now................
 
2003-04-25 01:57:37 PM
After she beats Jeri, they need to put her up against,
and then see how she fares.
 
2003-04-25 01:57:43 PM
Yes, but what about the geeks, outcasts, virgins, losers, and dorks?
 
2003-04-25 01:58:08 PM
At least this one wasn't fixed like the other voting for Bertha was....grrrrrr.
 
2003-04-25 01:58:19 PM
"...and the people who love to make fun of them"

Sweet! They're talking about me!
 
2003-04-25 01:58:22 PM
Morgan.

Duh.
 
2003-04-25 01:58:43 PM
WHO CARES?! If neither chick will pose totally naked with their tits and bevers showing then I couldn't give a flying f*ck who they are.

I'm not your typical hormonial driven male. It takes A LOT more than a scantly clad chick to turn me on and I usually pick which girls I flirt with by picturing them naked.

Oh well, could be worse. The Zionists could become even more radical and force our hot american women to wear the dreaded burkah...
 
2003-04-25 01:58:47 PM
300 votes in 1 minute.. not a bad speed start.
 
2003-04-25 01:59:13 PM
Frankee-Frank-Frank Totally as they often are on the show, I love her "low" breasts....
 
2003-04-25 01:59:46 PM
Wait, there are geeks on Fark? Damn for once I thought I was hanging out with the cool crowd.
 
2003-04-25 02:00:18 PM
2:00pm: Morgan Webb (champ) 77.00%

Jeri Ryan (challenger) 23.00%

1565 votes counted

Go Morgan!
 
2003-04-25 02:00:19 PM
BAHHHHHHHHH

 
2003-04-25 02:01:31 PM
Wow, what a choice. But as mentioned above, Morgan seems more like someone you could actually hang with. Fark on!
 
2003-04-25 02:02:04 PM
Whoever can win in a naked jell-o match will get my vote.
 
2003-04-25 02:02:33 PM
I love my Alienware Area-51, but I don't LOVE my Alienware Area-51.
 
2003-04-25 02:03:08 PM
i wont vote, this is retarded, like the winner is going to determine who you beat off to next time
 
2003-04-25 02:04:16 PM
Damn what a hottie! And the one on the right ain't so bad either.

 
2003-04-25 02:04:20 PM
is this even a challenge? Jerri Ryan has one of the ugliest dog faces I can think of. Sure the bod is hot, but the face kills it.
 
2003-04-25 02:04:52 PM
I really shouldn't do this, I debated, I tried not to, but I just can't help myself...

If neither chick will pose totally naked with their tits and bevers showing then I couldn't give a flying f*ck who they are.

And I'm sure the ladies are very upset to hear that. What's a bever anyway? I just want to know so I can be sure to flash mine to attract quality men like yourself.


I'm not your typical hormonial driven male. It takes A LOT more than a scantly clad chick to turn me on and I usually pick which girls I flirt with by picturing them naked.

Hey sparky, I think ALL men picture the chicks they're flirting with naked. Oh, wait, you said pick...
 
2003-04-25 02:05:33 PM
04-25-03 02:03:08 PM AlgertMan
i wont vote, this is retarded, like the winner is going to determine who you beat off to next time


Whew. Finally, somebody said it. Get a real woman in your life, people. Jeez.
 
2003-04-25 02:05:37 PM
The Zionists could become even more radical and force our hot american women to wear the dreaded burkah...

Zionists are jews or those who support them. Other than a few repressed Hasidics, jewish women don't wear burkahs. I think you have mistaken jewish culture as arabic. How ironic.

mmm.... Morgan....
 
2003-04-25 02:05:50 PM
If you wanna split the horny geek vote, pit Morgan versus Sumi Das
 
2003-04-25 02:05:55 PM
the day that jeri ryan can install a cd-rom drive in my computer is the day that I will vote for her... Not only that, she has a dog-face... at least morgan is satisfying to look at... I think that being with jeri ryan would be like being with a blow up doll (with a dog-face)... nice figure, but not much substance...
 
2003-04-25 02:06:50 PM
M2ndpower - who?
 
2003-04-25 02:06:54 PM
Morgan Webb - New Hotness

Jeri Ryan - Old and busted
 
2003-04-25 02:07:10 PM
uh-huh, all us linux & BSD users used pocket protectors....
 
2003-04-25 02:07:15 PM
Resistance is futile. Jeri's hotter.
 
2003-04-25 02:07:23 PM
What's a "Linnux" box?

/geek
 
2003-04-25 02:07:40 PM
Jeri Ryan is total hott.

Until Morgan picks a haircolor/style and sticks with it, Jeri is my fantasy pick for the position of pole shiner.
 
2003-04-25 02:07:40 PM
Farkers in their own minds



Farkers in reality

 
2003-04-25 02:08:51 PM
that one 4th from the left has a great tan
 
2003-04-25 02:09:00 PM
Wheaton had a link to this contest on WWDN this morning. He and his geekly minions should get some credit for jump-starting Morgan's lead today.

Wel done wil!
 
2003-04-25 02:09:11 PM
A bever is apparently a female bevet.

Ugh.
 
2003-04-25 02:09:16 PM
Morgan v. this?



I don't think so. Jeri all the damn way.
 
2003-04-25 02:10:15 PM
Ya thats a in the womb tan
 
2003-04-25 02:10:37 PM
Tressermckay
"see, the webmaster got smart. forget the silicone airheads...give the geeks wht they want. i suppose the winner will be up against (Alienware)"


/geek alert
Um, true geeks never buy pre fab computers. Contest would be one self-built rig against another. I'll put my computer against any store bought one anyday.
/geek alert


Oh yeah, my vote goes for Jeri Ryan. Being a math freak as well, I have always wondered how 7 would go into 7 of 9.


 
2003-04-25 02:10:56 PM
Oh good Christ, this again?

Goddamn crack/peroxide.
 
2003-04-25 02:11:07 PM
So I went and voted... giving props to TechTV... a group that could use any help it gets.

Star Trek? Blows. It's all about Star Wars. Do you want to Phase a bad guy? Or BLAST him?

So I clicked the link to Morgan's site and saw the link to the new show X-Play. There is a link to Adam Sessler talking about Rainbow Six. And another one to a video where he "Tries it for real" or at least "Live" using airsoft.

I laughed my ass off. If your pro-gun - you gotta watch that. If you have ever done that for real - you gotta watch that.

What a geek.
 
2003-04-25 02:11:58 PM
No contest, Jeri all the way
 
2003-04-25 02:12:23 PM
Let's even things up....



OR

 
2003-04-25 02:12:27 PM
Funny thing is, Webb and Ryan could very well both be reading this and laughing their asses off at you all.

/Don't mind me, I'm just here to mock you. But I promise I won't get out of hand if you don't take me seriously.
 
2003-04-25 02:12:35 PM
As soon as we get her in a pictorial for Maxim, we can stop. Until then, go vote!

Of course, my heart still belongs to Megan.
 
2003-04-25 02:12:43 PM
"Not today, Morgan....., not today."
 
2003-04-25 02:12:52 PM
oops, i hit add comment before i finished typing...

nice figure, but not much substance...

for all of you who just get laid for the hell of it, not really caring about the person you're doing it with, that's great and all for now, but when you're 40, you're going to be "that guy" who drives a trans am with a wife-beater and a mullet, with no wife or kids... kinda pathetic if you picture it that way...

what kind of legacy are you going to leave behind? you'd better invent something cool, because that's the only way your name is going to be remembered when you die... here's a tip... find a nice lady who has the same interests as you, settle down, have some little s and teach them how to be somebody important...

(oh, and for all you people who are under 25 years old, this doesn't apply to you yet... keep having fun...)

Oh, and beat off every day, whether you're married (or whatever it's called nowadays) or not... you don't want your balls to explode....

/old man rant
 
2003-04-25 02:13:07 PM
Morgan is wiping the floor with her.
 
2003-04-25 02:13:19 PM
hey baby, can I mount your partition?
Wow, you are definatley an ext3!
your syslog is telling me this date isnt working out...
ROOT access denied!

/typical Luser j/k
 
2003-04-25 02:14:10 PM
From the article:

If there's any kind of gal who can trump a hottie like Webb who casts her spell on the pocket protector set by knwoing her way around a Linnux box, it's a chick who wore a tight outfit on a Star Trek series. Am I wrong?"

Apparently, yes.

As of 1:14 central standard time:
Morgan Webb (champ) 72.37%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 27.63%
 
2003-04-25 02:14:19 PM
jeri ryan is so hot. i have no life....
 
2003-04-25 02:14:56 PM
dammit!


=
 
2003-04-25 02:16:19 PM
WTF... How is this geekchick winning... Either or... Which would you fcuk... "Well, she likes computers, but the other one is hot.... I dunno, I guess I'll go with the one that likes computers..."
 
2003-04-25 02:17:42 PM
I vote for not voting.
 
2003-04-25 02:17:54 PM
Morgan is cute but nowhere near curvy enough. Jeri Ryan all the way.
 
2003-04-25 02:18:19 PM
Hah! He spelled Linux wrong to try and piss off us geeks.

Not gonna work.
 
2003-04-25 02:18:21 PM
Morgan's roots are showing.

I volunteer to check if she is a true blond.
 
2003-04-25 02:20:03 PM
ISeeYourDisease

You've got my vote... er... not vote... umm... I'm in. Yeah.
 
2003-04-25 02:21:12 PM
unrelated question/

I noticed an ad for a radio station "K-rock". Is this a total rip-off of the KROQ in Los Angeles? I mean k-rock in itself is meaningless....right?
 
2003-04-25 02:22:13 PM
...Yeah, Jeri is hot, but she's not the kind of person you could bring home to show your parents. Plus, she always seems to have that look on her face... You know, that one?



/submits too early
 
2003-04-25 02:22:17 PM
2:00pm: Morgan Webb (champ) 77.00%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 23.00%
1565 votes counted

2:20
Morgan Webb (champ) 71.56%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 28.44%
2940 votes counted

Looks like a gain for Jeri...
 
2003-04-25 02:22:34 PM
looks like Webb is up at 74% so far.
 
2003-04-25 02:22:37 PM
Quantum Leap is on. Thats some good news today.
 
2003-04-25 02:23:16 PM
BEHOLD! The power of...

oh nm
 
2003-04-25 02:24:12 PM
With regards to Jeri Ryan's face, I think the problem is that her Jaw structure is too big. It looks almost masculine. And her lips are too big.

And I thought beaver was a nick name for a woman's pubic area. I'm not exactly turned on by porn women who flash their entire pussy in my face.
 
2003-04-25 02:24:20 PM
behold.
 
2003-04-25 02:24:38 PM
she don't stand a chance against Sumi Das (say that name 20 times in a row)
 
2003-04-25 02:25:04 PM
Sorry, Morgan.

Jeri, you can assimilate me any time.
 
2003-04-25 02:25:24 PM
Emperor-Jay

Your a Nerds Nerd. That was too nerdy
 
2003-04-25 02:25:59 PM
there are plenty of girls in this world who like anime and computers. But a girl that likes anime and computers and is attractive? That is a very special person.
 
2003-04-25 02:26:12 PM
I want to eat Sumi raw like Sashimi.
 
2003-04-25 02:26:29 PM
um. Me likey the Ryan. Wifey likes the Ryan.
 
2003-04-25 02:26:42 PM


w.t.f? damn you [backspace]!!
 
2003-04-25 02:27:01 PM
"give me some sumi das to go, please"
 
2003-04-25 02:27:02 PM
Morgan seems like the type of chick that can get up in the morning, put on a pair of men's boxers, toss her hair into a pony tail and head out for the day.... just plain-Jane type of hottness.
 
2003-04-25 02:27:08 PM
Anyone know what Kate Botello is doing these days?
 
2003-04-25 02:27:15 PM
I'd fsck her file system!
 
2003-04-25 02:27:24 PM
Please. Don't vote for the woman who took what was basically the suckiest Star Trek series and made it suck worse. She didn't ever sound Borgish, she sounded like a bored cheerleader stuck in a room full of dweebs. True? No personality. Morgan has big pups AND personality to spare.
 
2003-04-25 02:27:43 PM
If you guys make Morgan win again, I swear you're the most pathetic, worthless, will NEVER EVER EVER get laid people in the whole world!
 
2003-04-25 02:28:30 PM
Jacque_Schtrapp
Zionists are jews or those who support them.

First, Zionists are not, as you put it, "jews." That is somewhere between an oversimplification and just downright wrong.

Zionism noun
1. A political movement for the establishment and support of a national homeland for Jews in Palestine, now concerned chiefly with the development of the modern state of Israel.

2. A policy or movement for Jews to return to Palestine from the Diaspora.

Second, does anyone know whatever happened to the supposed Farkette that asked us to vote for her in the Cosmo model search? Remember that? Did I miss the followup?
 
2003-04-25 02:29:17 PM
HanZnSolo - Deeznuts and a chill pill are in your future.
 
2003-04-25 02:30:16 PM
with how the vote is turning out, i got completely distracted by thoughts of morgan...spanking...jeri....


gaaaaahhhhhhhhhh


hell, i'm one of the Great Laid and I'd donate some dead kittens for that.
 
2003-04-25 02:30:43 PM
Morgan is cute...she's a super nerd...geek even

and not in a class with Jeri
 
2003-04-25 02:31:58 PM
I'd take a computer broad over a star trek broad anyday. Star Wars rules anyway.
 
2003-04-25 02:32:18 PM
04-25-03 02:27:43 PM HanZnSolo
If you guys make Morgan win again, I swear you're the most pathetic, worthless, will NEVER EVER EVER get laid people in the whole world!


Hey, how are things in that glass house of yours?
 
2003-04-25 02:32:47 PM
I would degauss her cathode ray tube.
 
2003-04-25 02:32:56 PM
Jeri is gaining, but too slowly, it'll be more even than it is, but the ugly girl will still win 58-42...
 
2003-04-25 02:34:09 PM
off-topic:

Do people get banned for one day? I tried to post yesterday and it told me to try back in 24 hours. Not sure what I would've done to get the 24-hour flu.
 
2003-04-25 02:34:48 PM
Jeri ryan has a man jaw. shes beastly.
 
2003-04-25 02:35:04 PM
Cawaker
I'd take a computer broad over a star trek broad anyday. Star Wars rules anyway.

It's about how hot they are dammit, who gives a fcuk about starwars or startrek? They are shows. Entertaining? Sure. Well acted? Hell-fcuking-no.

Containing hot hos, yep...
 
2003-04-25 02:35:14 PM
Plus, she [Jeri] always seems to have that look on her face... You know, that one?


Yeah! like a "i've got really bad gas pain" face.

Her body is kill, but that face is a hard look. Ass chin, maria kennedy (or whatever arnold's wife name is) jawline, and fart-grimace face.

yum yum gimme some.
 
2003-04-25 02:35:29 PM
Lets try this again in the correct thread

Personally ever pic I see of Morgan I think she looks like an alcoholic crack snorting insomniac.
 
2003-04-25 02:35:53 PM
This Laura
Croft
Would win (possibly NSFW)
 
2003-04-25 02:36:34 PM
Darkhorse23:
Surely you are some kind of genius to speak such thoughts and have such rightness? Was there ever anyone who REALLY like voyager and didn't just watch it to see how bad it could get? Much like some of my friends and that Enterprise show.

That being said, I can't stand Star Trek and never watched any of it.
 
2003-04-25 02:36:40 PM
Well, if Jeri Ryan loses this one, I submit the following to challenge Miss Webb:


"Who, me?"
 
2003-04-25 02:37:46 PM
Let try that again.




LeeAnn Tweeden
 
2003-04-25 02:37:47 PM
Sickicarus - there's more to HOT than two big pieces of meat. It's the overall package. There's lots of titties out there, lets vote for some with personality. And who in their right mind thinks she's ugly? Cheezus, she's a freakin doll!
 
2003-04-25 02:38:52 PM
Jeho

Personally ever pic I see of Morgan I think she looks like an alcoholic crack snorting insomniac.

and thats what we love about her.
 
2003-04-25 02:39:03 PM
Jeri has my vote, but it doesn't look good for her in this contest.
 
2003-04-25 02:39:29 PM
Id have to go with Jeri, hands down. Way down.
 
2003-04-25 02:39:39 PM
Strangeless - my other half watched just to see her boobs. I prefer FarScape - but of course it wasn't a dweeb show so it got cancelled. Now Crichton was a hottie, but so was Erin. Just an observation...
 
2003-04-25 02:39:56 PM
does anyone know whatever happened to the supposed Farkette that asked us to vote for her in the Cosmo model search? Remember that? Did I miss the followup?


Girls lie Chuy, they lie...
 
2003-04-25 02:42:43 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that both of them alike? That said, I voted for Morgan because intelligence is a turn-on for me.
 
2003-04-25 02:42:48 PM
Candypants - DON'T TELL! Guys aren't supposed to know that! It's in the handbook that they give us when we become women. Page 23.
 
2003-04-25 02:42:57 PM
HOLY CRAP! IT ISNT EVEN CLOSE! JERI IS A MAN BABY!!!
 
2003-04-25 02:43:20 PM
Vrax
Well, if Jeri Ryan loses this one, I submit the following to challenge Miss Webb: (Gillian Anderson).




Damn yew! Takin' me woman and usin' her lak cheap bait! At least use a better pictchoor next tame!

Oh yeah, Gillian is the r0x0r, she'd beat Morgan me thinks.

3Horn
 
2003-04-25 02:43:54 PM
04-25-03 02:35:29 PM Jeho
Lets try this again in the correct thread

Personally ever pic I see of Morgan I think she looks like an alcoholic crack snorting insomniac.


SoWH at'S WRo n gWIT h THAt !? !? ! ? I' m HUnG O V Er, St rUN g oUt , anD i hAv eN't sL EpT iN da Y s !! ! An D i ' M jU s T fiN e!
 
2003-04-25 02:44:26 PM
directed to our little corner of the web through fark.com (for geeks and the people who love to make fun of them

Fark is only for geeks???? WTF? Thought it was for over-hormonally charged guys and the girls that like to make fun of them!!!
 
2003-04-25 02:44:56 PM
LINUX not linnux
 
2003-04-25 02:45:06 PM
Morgan Webb (champ) 70.48%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 29.52%
4435 votes counted
 
2003-04-25 02:47:31 PM
Heh... I was looking at the pics of Jeri and thinking 'Down Syndrome... for sure' and then I saw the pics of the kid and almost died laughing... good thing I am in an office now and not the cube farm!
 
2003-04-25 02:47:38 PM
Oh yes, I'd vote for Gillian.... oooooh yes I would...


fap.

fapfap.

fappityFAP!
 
2003-04-25 02:48:01 PM
Girls lie Chuy, they lie...

Say it aint so, Candypants. Say it aint so...
 
2003-04-25 02:48:02 PM
Jeri destroys the competition. Come Star Trek guys, Star Trek!

One Vote for Jeri, One Kitten dead, and a few beers afterwork, I think this has been a successful afternoon.
 
2003-04-25 02:48:14 PM
3horn:

haha... Better picture? That's a great picture! Plus, Gillian Anderson could win if you just put "GILLIAN ANDERSON" in the frame instead of a pic. :)
 
2003-04-25 02:48:53 PM
"If there's any kind of gal who can trump a hottie like Webb who casts her spell on the pocket protector set by knwoing her way around a Linnux box, it's a chick who wore a tight outfit on a Star Trek series. Am I wrong?"


Poor fools think it's got anything to do with the actual quality of the contestants.
 
2003-04-25 02:50:16 PM
If you wanna split the horny geek vote, pit Morgan versus Sumi Das

I second that.

motion passed.

Next up...Ellen Feiss vs Janie Porche
 
2003-04-25 02:50:33 PM
Y'know, Claire Forliani (who's HOT!) always has that constipated look on her face, too. And so does Neve Campbell...
 
2003-04-25 02:50:46 PM
Morgan Webb = I'd hit it
 
2003-04-25 02:51:00 PM
What is wrong with you people?

You would pick Morgan over Jeri Ryan?

Time to turn off the computer and embrace reality again for a while...
 
2003-04-25 02:51:01 PM
TSG called Morgan "comely". Weird.
 
2003-04-25 02:52:06 PM
or against a pre-pregnant Megan. The hubby always thought she was HOT. Even pregnant he was hugely attracted...
 
2003-04-25 02:52:43 PM
Good_Moleman...

HAHAHAHA! Touche....

I'm happily married, actually!
 
2003-04-25 02:53:26 PM
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.86%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.14%
4818 votes counted
 
2003-04-25 02:54:09 PM
Qburt
Lara Croft!? Dude, she's a computer-generated image! She's made of polygons, code, ones and zeros. At least be a proper dork and ogle real women.

Please don't take offense to that. Like I said before, I'm not serious, just having some fun.
 
2003-04-25 02:56:54 PM
I do think Morgan's hot, but I don't like her stuck-up on-air personality, again, for the record.
 
2003-04-25 02:56:57 PM
As interesting as Morgan is... Jeri Ryan is better.

Though I must say that I've seen Jeri interviewed... and it turned me off. If she could keep that cool demeanor that she had as 7 of 9, I'm sure I'd hit it until my weener feel off.
 
2003-04-25 02:57:04 PM
Ktoad - TSG called Morgan "comely". Weird.

From Dictionary.com:
comely adj.
Pleasing and wholesome in appearance; attractive. See Synonyms at beautiful.

You are thinking of "homely." That would be weird.
 
2003-04-25 02:57:39 PM
Bah I can't believe a local radio station(local to me) is doing this... Have they nothing better to do? I mean they ARE the home of Howard Stern... hell the building they moved into a few years back was renamed 'The Howard Stern Building'
 
2003-04-25 02:57:39 PM
An Asian woman beats a regular American chick any day in my book..
 
2003-04-25 02:59:10 PM
HanZnSolo
I do think Morgan's hot, but I don't like her stuck-up on-air personality, again, for the record.
Never thought of her as stuck up. Perhaps you mistake brains for snottiness?
 
G2V
2003-04-25 02:59:43 PM
I just think Morgan is prettier. Sorry if I'm upsetting the the manjaw fetish collective.
 
2003-04-25 02:59:56 PM
Boyfriend: Hey, baby, what are you up to tonight? Wanna get together?
Morgan: That depends. If by 'get' you mean 'compile' and by 'together' you mean 'some binaries', sure sounds good!
Boyfriend: Huh? No I mean let's do something romantic.
Morgan: El-Oh-El, honey! What's more romantic than reciting binary code together?
Boyfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Morgan: 01 Does that turn you on or what?
Boyfriend: Uh...no. Bye.
Morgan: logout.

I'll talk door number 2, thank you.
 
2003-04-25 03:00:55 PM
Hmm..chopped my bit string. You get the picture.
 
2003-04-25 03:00:55 PM
G2V Manjaw Fetish Collective

I saw them in concert when I was in high school. Great band!
 
2003-04-25 03:01:43 PM
Darkhorse23

I know the difference. She has that "look at me!" face on all the time. Megan and Catt are both intelligent, and they act (to me) more down-to-earth than she does by a mile.
 
2003-04-25 03:02:17 PM
Don't know much about Morgan and Ryan. I guess I'll have to go to

for more info.

Props to Publikwerks.
 
2003-04-25 03:02:33 PM
RE: Morgan: I'd hit it till it was either Farked or Slashdotted, possibly both.

RE: Jeri Ryan: I lost respect (but oddly not the lust) when I saw her as a Borg. With. High. Heels.
 
2003-04-25 03:02:39 PM
04-25-03 02:21:12 PM Dorsia
unrelated question/

I noticed an ad for a radio station "K-rock". Is this a total rip-off of the KROQ in Los Angeles? I mean k-rock in itself is meaningless....right?

Dorsia, even the station in NYC that Stern does his show from is called k-rock.Google a bit, you will find quite a few.
Why anyone would want to ripoff that piece of crap that still calls itself from Pasadena, having moved to Burbank about 10 years ago is beyond me.
In other words- Kroq suqs.
That is all.
 
2003-04-25 03:02:48 PM
Chewie
What is wrong with you people?

You would pick Morgan over Jeri Ryan?

Time to turn off the computer and embrace reality again for a while...


Reality? It takes Jeri Ryan hours upon hours of make-up, hair stylists, and wardrobers to look that good. That's not saying that Morgan isn't without enhancements, but she seems a lot more "real" than Jeri.
 
2003-04-25 03:03:48 PM
I voted for Morgan because Boston Public pisses me off

Sumi Das!
 
2003-04-25 03:05:08 PM
I wonder if Morgan Webb ever screams out:

"OH YEAH, own my box baby!!"

/random thought
 
2003-04-25 03:05:17 PM
Sumi....hear, hear!

Lexa Doig? Zhang Ziyi?

They get my votes!
 
2003-04-25 03:05:28 PM
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.34%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.66%
5457 votes counted
 
2003-04-25 03:06:10 PM
Emperor-Jay - With regards to Jeri Ryan's face, I think the problem is that her Jaw structure is too big. It looks almost masculine. And her lips are too big.

And I thought beaver was a nick name for a woman's pubic area. I'm not exactly turned on by porn women who flash their entire pussy in my face.


Emperor-Jay, man I swear I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm not trying to flame you, but re-read your post there... That has to be the gayest thing a man has ever said.

(Well, short of "Hey dude, Can I taste your penis?")
 
2003-04-25 03:06:42 PM
Either Or
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.28%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.72%
 
2003-04-25 03:07:13 PM
I'm amazed Morgan is holding up so well against the official dorkdom kitten killer. Despite Ryan's impressive assets, I gotta stick with my chick. Go Morgan!
 
Ant
2003-04-25 03:07:15 PM
What about
 
2003-04-25 03:07:24 PM
Mmmm, Lexa Doig doing it doigy style...

f....fa......FAP
 
2003-04-25 03:08:40 PM
Morgan all the way. No contest. IMO, Jeri Ryan looks like a Russian she-male.
 
2003-04-25 03:08:50 PM
Claudia Black.

I'd hit it AND let you watch.
 
2003-04-25 03:09:26 PM
Ant: Who is that?
 
2003-04-25 03:09:32 PM
Morgan vs...

Alyson Hannigan



Mmmmmmmmm. I'll bring the flute.
 
2003-04-25 03:10:11 PM
Claudia Black, the chick that plays Sikozu, Gigi Edgeley, they're all hot! Heck, even Graizah is hot.
 
2003-04-25 03:12:09 PM
Claudia (I love that name) Black in Farscape showed that taut tummy of hers so often but I never, not once, took it for granted. I'd love to watch.

;-)
 
2003-04-25 03:12:31 PM
Alyson Hannigan would totally annihilate Morgan in a farked vote. (Sorry)
 
Ant
2003-04-25 03:12:35 PM
04-25-03 03:09:26 PM FarkinFarker
Ant: Who is that?


Laura Foy from G4 TV

G4tv.com
 
2003-04-25 03:12:45 PM
Darkhorse23:

Ab-so-lute-ly! Chick with gun!
 
2003-04-25 03:13:01 PM
Ant - Who is that ugly chick?
 
2003-04-25 03:14:46 PM
AHHHHH You bastards, why must you make me choose? Why can't I enjoy hotness in all its forms?
 
2003-04-25 03:14:57 PM
www.savefarscape.com

Now THAT'S a campaign worth linking on Fark!!!
 
2003-04-25 03:15:59 PM
Thank you, HanZnSolo - I've tried. Let's try again?
 
2003-04-25 03:16:14 PM
savefark in the Global com/net/org domain spaces

savefark.com Available
savefark.net Available
savefark.org Available
savefark.info Available
savefark.biz Available
savefark.us Available
 
2003-04-25 03:17:10 PM
They should rename every other online contest:

Fark vs the rest of the Internet



Morgan will eventually lose, but only on the day when Fark decided not to add the link.
 
2003-04-25 03:18:00 PM
resistance is... what the hell am i saying?
 
2003-04-25 03:18:01 PM
Darkhorse....

I just tried again...maybe if enough of us re-submit that link, it'll actually get posted!
 
Ant
2003-04-25 03:20:43 PM
04-25-03 03:13:01 PM Saulecker
Ant - Who is that ugly chick?


Your mom
 
2003-04-25 03:20:43 PM
Hope this don't get messed up


Alyson Hannigan
 
2003-04-25 03:21:07 PM
All your votes belong to us. Your contest is over, make your time.
 
2003-04-25 03:21:10 PM
HanZnSolo: Please don't do that...
 
2003-04-25 03:23:24 PM
Doesn't it bother anyone else that this chick is 23 and has people lining up to take numbers to throw money at her? Just because she's cute?

I'm really starting to wish I were a chick.
 
2003-04-25 03:24:17 PM
Morgan holding the lead!

Either Or
Morgan Webb (champ)
69.56%

Jeri Ryan (challenger)
30.44%

6364 votes counted
 
2003-04-25 03:24:26 PM
HanZnSolo do not abuse the "Power of FARK" , unless it's for something that's actually cool. Like Bertha.
 
2003-04-25 03:25:03 PM
Sumi Das

I'd hit it!
 
2003-04-25 03:25:47 PM
i'm sorry boys -- put Morgan up against any other celebrity (even, dare i say, natalie portman) and i'd vote for her every time.

morgan is cool, she knows her stuff, and she's pretty much normal. and the puppy dog eyes are an added bonus. morgan is an 'if-only' TV personality. *sigh*.
 
2003-04-25 03:28:03 PM
I guess that depends on what your definition of "cool" is. I like all different kinds of things, and Farscape just so happens to fit in there. Even if you're not particularly a SciFi fan, the writing on the show was amazing!

I'm not gonna submit it further myself, but anybody else can do whatever they want.
 
2003-04-25 03:30:14 PM
Someguy50 - Doesn't it bother anyone else that this chick is 23 and has people lining up to take numbers to throw money at her? Just because she's cute?

I'm really starting to wish I were a chick.


Dude, is this just dawning on you? Were you recently thawed out of an iceberg or something?

:)
 
2003-04-25 03:30:36 PM
Darkhorse23
Claudia Black.


Yea... I'd watch... and take sloppy seconds too.
 
2003-04-25 03:31:14 PM
Morgan Webb (champ)
69.69%

Jeri Ryan (challenger)
30.31%

OH YA!
 
2003-04-25 03:33:12 PM
Neurocrat

Reality? It takes Jeri Ryan hours upon hours of make-up, hair stylists, and wardrobers to look that good.

Excellent point, but I'm sure Morgan gets some pre-camera prep work as well.

IMHO, she's just over-rated because she can type...
 
2003-04-25 03:36:59 PM
What?? Are you guys a bunch of nerds? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Jerry Ryan is the only reason to watch that stupid show she used to be on. She's hot.
 
2003-04-25 03:37:50 PM
Settle down Richard.
 
2003-04-25 03:38:29 PM
Off the subject, but does that banner add for that nudie magazine service bother anyone? I keep looking over my shoulder to make sure my teacher isn't watching.
 
2003-04-25 03:39:57 PM
Giskard1708

Every time you refresh the page, the ad should change...so you may wanna just do that when it pops up.
 
2003-04-25 03:40:58 PM
Oooh! Ooooh! Me first!!!
 
2003-04-25 03:41:07 PM
Morgan rocks. Jeri is a ho.
 
2003-04-25 03:42:50 PM
All the Farscape fans should take a look at the actress who played Zahn. Actually hotter than Claudia when you get all the makeup off.
 
2003-04-25 03:43:36 PM
Zzeuss said: "Settle down Richard"

I find that hilarious, because there's this mormon guy I take classes with named Richard, and he was yelling and beating the shiat out of something one day and I told him "Settle down, Beavis." You just had to be there.

/pointless story
 
2003-04-25 03:43:42 PM
Virginia Hey IS hot, but I still like Sikozu more...WAY HOT
 
2003-04-25 03:44:08 PM
FARK FARK FARK. Where are all the Star Trek fans? HELLO???? Jeri Ryan, 7 of 9 so much hotter than tech tv lady. Although her brain (Morgans) is quite appealing.

I'd have to go with 7 of 9. Getting horizontal with a Borg would be way cool, I wonder what those nanoprobes would do... hmmm.....

Ohh and about the star wars vs star trek debate, there is none. Totally different worlds. Now if you ask the question who would win in a fight? Star Trek hands down.

Star Wars has Laser level weapons (like the "Turbo Lasers" on the death star). Star Trek uses weapons like anti-matter encased in torpedos. The Death Star exploded and it was a big boom. A couple of Star Trek ships exploded and they ripped the fabric of space time. Different power levels? I think so, Star Trek wins.

Another indicator of technology level would be speed of space craft. Going to "light speed" in Star Wars is a major ordeal. Remember the Millenium Falcon having to go through all those calculations in order to "jump to light speed" so as to avoid going through Stars or planets? In Star Trek they just jump to warp anytime they want, no hesitation.

Warp speed in Star Trek is so much faster than going the speed of light as they do in Star Wars. Exponentially faster. Again, Star Trek whips Star Wars ASS technologically.

The Death Star had the ability to destroy a planet. Big Deal. In Star Trek they can collapse stars. A couple Star Trek Quantumn torpedos can destroy entire planets.

Heck Star Trek ships (metaphasic shielding) can even go into the middle of Stars and hang out there, unlike Star Wars ships.

But the question of who could whip whos ass can conclusively be answered by this one fight.

R2D2+C3P0 (Star Wars) vs. Data (Star Trek)

No one can dispute that Data would whoop their asses in EVERY conceivable scenario.

My work here is done.
 
2003-04-25 03:44:28 PM
Technicolor-misfit

Deep down I always knew...but when I was younger I figured that these broads were just especially hard workers.
 
2003-04-25 03:45:07 PM
This is rediculous. Even if I didn't hate Morgan, I'd still vote for Jeri. There is no comparison. Look at the "boobies" factor alone...
 
2003-04-25 03:46:58 PM
BrandonSi, on my side again....thank you.
 
2003-04-25 03:47:08 PM
for the glory

morgan

unless the choice was sumi
 
2003-04-25 03:47:21 PM
Yooyooyoo
That's because Star Wars is a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Star Trek is far into the future. Let the SW universe catch up to a relative time period and it may be a different story.
 
Ant
2003-04-25 03:47:30 PM
Star Wars has Laser level weapons (like the "Turbo Lasers" on the death star). Star Trek uses weapons like anti-matter encased in torpedos.......
........No one can dispute that Data would whoop their asses in EVERY conceivable scenario.


Oi vey! That has to be the dorkiest thing I've ever read. Have you ever seen the movie 'Trekkies'? Were you in it?
 
SU
2003-04-25 03:48:24 PM
Yooyooyoo's nerdiness stuns me.
 
2003-04-25 03:49:09 PM
HanZnSolo

of course.. we are talking about Morgan here! ;)
 
2003-04-25 03:50:44 PM
SU....hahahahahahahaha!
 
2003-04-25 03:51:51 PM
Vrax
That's a great picture! Plus, Gillian Anderson could win if you just put "GILLIAN ANDERSON" in the frame instead of a pic. :)


True, or you could use a couple like these:





3Horn
 
2003-04-25 03:52:28 PM
Yooyooyoo,

You seem to be forgetting the fact that most non-Trekkie Star Trek fans (ie like the shows, don't own their weight in merchandise, can admit most of the movies are godawful) would rather forget that Voyager ever existed.
 
2003-04-25 03:52:59 PM
dear Yooyooyoo - you are a dork.
 
2003-04-25 03:53:19 PM
HanZnSolo - did you ever see Virginia Hey in The Road Warrior?
 
2003-04-25 03:54:48 PM
And Caiteach - you are right. DS9 was the only decent show.

and Saulecker (dear Yooyooyoo - you are a dork) - that is a badge of honor on Fark.
 
2003-04-25 03:55:41 PM
Yooyooyoo gives me an ego.
 
2003-04-25 03:55:42 PM
DS9 licked balls compared to TNG.
 
2003-04-25 03:56:20 PM
most of the planet seems to disagree with me, but i think jeri ryan is just gruesome.
 
2003-04-25 03:56:28 PM
Nah, TNG had that dork #1 who thought he was Mr. Something. Total idiot - almost as bad as Jeri R.
 
2003-04-25 03:57:06 PM
(had to go back and re read everything - Ren & Stimpy was on and I missed some)
 
2003-04-25 03:57:30 PM
Darthslumlord errr... I think you're looking at time scales from the point of view of earth. It is entirely possible that a billion years ago a civilization existed that is 10 million years ahead of everyone else. I think the time relative to us that Star Wars or Star Trek exist is irrelevant.

The truth is that, as these stories are presented to us, Jean Luc Picard and Warf would be stomping their Airforce Ones all over Luke Skywalker and his S&M father Darth Vader.

The Force ain't got nothing on a decent phaser bank.
 
2003-04-25 03:57:35 PM


Kris Kosach rocks too. I miss Audiophile, anyone else?




the aforementioned Sumi Das.




and lets not froget Erica Hill, yeah, I know she's moved on to CNN.
 
2003-04-25 03:59:01 PM
Captain Picard rules.
 
2003-04-25 04:00:02 PM
you know who was cool.. that "Q" guy.. John DeLancie or somethin' or 'nother.
 
2003-04-25 04:00:13 PM
Yeah, FarkinFarker, but Scorpius and Aeryn would have him on the floor licking their black leather boots in no time.
 
2003-04-25 04:00:18 PM
Someguy50 - Deep down I always knew...but when I was younger I figured that these broads were just especially hard workers.

Well, sorry to kick you when you were having a "No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus" moment. :)

TechTV is really a terrific example of it... Every chick I've seen that they have working there seems to be really damn cute... and really damn stacked. (even the non on-airs that you glimpse roaming in the background) Now, I'm not saying they're not qualified, according to their bio's, most have them have graduated from pretty prestigious schools, but looks clearly seem to be a significant employment factor there. (which makes sense for the on-airs)

And, somebody on the hiring line is most definitely a breast man.
 
2003-04-25 04:00:23 PM
I liked Voyager. I liked DS9. I liked TNG. shiat, I liked them all. Even Enterprise is decent. The movies were decent too. The problem is when people see trekkers and think "what a dork! I don't want to be like that person" and jump up shouting how much the ST universe sucks. It seems to usually be one extreme or the other. I like where I sit, right in the middle.

Star Wars is much better anyway.
 
2003-04-25 04:00:24 PM
warf=worf, my bad.

To be called a nerd by my fellow nerds, is a privilege and an honor.

I'd like to accept this award on behalf of all those "little" people who helped me become the massive DORK I am today.

Thanks...
 
2003-04-25 04:00:33 PM
Must continue Morgan Webb's march to overall domination.
 
2003-04-25 04:00:35 PM
Apocalypsecow:

www.pbase.com
 
2003-04-25 04:01:03 PM
Q was a smartass, and to me that adds 20% to his hottie average over most guys.
 
2003-04-25 04:03:36 PM
Enterprise vs. Super Star Destroyer

Lord Vader, I think we hit something.
 
2003-04-25 04:03:44 PM
Webb (champ) 69.57%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.43%
7947 votes counted

Hooray.
 
2003-04-25 04:04:08 PM
Okay, DS9 had better character development than TNG did, IMHO. TNG was a great show, though.

I agree, Cmdr. Riker was a complete jackass. He needed Worf or Data to beat his cocky butt down a few good times, and things would've been good.

And I agree, Aeryn and Scorpius would have Picard begging for mercy in a second.
 
SU
2003-04-25 04:05:14 PM
theres 4 lights[or is it 5]
 
SU
2003-04-25 04:06:03 PM
PS - Who would win..The Force or Q?
 
2003-04-25 04:06:07 PM
Of course, if we are going to get into Sci-Fi babes here let's not forget Babylon 5. Claudia Christianson was damn hot on that show.
 
2003-04-25 04:06:58 PM
Well, technically (and this would require combining the 2 universes), the Force should, since it controlls all life forms in one way or another.
 
2003-04-25 04:07:43 PM
Although, I suspect Q would be some kinda bada$$ rogue Jedi.
 
2003-04-25 04:07:47 PM

YooYooYoo's award.
 
2003-04-25 04:08:07 PM
I don't think there are any sci-fi babes hotter than Denise Richards. Starship Troopers.
 
2003-04-25 04:08:44 PM
This ain't legit, I was just told my static IP had voted previously, I don't share and I've had the IP now for 18 days...someone is stuffing the box :(
 
2003-04-25 04:09:28 PM
heheehehehheee, he said 'stuffing the box'
 
2003-04-25 04:10:57 PM
Yooyooyoo:

"You look like some kind of super nerd! It looks like you were built in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds!"

/Triumph at the "Attack of the Clones" premier

:)
 
2003-04-25 04:11:24 PM
Technicolor-misfit
TechTV is really a terrific example of it... Every chick I've seen that they have working there seems to be really damn cute... and really damn stacked. (even the non on-airs that you glimpse roaming in the background) Now, I'm not saying they're not qualified, according to their bio's, most have them have graduated from pretty prestigious schools, but looks clearly seem to be a significant employment factor there. (which makes sense for the on-airs)

then explain the fat ugly pregnant one?
 
2003-04-25 04:12:37 PM
Hey, Megan's cute, in my opinion. She's not at all ugly. And she had her baby, by the way...
 
2003-04-25 04:14:56 PM
04-25-03 02:50:16 PM Johnson

Next up...Ellen Feiss vs Janie Porche


 
2003-04-25 04:15:33 PM
PM SU

I think your question could more accurately be interpreted as: who would win, someone with the ability to control the force or Q. The question as you stated it "Who would win..The Force or Q" is like asking who would win, a river or Joe Pesci.

One of the most powerful controllers of the force would have to be the Emperor (as he uses the darkside of the force). Now at his peak we see him shooting some lightning bolts out of his hand and frying young Skywalker.

Q is on a different level entirely. The guy could wipe out the galaxy with the snap of his fingers. He has the ability to travel through time (from our perspective). He has godlike powers.

Lightning bolts vs god. You decide.
 
2003-04-25 04:15:50 PM
Caiteach
Of course, if we are going to get into Sci-Fi babes here let's not forget Babylon 5. Claudia Christianson was damn hot on that show.


Claudia Christianson is a freak. Apparently if you get a little alcohol into her she becomes very friendly...

"Not only were some of my favorite artists and writers there, but we learn first hand that Claudia Christianson from Babylon 5 wears WHITE PANTIES.According to the MIB boys, Claudia has a history of finding the sorriest geek boy and getting him to pay for all her beer and pool. This con was NO exception. While the Bab5 actor I have come to refer to as "Resistance Empath Leader w/ Magical Fabio Hair" drank and played HIS game of pool, Claudia hugged every fan near her. She tipped back and forth, and due to the combination of her short skirt and pool technique we witnessed ass shots AND up-skirt shots. I saw her emerge from a quick trip to the lady's room and am sad to say she looked ROUGH. I guess there is no sequel to Hexed coming up in her future. Damned shame, I always liked her in Bab5.
"


And now for some more Gillian....







3Horn
 
2003-04-25 04:15:59 PM
Janie Porche is really cute, but she was obnoxious on that commercial.
 
2003-04-25 04:16:04 PM
Attention all lonely virgins!!

If you stop looking at girly pics on the web and voting for TV hosts in stupid polls and actually go and talk to someone from the opposite sex your chances of actually getting laid will vastly improve.


That is all.
 
2003-04-25 04:17:01 PM
Ellen Feiss over the chick that thinks it takes all afternoon to download a driver for windows.
 
2003-04-25 04:17:36 PM
LOL!
 
SU
2003-04-25 04:18:56 PM
this thread is pathetic
 
2003-04-25 04:20:11 PM
I_B_OTAY - then explain the fat ugly pregnant one?

I'm guessing you mean this one?

 
2003-04-25 04:21:36 PM
Now, how can you say she's ugly?
 
2003-04-25 04:22:12 PM
Yooyooyoo "You are like some sort of Uber-dork, made up from pieces of lesser dorks."

/triumph
 
2003-04-25 04:23:14 PM
 
2003-04-25 04:26:48 PM
She's (Megan Morrone) awfully damned cute...

(pretty damned stacked, too. Using her as an example hardly refutes my original point... I wonder, is it LaPorte who's the breast man? Does he have input on hiring?)
 
2003-04-25 04:28:13 PM
YEAH, spooda. That's who Morgan looks like. Couldn't remember her name.
 
2003-04-25 04:28:56 PM
I PULL OUT MY LIGHTSABER AND SLICE YOU ALL TO BITS!

FLAMEWAR!
 
2003-04-25 04:29:23 PM
Gwen Stefani?!?!?! Don't even go there, dude! She's gotta one of the most stuck up women on the planet. She sucks.
 
2003-04-25 04:29:48 PM
Nah, I'll just pull out my peacekeeper weapon and put one through your forehead. You'll never have a chance.
 
2003-04-25 04:30:13 PM
The geekiness in this thread is nearly unbearable.
 
2003-04-25 04:30:14 PM
Technicolor-misfit

And in the picture, Megan looks a little cold, too.
 
2003-04-25 04:30:15 PM
Spooda: /boobies?
 
2003-04-25 04:30:53 PM
hahahaha....Spitzer, go to another thread, then.
 
2003-04-25 04:33:56 PM
"I don't think there are any sci-fi babes hotter than Denise Richards. Starship Troopers."

She seemed be a bit cartoony to me, sort of like a CGI hot chick as opposed to a real one. Dina Meyer was THE hottie in the flick (IMO). Just look at those curls, that smile, that ass, those breasts....

God it's fun to pick apart and parse women I'll never meet.
 
2003-04-25 04:34:51 PM
SherKhan

Agreed. Dina Meyer is MUCH more appealing to me. Denise Richards is hot, but she kinda reminds me of a fish...
 
43%
2003-04-25 04:35:30 PM
Came for the Webb Vs. Ryan pics.

Stayed for the Gillian Anderson pics.

Trying to forget that a few of you actually compared Jeri Ryan's and Morgan Webb's friggin personalities.
 
2003-04-25 04:36:36 PM
Regardless of who you vote for remember...neither will sleep with you.
 
2003-04-25 04:36:41 PM
SAULECKER

Ein schoener Name, den du da hast.

Lets hear it for german login names!
 
2003-04-25 04:36:52 PM
HanZnSolo

HAH! I'll never see Denise and not think of a fish now! The other side of that is... will I start thinking of Denise Richards when I see a fish?
 
2003-04-25 04:36:55 PM
3Horn -- Of the latest pictures posted, the topmost of the two is one of my all-time favorites. She just looks smokin' hot. Damn, I miss Scully.
 
43%
2003-04-25 04:36:59 PM
Gwen Stefani?!?!?! Don't even go there, dude! She's gotta one of the most stuck up women on the planet

You don't know her. You sure as hell aren't EVER gonna fark her.

Shut up and fap.
 
2003-04-25 04:37:20 PM
John Crichton, does Wynona have something to say?

ZAP!
 
2003-04-25 04:37:20 PM
HanZnSolo - And in the picture, Megan looks a little cold, too.

Yeah, doesn't Letterman have a thing about comedy being better in a cold studio? It seems to work pretty well for breasts, too.
 
2003-04-25 04:37:33 PM
I surprised that in this Techtv babe feast no one has mentioned Michaela Pereira.
 
2003-04-25 04:37:43 PM
So Morgan Webb likes anime, computers, and is very fappable? Are you all sure she's for real and not just a really good actress? Just look at her last name: Webb, as in the internet, and she's suppose to be a computer expert. Coincidense?

It's a well known fact that women hate anime because of its sexist portrayal of women. And computer girls tend to be overweight slobs or skinny beanpoles. Both kinds have ugly classes, bad teeth, and more acne than you typical highschool 98-pound-weakling-just-starting-puperty. That's why they're so good at computers: no social life to interfre with their studying.

And most hot girls tend to be total socialpaths. Since they can attract men with their looks they need not work on having a personality. Might as well take the airheaded bimbo who is easily manipulated into doing it.

I found my life was a lot easier after I realized women can't have both brains and beauty. So now I only date the hot girls and manage to get around the whole lack of personality by treating them as objects.

Who cares about a personality? Women are for sex, plain and simple.
 
2003-04-25 04:38:48 PM
I can't think of a fish when I see Denise. All I imagine when I think Denise is her fine ass on the Undercover Brother dvd box.

Jeri is still a Russian she-male.
 
2003-04-25 04:40:28 PM
god we're geeks.

there are guys out there banging the chicks we habitually post pictures of.

gotta get to the gym/plastic surgeon/gun store/bank
 
2003-04-25 04:44:01 PM
RCtay

I would've mentioned her, but I couldn't spell her name....heheheh...
 
2003-04-25 04:44:08 PM
Anyone who has argued who would win in a Star Wars Vs Star Trek war, and has gotten visibly angry during the argument, should probably kill themselves.
 
2003-04-25 04:44:43 PM
"will I start thinking of Denise Richards when I see a fish?"

I hope so. It would be an ill wind indeed that blew no good at all.
 
2003-04-25 04:45:50 PM
Ahh...Morgan Webb...She's magically babelicious.
 
2003-04-25 04:46:05 PM
then explain the fat ugly pregnant one?

GAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That was awesome. I for one have never found Megan cute, and her "I'm queen of the dorks, worship me!" Schtik got very old, very quickly.
 
2003-04-25 04:47:11 PM
SherKhan - I haven't even mentioned Wynona in here because most posters would think she's...either a Judd or a Ryder. But Wynona is the most reliable one!
 
2003-04-25 04:48:47 PM
Morgan is my dreamgirl. I voted for her. More than once. Lets get another victory here!
 
2003-04-25 04:49:05 PM
Not too much of a change.

Morgan Webb (champ) 69.43%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.57%
9173 votes counted


A fapping I will go, A fapping I will go...
Morgan Webb is champion
A fapping I will go.....
 
2003-04-25 04:50:32 PM
And I agree that the whole thing may be an act, but she's still my dream girl.

/peace out
 
2003-04-25 04:51:05 PM
Hell yeah, that Wynona's a real pistol ain't she?

*begins self-ban for lame joke*
 
2003-04-25 04:51:06 PM
Father_Jack - Danke!! finally someone who doesn't think my name is Saul Ecker!
 
2003-04-25 04:51:08 PM
04-25-03 04:37:33 PM Rctay
I surprised that in this Techtv babe feast no one has mentioned Michaela Pereira.
------------------------------------------------------------
Amen...Her and Erica ruled Tech LIVE. It's too bad they don't work for Naked News in Canada, aye?
 
2003-04-25 04:51:56 PM
Wait, so now we're calling pregnant women fat?

Wow... It's the 6th grade boys locker room all over again.
 
2003-04-25 04:52:07 PM
This has got to be one of the most masturbation-glorifying threads without the "Boobies" tag that I've ever seen!!!
 
2003-04-25 04:53:07 PM
"Wy-no-na...my pulse pistol!"
 
2003-04-25 04:54:41 PM
did anyone realize that this contest will never now end, morgan will win every time that fark puts it up. lol, fark strikes again
 
2003-04-25 04:54:44 PM
Darkhorse-

I think it odd that we have a discussion regarding science and you throw the Seal of Solomon at me. Either you are Jewish (judging from the coloring I guess not) or an occultist.

As an occultist you'd be creating a demon trap and since you'd not be able to stand within the circle of this one I doubt the proper incantation could be made. Hmmm... weird at best.

So therefore I reject your award.

Thanks anyways.
 
2003-04-25 04:56:21 PM
"Wait, so now we're calling pregnant women fat?"

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion? Mmmmm, Mira Sorvino...
 
2003-04-25 04:56:51 PM
Yooyooyoo

Step back from the BtVS dvd's... ;)
 
2003-04-25 04:57:59 PM
 
2003-04-25 04:59:05 PM
Mira is a hottie, yes.

So is Brigette Fonda.

So is Kristy Swanson....W....O....W
 
2003-04-25 05:02:24 PM
Si, BrandoSi, that's her. Fluent in Mandarin too. Smart, talented, gorgeous, and so far out of my league...

*sigh tinged with impending fap*
 
2003-04-25 05:04:16 PM
She speaks Mandarin?! She just jumped like 1000 points on my hotness scale! I'm learning (albeit slowly) Mandarin now.

Crap. I gotta go. Work's over....
 
2003-04-25 05:04:24 PM
jeri ryan = horse face
 
2003-04-25 05:05:58 PM
I can't post pics but here's a fair collection of the incomparable Mira:

http://www.aclasscelebs.com/miras/gallery1.htm

Somewhere out there there's an image of her eating a banana with milk running down her face.... oyvey mi Mira.
 
2003-04-25 05:06:39 PM
Genocide1215
I think the concensus (I can't remember if it was here or at k-rock) was that we will continue to "assist" morgan to win until she does a spread in Maxim.

Now, how can that possibly be a bad thing?
 
2003-04-25 05:11:40 PM
Er, YooYoo, sorry. I jes' thought it wuz pretty.
 
2003-04-25 05:11:53 PM
Sound_Doctor
I'd hate to see Morgan go slummin' in a rag like Maxim.
 
2003-04-25 05:11:55 PM
HanZnSolo

You're new here. You're excited. Great.

Now STFU I'm sick of reading your pointless crap.

/nothin.
 
2003-04-25 05:12:53 PM
Who gives a shiat about Morgan.. sure she can read a telepromter.. but I can give you vegas odds you put her in front of a machine without someone telling her what to type or do.. she'd stare at it like deer caught in headlights.
 
2003-04-25 05:13:31 PM
aww, sorefarkr, go fap yourself. I don't see the "MOD" tag after your name, therefore - you stfu. Go pick on someone like yourself.
 
2003-04-25 05:16:22 PM
I wonder where the magical crystal ball of "I now know the truth behind , and it's all a sham." is.
 
2003-04-25 05:16:23 PM
Darkhorse no worries, its all good.
 
2003-04-25 05:17:37 PM
Fark doesnt like ><'s
 
2003-04-25 05:17:52 PM
who is emperor-jay and why do i feel stupid after reading his prose?
 
2003-04-25 05:19:28 PM
You're new here

Alright Mr. 68,000 something account number....
 
2003-04-25 05:22:39 PM
I think that if my Fark account number was exactly 68000 I'd have to name myself "Motorola".

/geeky
 
2003-04-25 05:23:07 PM
1. People who think Morgan is cool.

2. People who Fark from a communal room in a building across from Morgan's house or apartment, stocked with a telescope and a tarp spread on the ground.

3. People who hate Morgan because other people like her.
 
2003-04-25 05:23:20 PM
sorefarkr

may I please direct your attention to the "no trolls allowed" sign..
 
2003-04-25 05:24:25 PM
Jeri, as in Geriatrics.
 
2003-04-25 05:27:00 PM
I'm sure if Morgan had high paid photographers, with expensive cameras, and about 50 lbs of makeup on her she'd blow away most these other women. Remember, she's under hot studio glarring lights for all her pics, and most of them are from cheap webcams!

A link I posted at k-rock: (sorry I forgot the link format)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb.html
 
2003-04-25 05:27:51 PM
04-25-03 05:19:28 PM Candypants
You're new here

Alright Mr. 68,000 something account number.

Alright Miss 29,000 something account number.



~D
 
2003-04-25 05:28:34 PM
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.43%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.57%
9173 votes counted


Seven of Nine? It looks more like shes "Three of Ten!"

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!
 
2003-04-25 05:28:48 PM
SherKhan - I know the pic you're talking about, but it's not a banana. It's a melting soft-serve ice cream cone. Incredibly phallic-looking nevertheless.
 
2003-04-25 05:29:04 PM
Vrax: Ha! I get it. 68K? 040 acres and a mule? Are my Mac roots showing? Does this code make me look Fat? More PPC to ya.

/< 0
 
2003-04-25 05:29:10 PM
Btw, that last post of mine was meant to be sarcastic and not meant to be insulting to candypants, who contributes way more to this place than I do.

~D
 
2003-04-25 05:31:01 PM
Why not another shameless plug for Farscape and Aeryn Sun:



:)
 
2003-04-25 05:33:22 PM
Vrax, that's a man, man!

~D
 
2003-04-25 05:33:56 PM
Vrax

"that's not aeryn sun, that's a man baby!!"
 
2003-04-25 05:34:16 PM
Thank you, Vrax. That episode was especially...stimulating.
 
2003-04-25 05:36:34 PM
Sweet piece of Peacekeeper yummy tummy, she's a babe all gussied up like an Earthling. And let's not neglect one of her more sultry assets: her voice.
 
2003-04-25 05:41:39 PM
Dbeare and BrandonSi:

You guys need therapy! :)
 
2003-04-25 05:43:10 PM
Ellen Feiss, Natalie Portman, or Gillian Anderson vs. Morgan Webb might be close.

Against anybody else, I think that the 'fark' force is too much to overcome. Just don't tell the people at slashdot or she will be Miss America pretty soon.
 
2003-04-25 05:43:33 PM
Morgan = Real Boobs
7 = Fake Boobs

Morgan wins.
 
2003-04-25 05:50:11 PM
DAMN, us nerds are farkin sad.
 
2003-04-25 05:51:42 PM
Looks like she's gona win yet again. Go fark!
 
43%
2003-04-25 05:57:07 PM
Looks like she's gona win yet again. Go fark!

Sadly, most posters on this thread never will.
 
2003-04-25 06:04:09 PM
Who's the one on the left again? Bah.
I don't get Tech-TV, and even if I did I would have stopped watching it when Chris "I'm just a gosh darned shucky-gee average guy who's let net fame go to my head and pocketbook" Pirillo joined up.
As for 7of9 (her estimated waist measurement?), I thought Janeway was hotter. 'Cept for her voice. I've heard sexier DJ record-scratching.
 
2003-04-25 06:06:06 PM
Chris got fired. I heard he removed the pigment from his right eye and chopped the feet off a hampster on his last show.
 
2003-04-25 06:07:09 PM
No! Maybe I'll ask my cable company about it after all.
 
2003-04-25 06:11:10 PM
04-25-03 05:19:28 PM Candypants
You're new here

Alright Mr. 68,000 something account number....


Wait, are you saying there's something wrong with people who have high account numbers?
 
Ant
2003-04-25 06:12:15 PM
Better watch out BrandonSi, Mira's dad is Paulie from Goodfellas. He may just send Tommy to whack you for oggling his daughter
 
2003-04-25 06:13:09 PM
Jeri Ryan....
The blonde A.J.....

*sigh*
 
2003-04-25 06:13:50 PM
Down-Crier:

Wait, as an alternative to Seven you would choose Janeway??? What about Torres? Hell, what about Kes?
 
2003-04-25 06:20:00 PM
Ku_No_Ichi:

The blonde A.J.....

Speaking of blonde A.J.'s-
 
2003-04-25 06:27:24 PM
Vrax:
Kes was cool once she had hair and all. Those ears just didn't do it for me.
Hair. Forget boobies. Hair. Mmmm.
Where was it raining hair again?
 
2003-04-25 06:30:10 PM
Morgan Webb (champ) 69.34%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.66%
11134 votes counted

looks like this has been a success :)
 
2003-04-25 06:30:24 PM
I thought Asia Carrera was supposed to be the ultimate geek babe?
 
2003-04-25 06:32:20 PM
Try that pic again


 
2003-04-25 06:38:38 PM
wow, that is who they should put morgan up against, damn i never knew asia carrera was a tech chick. yo, k-rock, if u wanna get morgan an actuall challenge, try puttin her up against asia carrera and remind all us geeks and nerds that she is a computer chick
 
2003-04-25 06:44:18 PM
I've read her hardware reviews in some mag too. I think it was in MaximumPC the only ones with the stones to do it. Asia really knows her shiat.
 
2003-04-25 06:47:50 PM
I just had to vote for six-0f-nine.

Now, if they had her up against Counselor Menage-a-Trois, that would be a different story.
 
2003-04-25 06:52:34 PM
longest. geek. thread. ever. I love it.
 
2003-04-25 06:54:30 PM
 
2003-04-25 06:58:43 PM
I vote for Tweeden.
 
2003-04-25 07:05:09 PM
Darkhorse, I see your Aeryn and raise you a Scully...



3Horn
 
2003-04-25 07:22:21 PM
sorry, not dark and brooding enough.
 
2003-04-25 07:33:04 PM
Asia's even got puters on the folding table. I can imagine Jenna, Asia, Sky Lopez and Luna Lane having a Lan party.
 
2003-04-25 07:40:49 PM
I don't watch TechTV as much as I used too, so forgive my lame ass question but is Morgan the chick who was on Screensavers who would give all the links?? Cause that girl is hot.

As far as others: Alysson Hannigan is hot but the one from Buffy that is smokin' hot is Eliza Dushku (also from jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the New Guy). Jeri Ryan never did anything for me.
 
2003-04-25 08:12:12 PM
O.K. Someone had to link to it.
VERY Not Safe For Work
 
2003-04-25 08:27:41 PM
Another Opinion that doesn't matter:
I'd vote Morgan. She just seems warmer. Kind of like Vegasj said a while ago, I can imagine her being more attractive in pajamas without makeup on. *shrugs*
 
2003-04-25 08:28:54 PM
Ok, someone above wanted Kate Botello, here you go.




http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/dish/story/0,24330,2184868,00.html
 
2003-04-25 08:59:20 PM
Asia Carrera? Gillian Anderson? Alyson Hannigan? Now that's geek cred...

There is one key thing about Jeri Ryan -- no geek cred apart from being a Trek character, but she's a pretty good actress for being such an airhead. I think she set the bar a bit too high for Trek cheesecake -- let's be honest. Jolene Blalock doesn't even come close.
 
2003-04-25 09:01:57 PM
yooyooyoo damn that is some serious scifi knowledge, I think I just got turned on.
 
2003-04-26 01:38:17 AM

"You're mine Webb biatch!"


/might as well close a dead thread with death
 
2003-04-26 02:52:19 AM
Oh, OH, OH, 3horn, Keep those photos coming!

DAMM, I miss Scully so much it hurts. I even watched The House of Mirth just to see her again.


Something about short assertive wommen just does it for me....
 
2003-04-26 03:25:25 AM
She's waiting. Go to her Ghost_who_walks:

 
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