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(Some Guy) Scary Fishing is a lot easier when the fish try to jump into your net because they're trying to escape a 12-foot crocodile (w/ pic)   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 45
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2010-03-13 11:54:24 AM
Crikey!
 
2010-03-13 12:27:57 PM
I'd poop my pants.
 
2010-03-13 01:02:14 PM
What do you expect from the country that gave us Hitler?
 
2010-03-13 01:04:14 PM
moops: What do you expect from the country that gave us Hitler?

Apparently this and lower blood alcohol limits...
 
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2010-03-13 01:04:35 PM
RSM. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile.

- 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' Episode 4
 
2010-03-13 01:05:22 PM
Sure it's easier to catch the fish but but keeping it is hard.

I honestly saw a gator due this once. A guy next to me caught a eel and the gator snatch it right off the hook. The look on his face was awesome.


.....Yes it is a cool story and I'm not your bro.
 
2010-03-13 01:06:36 PM
That's the risk of fishing at the croc of dawn.
 
2010-03-13 01:08:29 PM
OlafTheBent: Crikey!

Seems like I am not needed here...

*sniff*
 
2010-03-13 01:10:10 PM
He's trying to say something.
 
2010-03-13 01:10:56 PM
Pixels, etc.
 
2010-03-13 01:12:13 PM
I've had a croc in my tinny before.
 
2010-03-13 01:12:46 PM
I had a 12' gator surface 3' from me on the st.johns river while I was drift fishing on the water level deck of my boat.
a 12' gator is about 24" wide at the mouth.

/florida!
//go gators
 
2010-03-13 01:13:17 PM
moops: What do you expect from the country that gave us Hitler?

Exactly! :)
 
2010-03-13 01:14:23 PM
Holy fark! That's what we experience here in Texas....only it's the illegals.
 
2010-03-13 01:18:06 PM
Pants: filled.

I would have filled your pants too, I don't know how.
 
2010-03-13 01:18:46 PM
genner: .....Yes it is a cool story and I'm not your bro.

Cool story, sis.
 
2010-03-13 01:21:12 PM
img715.imageshack.us

RIP Steve Irwin
 
2010-03-13 01:30:13 PM
Yet another fine example that the continent itself is trying to kill everybody
 
2010-03-13 01:32:17 PM
Moments like this are the reason I wear diapers while fishing.
 
2010-03-13 01:36:31 PM
And orcas make it easier to catch penguins: Link (new window)

I kept waiting for them to breach onto the boat.
 
2010-03-13 01:37:14 PM
genner: Sure it's easier to catch the fish but but keeping it is hard.

I honestly saw a gator due this once. A guy next to me caught a eel and the gator snatch it right off the hook. The look on his face was awesome.


.....Yes it is a cool story and I'm not your bro.


Oh my god. Whatever you do, don't GIS the above term.
 
2010-03-13 01:40:12 PM
Harmania: gator snatch

Oh my god. Whatever you do, don't GIS the above term.


that's like saying "don't think of a white elephant"

or a white alligator, for that matter
 
2010-03-13 01:43:54 PM
Harmania: genner: Sure it's easier to catch the fish but but keeping it is hard.

I honestly saw a gator due this once. A guy next to me caught a eel and the gator snatch it right off the hook. The look on his face was awesome.


.....Yes it is a cool story and I'm not your bro.

Oh my god. Whatever you do, don't GIS the above term.


Note to self, do not post on Fark under the influnce of prescription drugs. The risk of creating a new fetish is too high.
 
2010-03-13 01:44:21 PM
"Hey fishy, won't ya jump into my boat."

Sesame street mode off.
 
2010-03-13 01:48:57 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

mmm alligator...
 
2010-03-13 01:55:46 PM
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
 
2010-03-13 02:03:34 PM
reddot, that was my first thought also. Link (new window)
 
2010-03-13 02:12:09 PM
Wow, Ausies are actually *WORSE* at the English language than the Brits are.

Amazing.

And the photo was not bad either.
 
2010-03-13 02:12:44 PM
What a life-style.
 
2010-03-13 02:17:29 PM
tinny? looks more like an alummy to me.

when i first moved to south east LA i used to water ski in alligator waters. didn't realize then just how prevalent they are.
 
2010-03-13 02:22:43 PM
Curious: tinny?

i.ytimg.com
 
2010-03-13 02:23:19 PM
And coming up next on Oops! I Crapped My Pants...
 
2010-03-13 02:50:45 PM
om nom nom
 
2010-03-13 02:52:11 PM
EricTheHalfABee: I'd poop my pants.

Hell, I pooped my pants just looking at the picture.
 
2010-03-13 02:59:46 PM
I'm glad I already ate, because now I'll get to eat something else again once I get my appetite back.
 
2010-03-13 03:09:05 PM
Gator snatch...

Vagina dentata
What an unnerving phrase
Vagina dentata
Ain't no hap'nin' craze
It means no nookie
For the rest of your days
It's a phallus-free
Philosophy
Vagina dentata
 
2010-03-13 03:17:26 PM
Steve McEwan, 50, and Craig Adams, 45, from the central coast of New South Wales, had been fishing with a mate

Maybe try a spinner lure instead.
 
2010-03-13 04:39:11 PM
cool pic from TFA ....
 
2010-03-13 05:26:45 PM
katfairy: Gator snatch...

Vagina dentata
What an unnerving phrase
Vagina dentata
Ain't no hap'nin' craze
It means no nookie
For the rest of your days
It's a phallus-free
Philosophy
Vagina dentata


I always wanted toi start a meme on Fark but this isn't how I imagined it.
 
2010-03-13 05:39:34 PM
Reminds me of this: Lucky Penguin (new window)
 
2010-03-13 06:43:41 PM
They should feed the croc a few fishes for its help.
 
2010-03-13 07:08:52 PM
Harmania: genner: Sure it's easier to catch the fish but but keeping it is hard.

I honestly saw a gator due this once. A guy next to me caught a eel and the gator snatch it right off the hook. The look on his face was awesome.


.....Yes it is a cool story and I'm not your bro.

Oh my god. Whatever you do, don't GIS the above term.


meh. the worst pic i found was a tattooed girl working out while wearing a top that says "big snatch but still a lady"
 
2010-03-13 07:29:31 PM
craxyd: Yet another fine example that the continent itself is trying to kill everybody

Australia, it's where God buried all his embarrassing mistakes.

No wait, I'm thinking of Antarctica. Australia was where he destruct-tested the wildlife.

We don't have poisonous snakes here. But the garter snakes can give you a nip that really stings, although it won't break the skin.
 
2010-03-13 09:24:08 PM
Crikey!

I'd need clean undies if I experienced that.
 
2010-03-14 01:58:49 AM
She turned me into a newt!: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

img194.imageshack.us

/close enough
 
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