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2010-03-12 06:29:31 PM
Wow. #3 and #8 I guess. Gimme a few beers and I'll take #5 as well.

Slim pickins this week.
 
2010-03-12 06:40:40 PM
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2010-03-12 06:44:53 PM
I think #8 was arrested for stealing #12. "Petit" theft?
 
2010-03-12 06:51:31 PM
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2010-03-12 07:00:34 PM
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Clever bastard. For his mugshot, he put his bow tie on backwards, tattooed the face of someone who looks nothing like him on the back of his head, and turned his back to the camera. Now no one will recognize him after he escapes.
 
2010-03-12 07:01:04 PM
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You're the one Wyatt
 
2010-03-12 07:02:52 PM
Petit theft?

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How does one steal a petit?
 
2010-03-12 07:02:58 PM
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Nadia Post Car Accident

Sayid Jarrah unavailable for comment
 
2010-03-12 07:03:52 PM
that forehead made me cringe
 
2010-03-12 07:04:26 PM
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The judge says you got two choices: 30 days in the hole or a charity gig down at the county clinic. You figure that's not a bad deal after your partner left you holding the bag with a kilo of weed - especially since it was a bag he "found" while creeping a condo after the owners had unwisely left a window unlocked.

The head nurse gives you a clipboard and tells you to take down the names of the patients as they come in ("Know how to spell 'John Smith'?" she says. "You'll see a lot of him.") and collect any insurance cards they might have, even those that have obviously been printed on a laserjet down at the public library.

It's a typical zoo - shootings, cuttings, backroom abortions gone wrong. Kids trying to fly off roofs with a blanket for Batman wings.

Things pick up around 9 when a black-haired lassie turns up at the desk. "Son of a biatch head-butted me and then back-handed my chin with a ring on," she explains. You figure this doesn't really need the attention of the doc or the nurse, so you retire to an exam room.

Her duds are covered in blood so you hand her a set of scrubs. She's not shy about changing - you notice that she not only goes commando, she's got a nice Brazilian going. While you clean off the cuts and bandage the chin, she says she's really trying to stay off the radar, is there any way this can be kept, er, quiet.

That's always the shame of domestics, you think; but, hey, what a world. You're standing there making sure there are no other cuts on the top of her head, she's sitting on a stool, and the medical exam proceeds to the point where she demonstrates there's no damage to her mouth - or her tongue - from the blow to the chin.

While you're zipping up, you ask if she needs any help. Y'know, place to stay for the night down at the women's shelter.

"Fark no," she says. "Most of this ain't my blood. I found the guy who swiped a load of weed out of my place and was working him over with a baseball bat when he got in a few shots. Did find out he had a partner. I'll get him next."
 
2010-03-12 07:06:29 PM
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Figure she runs a psychic hotline she'd know she's about to get arrested
 
2010-03-12 07:06:36 PM
Arrested for traffic violations.
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They see me rollin', they hating
 
2010-03-12 07:06:40 PM
He's going to have a devil of a time finding a decent job
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2010-03-12 07:07:06 PM
VikingQuestFan42: i.cdn.turner.com

You're the one Wyatt


i413.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-12 07:07:30 PM
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separated at birth?
 
2010-03-12 07:07:34 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

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2010-03-12 07:08:31 PM
OldManDownDRoad: The judge says you got two choices: 30 days in the hole or a charity gig down at the county clinic. You figure that's not a bad deal after your partner left you holding the bag with a kilo of weed - especially since it was a bag he "found" while creeping a condo after the owners had unwisely left a window unlocked.

The head nurse gives you a clipboard and tells you to take down the names of the patients as they come in ("Know how to spell 'John Smith'?" she says. "You'll see a lot of him.") and collect any insurance cards they might have, even those that have obviously been printed on a laserjet down at the public library.

It's a typical zoo - shootings, cuttings, backroom abortions gone wrong. Kids trying to fly off roofs with a blanket for Batman wings.

Things pick up around 9 when a black-haired lassie turns up at the desk. "Son of a biatch head-butted me and then back-handed my chin with a ring on," she explains. You figure this doesn't really need the attention of the doc or the nurse, so you retire to an exam room.

Her duds are covered in blood so you hand her a set of scrubs. She's not shy about changing - you notice that she not only goes commando, she's got a nice Brazilian going. While you clean off the cuts and bandage the chin, she says she's really trying to stay off the radar, is there any way this can be kept, er, quiet.

That's always the shame of domestics, you think; but, hey, what a world. You're standing there making sure there are no other cuts on the top of her head, she's sitting on a stool, and the medical exam proceeds to the point where she demonstrates there's no damage to her mouth - or her tongue - from the blow to the chin.

While you're zipping up, you ask if she needs any help. Y'know, place to stay for the night down at the women's shelter.

"Fark no," she says. "Most of this ain't my blood. I found the guy who swiped a load of weed out of my place and was working him over with a baseball bat when he got in a few shots. Did find out he had a partner. I'll get him next."


+1 as always
 
2010-03-12 07:08:58 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Like the fist of an angry God... lol
 
2010-03-12 07:12:57 PM
DADDY ISSUES MUCH?
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2010-03-12 07:13:11 PM
Descent of the Nerds:

Then

madkevin.files.wordpress.com

Now

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2010-03-12 07:13:23 PM
Legal Dictionary

Main Entry: petit theft
Function: noun
: PETTY THEFT at, THEFT

Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law, © 1996 Merriam-Webster, Inc.


/ not a rotsky
 
2010-03-12 07:13:32 PM
Soni: separated at birth?

I immediately thought that, too. Then I realized, how ironic that he got busted for no insurance.

/whatever, I don't know if it's the proper use of the word, so back off.
 
2010-03-12 07:13:40 PM
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DUDE that is all.
 
2010-03-12 07:13:49 PM
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wow. donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts has really let himself go..
 
2010-03-12 07:14:04 PM
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2010-03-12 07:14:04 PM
"a) registering as a sex offender (Batman)"

No surprise.


"b) failing to appear in court on a pot charge (Spiderman)"

Ditto.
 
2010-03-12 07:14:04 PM
Three cheers for the proud Aryan race.
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2010-03-12 07:14:07 PM

I know all there is to know about the Crying Game...


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2010-03-12 07:14:43 PM
Also, #5 looks like Meryl Streep.
 
2010-03-12 07:16:45 PM
OldManDownDRoad: The judge says you got two choices: 30 days in the hole or a charity gig down at the county clinic.

I'm a fan of Harry Freakstorm in these threads but

A++++++, would LOL again
 
2010-03-12 07:17:55 PM
how does the gieco caveman not have insurance??
 
2010-03-12 07:19:33 PM
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Arrested for larceny

Yeah, stealing my heart!

/lame
 
2010-03-12 07:20:51 PM
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"When I woke up and say what the biatch did, I did what I had to do."
 
2010-03-12 07:21:02 PM
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2010-03-12 07:21:34 PM
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WAAAAZZZZZAAAP!
 
2010-03-12 07:21:58 PM
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So easy...a caveman can do it.
 
2010-03-12 07:22:06 PM
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I Rust no biatch?...

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My bunk...you and I.

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Yeah, your parents don't really love you inspite of the crappy dedicational tatts to them.

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your bunk...now.

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"Note to self: hair extensions won't hide my penis."
 
2010-03-12 07:22:11 PM
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www.forumammo.com
 
2010-03-12 07:23:29 PM
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Before

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After
 
2010-03-12 07:25:11 PM
Coming soon to "Faces of Meth"


:(

Too bad, she was pretty

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2010-03-12 07:25:57 PM
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2010-03-12 07:28:05 PM
Could somebody with sweet PS skillz please 'shop the "Trust No Biatch" guy with a "My chest hair and nipples are a bird so your argument is invalid" twist?

Thanks!
 
2010-03-12 07:31:13 PM
ChuckyV: Before


After


"What the fark are ya lookin' smoothskin!"
 
2010-03-12 07:32:34 PM
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What's up Big Perm!
 
2010-03-12 07:33:55 PM
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Done told da biatch once about using mah curlers.
 
2010-03-12 07:34:22 PM
toddalmighty
Thank You!
Came here to request just that gif and you already had it covered.
 
2010-03-12 07:36:09 PM
mandingueiro: I Rust no biatch?...

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Proper care of biatches includes safe storage in a reducing atmosphere.
 
2010-03-12 07:38:01 PM
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James Brown with a new haircut?


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2010-03-12 07:38:23 PM
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WATCH OUT! It's an impostor!

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There is only one true Bat!
 
2010-03-12 07:40:29 PM
degenerate-afro: What's up Big Perm!

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