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		Fark credited for Morgan Webb's victory yesterday. Now she takes on Jeri Ryan, seriously dividing the nerd vote (krockradio.com)		376
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krucz36		2003-04-25 02:30:16 PM

with how the vote is turning out, i got completely distracted by thoughts of morgan...spanking...jeri....

gaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

hell, i'm one of the Great Laid and I'd donate some dead kittens for that.

Sgrmac		2003-04-25 02:30:43 PM

Morgan is cute...she's a super nerd...geek even

and not in a class with Jeri

cawaker		2003-04-25 02:31:58 PM

I'd take a computer broad over a star trek broad anyday. Star Wars rules anyway.

Good_Moleman_To_You		2003-04-25 02:32:18 PM

04-25-03 02:27:43 PM HanZnSolo
If you guys make Morgan win again, I swear you're the most pathetic, worthless, will NEVER EVER EVER get laid people in the whole world!

Hey, how are things in that glass house of yours?

impaler		2003-04-25 02:32:47 PM

I would degauss her cathode ray tube.

sickicarus		2003-04-25 02:32:56 PM

Jeri is gaining, but too slowly, it'll be more even than it is, but the ugly girl will still win 58-42...

NICU8697		2003-04-25 02:34:09 PM

off-topic:

Do people get banned for one day? I tried to post yesterday and it told me to try back in 24 hours. Not sure what I would've done to get the 24-hour flu.

TheOriginalEd		2003-04-25 02:34:48 PM

Jeri ryan has a man jaw. shes beastly.

sickicarus		2003-04-25 02:35:04 PM

Cawaker
I'd take a computer broad over a star trek broad anyday. Star Wars rules anyway.

It's about how hot they are dammit, who gives a fcuk about starwars or startrek? They are shows. Entertaining? Sure. Well acted? Hell-fcuking-no.

Containing hot hos, yep...

rickythepenguin		2003-04-25 02:35:14 PM

Plus, she [Jeri] always seems to have that look on her face... You know, that one?

Yeah! like a "i've got really bad gas pain" face.

Her body is kill, but that face is a hard look. Ass chin, maria kennedy (or whatever arnold's wife name is) jawline, and fart-grimace face.

yum yum gimme some.

Jeho		2003-04-25 02:35:29 PM

Lets try this again in the correct thread

Personally ever pic I see of Morgan I think she looks like an alcoholic crack snorting insomniac.

qburt		2003-04-25 02:35:53 PM

This Laura
Croft Would win (possibly NSFW)

Strangeless		2003-04-25 02:36:34 PM

Darkhorse23:
Surely you are some kind of genius to speak such thoughts and have such rightness? Was there ever anyone who REALLY like voyager and didn't just watch it to see how bad it could get? Much like some of my friends and that Enterprise show.

That being said, I can't stand Star Trek and never watched any of it.

vrax		2003-04-25 02:36:40 PM

Well, if Jeri Ryan loses this one, I submit the following to challenge Miss Webb:

"Who, me?"

Voodoo_Banjo		2003-04-25 02:37:46 PM

Let try that again.

LeeAnn Tweeden

darkhorse23		2003-04-25 02:37:47 PM

Sickicarus - there's more to HOT than two big pieces of meat. It's the overall package. There's lots of titties out there, lets vote for some with personality. And who in their right mind thinks she's ugly? Cheezus, she's a freakin doll!

Strangeless		2003-04-25 02:38:52 PM

Jeho

Personally ever pic I see of Morgan I think she looks like an alcoholic crack snorting insomniac.

and thats what we love about her.

Scout32		2003-04-25 02:39:03 PM

Jeri has my vote, but it doesn't look good for her in this contest.

Hansenator		2003-04-25 02:39:29 PM

Id have to go with Jeri, hands down. Way down.

darkhorse23		2003-04-25 02:39:39 PM

Strangeless - my other half watched just to see her boobs. I prefer FarScape - but of course it wasn't a dweeb show so it got cancelled. Now Crichton was a hottie, but so was Erin. Just an observation...

candypants		2003-04-25 02:39:56 PM

does anyone know whatever happened to the supposed Farkette that asked us to vote for her in the Cosmo model search? Remember that? Did I miss the followup?

Girls lie Chuy, they lie...

Neurocrat		2003-04-25 02:42:43 PM

Am I the only one who thinks that both of them alike? That said, I voted for Morgan because intelligence is a turn-on for me.

darkhorse23		2003-04-25 02:42:48 PM

Candypants - DON'T TELL! Guys aren't supposed to know that! It's in the handbook that they give us when we become women. Page 23.

Nimbokwezer		2003-04-25 02:42:57 PM

HOLY CRAP! IT ISNT EVEN CLOSE! JERI IS A MAN BABY!!!

3horn		2003-04-25 02:43:20 PM

Vrax
Well, if Jeri Ryan loses this one, I submit the following to challenge Miss Webb: (Gillian Anderson).

Damn yew! Takin' me woman and usin' her lak cheap bait! At least use a better pictchoor next tame!

Oh yeah, Gillian is the r0x0r, she'd beat Morgan me thinks.

3Horn

Good_Moleman_To_You		2003-04-25 02:43:54 PM

04-25-03 02:35:29 PM Jeho
Lets try this again in the correct thread

Personally ever pic I see of Morgan I think she looks like an alcoholic crack snorting insomniac.

SoWH at'S WRo n gWIT h THAt !? !? ! ? I' m HUnG O V Er, St rUN g oUt , anD i hAv eN't sL EpT iN da Y s !! ! An D i ' M jU s T fiN e!

SpaceCase		2003-04-25 02:44:26 PM

directed to our little corner of the web through fark.com (for geeks and the people who love to make fun of them

Fark is only for geeks???? WTF? Thought it was for over-hormonally charged guys and the girls that like to make fun of them!!!

curtrude		2003-04-25 02:44:56 PM

LINUX not linnux

darkhorse23		2003-04-25 02:45:06 PM

Morgan Webb (champ) 70.48%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 29.52%
4435 votes counted

Dman33		2003-04-25 02:47:31 PM

Heh... I was looking at the pics of Jeri and thinking 'Down Syndrome... for sure' and then I saw the pics of the kid and almost died laughing... good thing I am in an office now and not the cube farm!

morden2261		2003-04-25 02:47:38 PM

Oh yes, I'd vote for Gillian.... oooooh yes I would...

fap.

fapfap.

fappityFAP!

Chuy		2003-04-25 02:48:01 PM

Girls lie Chuy, they lie...

Say it aint so, Candypants. Say it aint so...

TheDeadMilkman		2003-04-25 02:48:02 PM

Jeri destroys the competition. Come Star Trek guys, Star Trek!

One Vote for Jeri, One Kitten dead, and a few beers afterwork, I think this has been a successful afternoon.

vrax		2003-04-25 02:48:14 PM

3horn:

haha... Better picture? That's a great picture! Plus, Gillian Anderson could win if you just put "GILLIAN ANDERSON" in the frame instead of a pic. :)

Ixly		2003-04-25 02:48:53 PM

"If there's any kind of gal who can trump a hottie like Webb who casts her spell on the pocket protector set by knwoing her way around a Linnux box, it's a chick who wore a tight outfit on a Star Trek series. Am I wrong?"

Poor fools think it's got anything to do with the actual quality of the contestants.

Johnson		2003-04-25 02:50:16 PM

If you wanna split the horny geek vote, pit Morgan versus Sumi Das

I second that.

motion passed.

Next up...Ellen Feiss vs Janie Porche

HanZnSolo		2003-04-25 02:50:33 PM

Y'know, Claire Forliani (who's HOT!) always has that constipated look on her face, too. And so does Neve Campbell...

FreakanRikan		2003-04-25 02:50:46 PM

Morgan Webb = I'd hit it

Chewie		2003-04-25 02:51:00 PM

What is wrong with you people?

You would pick Morgan over Jeri Ryan?

Time to turn off the computer and embrace reality again for a while...

ktoad		2003-04-25 02:51:01 PM

TSG called Morgan "comely". Weird.

SpaceCase		2003-04-25 02:52:06 PM

or against a pre-pregnant Megan. The hubby always thought she was HOT. Even pregnant he was hugely attracted...

HanZnSolo		2003-04-25 02:52:43 PM

Good_Moleman...

HAHAHAHA! Touche....

I'm happily married, actually!

gimpel		2003-04-25 02:53:26 PM

Morgan Webb (champ) 69.86%
Jeri Ryan (challenger) 30.14%
4818 votes counted

Good_Moleman_To_You		2003-04-25 02:54:09 PM

Qburt
Lara Croft!? Dude, she's a computer-generated image! She's made of polygons, code, ones and zeros. At least be a proper dork and ogle real women.

Please don't take offense to that. Like I said before, I'm not serious, just having some fun.

HanZnSolo		2003-04-25 02:56:54 PM

I do think Morgan's hot, but I don't like her stuck-up on-air personality, again, for the record.

brazil		2003-04-25 02:56:57 PM

As interesting as Morgan is... Jeri Ryan is better.

Though I must say that I've seen Jeri interviewed... and it turned me off. If she could keep that cool demeanor that she had as 7 of 9, I'm sure I'd hit it until my weener feel off.

Chuy		2003-04-25 02:57:04 PM

Ktoad - TSG called Morgan "comely". Weird.

From Dictionary.com:
comely adj.
Pleasing and wholesome in appearance; attractive. See Synonyms at beautiful.

You are thinking of "homely." That would be weird.

hobbitgh0d42		2003-04-25 02:57:39 PM

Bah I can't believe a local radio station(local to me) is doing this... Have they nothing better to do? I mean they ARE the home of Howard Stern... hell the building they moved into a few years back was renamed 'The Howard Stern Building'

HanZnSolo		2003-04-25 02:57:39 PM

An Asian woman beats a regular American chick any day in my book..

darkhorse23		2003-04-25 02:59:10 PM

HanZnSolo
I do think Morgan's hot, but I don't like her stuck-up on-air personality, again, for the record. Never thought of her as stuck up. Perhaps you mistake brains for snottiness?

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