That's a lotta loose change.

SomeoneDumb: That's a lotta loose change.

Crotch Shot Radio?

Oh, right. Clownpenis.fart was taken.

Actually, they're missing anywhere from $9-11 thousand.

I have no need for the mainstream media now that I get all my relevant news from crotchshotradio.com. Hmm, the Truthers are turning on the Truthers. Time for popcorn.

In order to get that financial statement, did some investigators have to dress as a pimp and a ho for infiltration, then send someone else disguised as a telco worker to illegally bug the guy's telephones?

That is the worst 'cut with an exacto knife' and 'paste with tape' on a statement I have ever seen. Can't they afford photoshop?

http://crotchshotradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/luke-22.jpg

MAYORBOB: Hmm, the Truthers are turning on the Truthers. Time for popcorn.


Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!

These are bank statements, right? And we all know who runs the banks, riiiiight?

SomeoneDumb: That's a lotta loose change.

Dig deep enough and you'll find dirt on ANYONE. Me for instance, I have turtles. TURTLES ARE ILLEGAL IN MY STATE! Muhahaha

Well, that's change you can believe in.

/got nuttin'

The Dread Pirate Robertson: These are bank statements, right? And we all know who runs the banks, riiiiight?



...knows

Proof the conspiracy theorists and publishers are a growth industry!

A fool and his money...

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!

Wait, wasn't this the plot of Nothing So Strange, that faux-documentary about conspiracy theorists who believed that Bill Gates' death was not by a lone gunman?

(If you haven't seen the movie, yeah, the premise is that Bill Gates is assassinated. It's somewhat dated.)

This was obviously rigged by the BBC, the world's scientists, the IEEE and the victims' families. This dude was about to stumble upon proof that they were all paid actors hired by the government to assist in the world's most perfect cover-up.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: These are bank statements, right? And we all know who runs the banks, riiiiight?

Sounds like we know who has been reading Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

In other news, there's a college that only costs 2 grand a year.

Truthers are a hive of villainous scum.

Oldiron_79: Sounds like we know who has been reading Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Well, well, well. What do we have here? Is that your real name, Mr. Oldironberg?


/fyi - these posts are works of utter sarcasm. I'm no troofer and I'm no anti-Semite. I limit my hate to the intolerant and the Irish.

Ah, so that proves everything during 9/11 was on the level. Now we know, this guy's bank account caused building 7 to collapse.

/now I can sleep at night

NERDS!


/had to be said

THEY!!!!!

WTC didn't fall like trees that proves it was an inside job!

DoctorCal: Crotch Shot Radio?

Oh, right. Clownpenis.fart was taken.

They're Truthers man... sometimes you've got to lower your expectations for the sake of sympathetic cognition.

I'm sure he'll be able to convince them it's a setup. That's the beauty of stealing from conspiracy nutjobs.

Behind every political organization is someone who is trying to screw everyone. No matter the side, no matter the argument, someone is trying to hurt everyone else for their own gain.

This.
Same as the tea party guy embezzling money from their organization. Truthers = Tea partiers, just opposite directions.


Dig deep enough and you'll find dirt on ANYONE. Me for instance, I have turtles. TURTLES ARE ILLEGAL IN MY STATE! Muhahaha

Oh really? I drove 57 in a 55mph zone yesterday.

I crossed the street the other day.....AGAINST THE LIGHTS!!!!

NotARocketScientist: Behind every political organization is someone who is trying to screw everyone. No matter the side, no matter the argument, someone is trying to hurt everyone else for their own gain.

This.
Same as the tea party guy embezzling money from their organization. Truthers = Tea partiers, just opposite directions.


Dig deep enough and you'll find dirt on ANYONE. Me for instance, I have turtles. TURTLES ARE ILLEGAL IN MY STATE! Muhahaha

Oh really? I drove 57 in a 55mph zone yesterday.

I crossed the street the other day.....AGAINST THE LIGHTS!!!!

I tore the label off my mattress!

Behind every political organization is someone who is trying to screw everyone. No matter the side, no matter the argument, someone is trying to hurt everyone else for their own gain.

This.
Same as the tea party guy embezzling money from their organization. Truthers = Tea partiers, just opposite directions.


Dig deep enough and you'll find dirt on ANYONE. Me for instance, I have turtles. TURTLES ARE ILLEGAL IN MY STATE! Muhahaha

Oh really? I drove 57 in a 55mph zone yesterday.

I crossed the street the other day.....AGAINST THE LIGHTS!!!!


I killed a guy and stuffed him in the cistern in my neighbors yard.

Wait... why are we confesing again?

NotARocketScientist: Behind every political organization is someone who is trying to screw everyone. No matter the side, no matter the argument, someone is trying to hurt everyone else for their own gain.

This.
Same as the tea party guy embezzling money from their organization. Truthers = Tea partiers, just opposite directions.

There are plenty of right-wing truthers, too. They don't say that Bush did it, obviously, but there are lots of whacked out variations of trutherness.

The Tea Partiers, on the other hand, aren't so much conspiracy theorists as they're (not all, but at least 80%) just Republicans grasping at straws to complain about Obama spending money like he's GW Bush.

I would love to believe that they actually care about deficits and fiscal restraint, but that's like believing an organization with "Family Values" in the name is about anything other than hating teh ghey.

Luke Rudkowski has always been a douche but that doesn't change the fact that NORAD was running drills on the morning of 9/11 in which they simulated hijacked aircraft being crashed into targets in the Northeast

Tenzo13: I killed a guy and stuffed him in the cistern in my neighbors yard.

I had SEX with my cistern!

And, the South being what it is, I also tried to have sex with my brothern. Bucked like a wildcat, he did...

samardzic77: Luke Rudkowski has always been a douche but that doesn't change the fact that NORAD was running drills on the morning of 9/11 in which they simulated hijacked aircraft being crashed into targets in the Northeast



You know, when you raise a point once that's fine. When you get an answer and you continue to raise the point subsequently, you're being disingenuous.

You also added the flourish this time that the planes in the exercise were to be crashed into something. That's incorrect.

Point02GPA: And just how did you learn how wildcats buck?

So there we were, up on Possum Creek celebrating a long day of polecat herding. Me and the boys had gotten almost to the bottom of a particularly potent jug of Old Man Skinner's family recipe white lightning. Unfortunately, this particular jug came from a batch that had been cooled and filtered through the radiator from a '67 Corvair that met an untimely end in a collision with a tanker truck that was apparently hauling a caustic mixture of lye, paint thinner, industrial solvent, and laboratory-grade synthetic peyote. Well, by this time I was four sheets to the wind, blind in one ear and deaf in one eye, and completely unfettered by anything resembling common sense, so when Festus yelled "Let's go into town and get us some pussy!" he certainly caught my attention. From what I hear my next words were "why go into town? There's plenty of good pussy right here!", and from there I proceeded to wade into the corral with what was later described as "a look of determination in his one good eye that would have made Blackbeard hesitate."

You'd think that a man who charged into battle wearing nothing but boots and chaps and armed only with a reserve jug of shine would have a story to tell afterwards.

You'd be right.

*spit*