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(TechTV)   Fark credited for Morgan Webb's victory yesterday. Now she takes on Jeri Ryan, seriously dividing the nerd vote   (krockradio.com) divider line 376
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2003-04-25 01:50:52 PM
I never liked Jeri Ryan, at least Morgan has been a brunette before.
 
2003-04-25 01:51:21 PM
A vote for Jeri Ryan is a vote for Madonna.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:06 PM
Wow, that went up quick. I submitted it like 2 minutes ago.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:22 PM
Lets see how many 'Great Unlaid' nerds there are in Fark and vote for Morgan once more.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:25 PM
I say we take Morgan all the way
 
2003-04-25 01:52:34 PM
Jeri Ryan is hot and all, but Morgan's a woman I think I'd actually have more fun hanging out with... so she gets my vote.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:43 PM
Ah. Sorry Morgan, Jeri has you beat, hands down.

Er, hand down, maybe.
 
2003-04-25 01:52:58 PM
If they tie will they be forced to engage in lesbian licking and what not?

That would be kewl!
 
2003-04-25 01:53:18 PM
Mmmmm.....Morgan "taking on" Jeri Ryan?



in other news, star trek, lord of the rings, and computer dorks who have never kissed a girl proclaim April 25 "best....day....everrrrrr!"
 
2003-04-25 01:53:40 PM
I say they "vote" for each other, and i get to hold the webcam.
 
2003-04-25 01:53:47 PM
At least one poll is legit....
 
2003-04-25 01:53:53 PM
Fark it. I will vote for Ryan just cause the last contest was a complete sham.
 
2003-04-25 01:54:05 PM
Assimilate me baybeeee!
 
2003-04-25 01:54:10 PM
see, the webmaster got smart. forget the silicone airheads...give the geeks wht they want. i suppose the winner will be up against



meh
 
2003-04-25 01:54:42 PM
Update: Over a thousands votes. Moragn %78, Jeri %21
 
2003-04-25 01:55:09 PM
April 25th. Best...Day...Everrrrr....D'oh!

Damn you Rickythepenguin!!!!
 
2003-04-25 01:55:15 PM
Is Morgan's right nipple hard in that pic?
 
2003-04-25 01:55:21 PM
I think ryan hasn't been putting it down for the geeks lately, that's why she's slippin.
 
2003-04-25 01:55:25 PM
I refuse to comment in this thread for fear of being labelled one of the "great unlaid", or a geek. So, I'm not posting anything.

Except, uh, the stuff above this line. That's it, though.


Uh, and of course, that line, too... and, uh, this one... but that's it, really...
 
2003-04-25 01:55:41 PM
Uh....I don't think any of us really have a chance with either of these women, so I'm just voting for who's hotter...

Jeri
 
2003-04-25 01:55:54 PM
Behold the power of fark.
 
2003-04-25 01:57:02 PM
Morgan is coming out of the gates strong!!!

Hey Drew - At least a radio station finally credited Fark for something.
 
2003-04-25 01:57:08 PM
I think Jeri Ryan looks like a mna in drag. There are so many other HOTTER choices. I mean Morgan is hot but there are many women on this planet hotter than her. Fortunatley, Jeri Ryan isn't one of them, as we can see by the 77-33 vote right now................
 
2003-04-25 01:57:37 PM
After she beats Jeri, they need to put her up against,
and then see how she fares.
 
2003-04-25 01:57:43 PM
Yes, but what about the geeks, outcasts, virgins, losers, and dorks?
 
2003-04-25 01:58:08 PM
At least this one wasn't fixed like the other voting for Bertha was....grrrrrr.
 
2003-04-25 01:58:19 PM
"...and the people who love to make fun of them"

Sweet! They're talking about me!
 
2003-04-25 01:58:22 PM
Morgan.

Duh.
 
2003-04-25 01:58:43 PM
WHO CARES?! If neither chick will pose totally naked with their tits and bevers showing then I couldn't give a flying f*ck who they are.

I'm not your typical hormonial driven male. It takes A LOT more than a scantly clad chick to turn me on and I usually pick which girls I flirt with by picturing them naked.

Oh well, could be worse. The Zionists could become even more radical and force our hot american women to wear the dreaded burkah...
 
2003-04-25 01:58:47 PM
300 votes in 1 minute.. not a bad speed start.
 
2003-04-25 01:59:13 PM
Frankee-Frank-Frank Totally as they often are on the show, I love her "low" breasts....
 
2003-04-25 01:59:46 PM
Wait, there are geeks on Fark? Damn for once I thought I was hanging out with the cool crowd.
 
2003-04-25 02:00:18 PM
2:00pm: Morgan Webb (champ) 77.00%

Jeri Ryan (challenger) 23.00%

1565 votes counted

Go Morgan!
 
2003-04-25 02:00:19 PM
BAHHHHHHHHH

 
2003-04-25 02:01:31 PM
Wow, what a choice. But as mentioned above, Morgan seems more like someone you could actually hang with. Fark on!
 
2003-04-25 02:02:04 PM
Whoever can win in a naked jell-o match will get my vote.
 
2003-04-25 02:02:33 PM
I love my Alienware Area-51, but I don't LOVE my Alienware Area-51.
 
2003-04-25 02:03:08 PM
i wont vote, this is retarded, like the winner is going to determine who you beat off to next time
 
2003-04-25 02:04:16 PM
Damn what a hottie! And the one on the right ain't so bad either.

 
2003-04-25 02:04:20 PM
is this even a challenge? Jerri Ryan has one of the ugliest dog faces I can think of. Sure the bod is hot, but the face kills it.
 
2003-04-25 02:04:52 PM
I really shouldn't do this, I debated, I tried not to, but I just can't help myself...

If neither chick will pose totally naked with their tits and bevers showing then I couldn't give a flying f*ck who they are.

And I'm sure the ladies are very upset to hear that. What's a bever anyway? I just want to know so I can be sure to flash mine to attract quality men like yourself.


I'm not your typical hormonial driven male. It takes A LOT more than a scantly clad chick to turn me on and I usually pick which girls I flirt with by picturing them naked.

Hey sparky, I think ALL men picture the chicks they're flirting with naked. Oh, wait, you said pick...
 
2003-04-25 02:05:33 PM
04-25-03 02:03:08 PM AlgertMan
i wont vote, this is retarded, like the winner is going to determine who you beat off to next time


Whew. Finally, somebody said it. Get a real woman in your life, people. Jeez.
 
2003-04-25 02:05:37 PM
The Zionists could become even more radical and force our hot american women to wear the dreaded burkah...

Zionists are jews or those who support them. Other than a few repressed Hasidics, jewish women don't wear burkahs. I think you have mistaken jewish culture as arabic. How ironic.

mmm.... Morgan....
 
2003-04-25 02:05:50 PM
If you wanna split the horny geek vote, pit Morgan versus Sumi Das
 
2003-04-25 02:05:55 PM
the day that jeri ryan can install a cd-rom drive in my computer is the day that I will vote for her... Not only that, she has a dog-face... at least morgan is satisfying to look at... I think that being with jeri ryan would be like being with a blow up doll (with a dog-face)... nice figure, but not much substance...
 
2003-04-25 02:06:50 PM
M2ndpower - who?
 
2003-04-25 02:06:54 PM
Morgan Webb - New Hotness

Jeri Ryan - Old and busted
 
2003-04-25 02:07:10 PM
uh-huh, all us linux & BSD users used pocket protectors....
 
2003-04-25 02:07:15 PM
Resistance is futile. Jeri's hotter.
 
2003-04-25 02:07:23 PM
What's a "Linnux" box?

/geek
 
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