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		Passed out in an idling car with your 9-year-old daughter in the back is no way to go through life, son (dallasnews.com)		14
		More: Asinine, drunk driving, Grapevine, Peterson, wooden boxes, controlled substances, Todd Dearing

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japles

2010-03-13 08:23:54 AM

Better than driving around with them.

gimmeafuckinname

2010-03-13 08:27:58 AM

This is why it's good I am not a judge. Just the accusation of that kind of recklessness with a child makes me want to throw the book at SOMEBODY.

snuff3r

2010-03-13 08:42:50 AM

Classy.

tobey

2010-03-13 08:58:42 AM

Wait.

"and what appeared to be cocaine laid out in the passenger seat"

"faces two felony charges: possession of a controlled substance"

"In the passenger seat, they found a white powder on top of a wooden box"

"waiting for the results of lab tests to identify the substance."

So first they found what appeared to be cocaine, then he's facing drug charges, then it's just an unknown white powder, then they admit they have no idea what it is.

Why not - Test first, accuse & charge after?

Just seems a bit premature...

EighthundredmillionthFarker

2010-03-13 09:07:29 AM

tobey: Why not - Test first, accuse & charge after?

A good cop can just dip his finger in it, taste it, and will know right there whether it is cocaine or not.

Everything you ever need to know is on the TV.

Boobiesontheside

2010-03-13 09:07:35 AM

Unconstitutional traffic stops could have prevented this tragedy.

gilgamesh23

2010-03-13 09:38:15 AM

tobey: So first they found what appeared to be cocaine, then he's facing drug charges, then it's just an unknown white powder, then they admit they have no idea what it is.

Why not - Test first, accuse & charge after?

Just seems a bit premature...

The article said the powder was "laid out" in the passenger seat on a wooden box. I'm sure it was pretty clear what it was, especially with the credit card and the rolled up bill sitting there. The lab test is a legal formality unless maybe he decided to cut up lines of powdered sugar and then pass out drunk in his car just to fark with the cops.

There's someone who knows the guy going to his defense in the comments over there. Heh.

japles

2010-03-13 09:52:11 AM

Meh. A true drunk would have let the kid drive. Amatuer.

/I keed

cryinoutloud

2010-03-13 11:18:05 AM

japles: Meh. A true drunk would have let the kid drive. Amatuer.
/I keed

If you're going to act like a child, you have to teach your kids to take care of you while they're young. Amateur.

Jesterian

2010-03-13 12:12:58 PM

Sadly the man didn't have enough time to snort his cocaine and passed out at the wheel.

Remember kids, coke first, then the beer.

Barakku

2010-03-13 12:23:41 PM

He should have shared, kids these days love Coke
/I was always a Pepsi man myself

broken jebus

2010-03-13 12:59:57 PM

I'd be happy to conduct the testing for them.

Di Atribe

2010-03-13 01:21:36 PM

Seems like a pretty light set of charges...