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sirgrim
2010-03-13 02:00:42 AM
What if it's filled with digested bat heads.
 
lajimi [TotalFark]
2010-03-13 02:12:20 AM

This guy has one SERIOUS claim to fame! He should have a T-Shirt made:

I CREEPED OUT OZZY!!!
 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark]
2010-03-13 02:41:42 AM
Yeah... I would also not want to sign someone's warm poopbag.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2010-03-13 03:49:49 AM
What a wuss.

John Waters will sign anything.
 
LordOfThePings
2010-03-13 06:41:31 AM
Let's go out to the ballgame
Let's go out to the huh
Take me a ruler a reemah do
I don't care if I raah mm do doo
Ba do dah doo raaa ba do daah may
Raa doo [unintelligible] ba dooo
Well hmm real two three strikes you're out
At the old ball game! Yaaaay!

Let's get some runs, guys!
 
TheMadChaosopher
2010-03-13 09:51:38 AM
"I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots."

"I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's."

"Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm farking Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of farking Darkness. What's farking evil about a shiatload of bubbles!?"
 
Goonie_Goo_Goo
2010-03-13 01:18:38 PM
Ozzy Osbourne will not sign your is a colostomy bag.

/FTFY
 
Great_Milenko
2010-03-13 10:45:37 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. Ozzy's wife is a colostomy bag, so signing this guy's bag couldn't be any weirder than what he deals with every day.
 
Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark]
2010-03-14 12:37:50 AM
Whet e combs up to me en ses e wontsme sign es fogging bag eh...I seh bloody ell yeh fogging bollicksed er.
 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark]
2010-03-14 01:55:26 AM
LordOfThePings: Let's go out to the ballgame
Let's go out to the huh
Take me a ruler a reemah do
I don't care if I raah mm do doo
Ba do dah doo raaa ba do daah may
Raa doo [unintelligible] ba dooo
Well hmm real two three strikes you're out
At the old ball game! Yaaaay!

Let's get some runs, guys!

Yeah, that is what you get when you ask the British guy who doesn't watch baseball to sing that song. That would have went badly even without the drug issues.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2010-03-14 03:20:55 PM
Just tell him it's space food, he won't know the difference.
 
Kanaric
2010-03-15 02:18:22 PM
I bet Dio would sign the bag.
 
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