Holy crap. There are far too many aspects of that story that are disturbing.

(First things first: +1, golf clap)

FTFA: Lulu Facey, 30, who lives in an apartment a floor above the murdered woman, said she heard a lot of screaming late last night and "someone yelling 'Help! Help!'" But Facey did nothing and "went to sleep" because she thought the commotion was over dogs barking at another apartment.

I've been in that situation...late at night...screaming fight...a call for help. You bet your ass I called the cops, despite there being a good chance of there being nothing major going on, or a woman who would end up getting pissed because the cops hauled her man to jail. It's not the ninety-nine times it's a banal domestic call - it's the one time a death may have be prevented that turns up stories like this. I hope Facey never gets into a situation where she needs to rely upon the good will of others to summon help...Karma's a biatch.

/my call was one of those ninety-nine
//she probably took him back the next day
///glad I no longer live in the ghetto

TwistedIvory: Holy crap. There are far too many aspects of that story that are disturbing.

I like how they found him still there. Wouldn't he GTFO? Run? He must have just lost it. Always expect the worst, as it can happen.

I saw something like this on Cheaters once. On the "too hot for TV!" DVD.

I didn't know Cinemax had MMM action. They must have spiced things up since I had cable.

Cinemax never does MMF...They always do FFM where no one actually moves...Lately they have been fans of having one girl thrust from behind another girl? Which is kinda pointless...

cookiefleck: .Lately they have been fans of having one girl thrust from behind another girl? Which is kinda pointless...


keep going....keeeeep going....almost there....keeeeeeeep goinnnnggg....oh damn...keep going....

Technically it was a Foursome.

The comments are MUCH better than the article:

Bob Frapples
03/13/2010 10:15 AM

Maybe this just could have been a Computer Dating Service mixup on his journey to True Love. Could a lawsuit be far behind. Perhaps her Profile was incomplete..

According to the police reports, when he walked in, his girlfriend said "do me HARD in the dirty place, where it stinks" and that's why he took her to Jersey.

More comments from the article:

Bob Frapples
03/13/2010 10:07 AM
I wonder if Dr. Phil could have helped. Hope this one doesn't show up on Youporn!. Icky...I'm sure they all had good credit.


Robcos
03/13/2010 10:03 AM
Now he can have his own threesome in the can with Bubba and his home boys!


blunt_11105
03/13/2010 9:18 AM
damn i gotta move to brooklyn


Cleveland Steamer
03/13/2010 8:50 AM
Come on, folks. It is George Bush's fault. With The Messiah at the helm, the suspect can now "get in touch with his inner child and file for grievance funding".

headstone: The comments are MUCH better than the article:

Bob Frapples
03/13/2010 10:15 AM

Maybe this just could have been a Computer Dating Service mixup on his journey to True Love. Could a lawsuit be far behind. Perhaps her Profile was incomplete..

I guess he should've put "other guys" for the "what do you like least in a woman" instead of "clingy"

rickythepenguin: According to the police reports, when he walked in, his girlfriend said "do me HARD in the dirty place, where it stinks" and that's why he took her to Jersey.


"She said give me 5 to hurt me and then kiss me where I pee."
"So he hit her upside the head and dragged her into the bathroom and kissed her."

GEORGE: So what happened?

JERRY: She's into it.

GEORGE: Into what?

JERRY: The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said

she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the menage too.

G2V: Point02GPA: Technically it was a Foursome.

It started out that way. By the end it was more like a nineteensome.

What the hell Do You Do with the parts left over?

Lulu Facey, 30, who lives in an apartment a floor above the murdered woman, said she heard a lot of screaming late last night and "someone yelling 'Help! Help!'" But Facey did nothing and "went to sleep" because she thought the commotion was over dogs barking at another apartment.

Good to know some things in New York never change.

HumbleGenius

Back in the old days when Fark had AudioEdit contests one of the amusing entries was a wife's response to a husband's request for a threesome. Sure, dear, I'd love to. There's this hot guy from the office I've been dying to bring home.

rickythepenguin: According to the police reports, when he walked in, his girlfriend said "do me HARD in the dirty place, where it stinks" and that's why he took her to Jersey.

Aaaand I almost spit out shredded wheat.

Reminds me of a story I once read that went something like this:

"I started a relationship with this married NYPD cop who said he wanted to take me to a motel in Jersey and piss all over me. I yelled at him, 'Are you kidding? That's disgusting! We can do that in Manhattan.'"

ZAZ: HumbleGenius

Back in the old days when Fark had AudioEdit contests one of the amusing entries was a wife's response to a husband's request for a threesome. Sure, dear, I'd love to. There's this hot guy from the office I've been dying to bring home.



No, those are the bad kinda threeways...It's only okay if another hawt chick is involved...

Point02GPA: Technically it was a Foursome.

A love quadrangle. It just doesn't sound right.