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(Cincinnati Enquirer) Amusing "...police found marijuana between his buttocks"   (cincinnati.com) divider line 48
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brap [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 07:37:03 PM
Careful my friend, it's a slippery slope and a gateway drug to some seriously intense assplay. I speak from experience too, I'm typing this on my lappy on the pinacle of the Chrysler Building and I barely feel a thing man. You never can get that first high back dude NEVER.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 07:48:29 PM
Wouldn't that make it crack???
 
cashier432
2010-03-12 07:52:29 PM
You're doin it wrong.
 
tortilla burger
2010-03-12 07:54:33 PM
Ponzholio: Wouldn't that make it crack???

*snicker*
 
Obnox
2010-03-12 07:56:20 PM
Suppository? Damn, I wish I hadn't thought of that.
 
dem-
2010-03-12 07:57:31 PM
Must have been some good shiat.
 
runningscared
2010-03-12 07:57:45 PM
Ponzholio: Wouldn't that make it crack???

Thread over, nothing to see here. Move along folks.
 
Nick Nostril
2010-03-12 07:59:10 PM
Dank ? You bet.
 
jmadisonbiii
2010-03-12 08:01:06 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
diddletwat
2010-03-12 08:04:35 PM
Stuff's so good, it will make your lips pucker.
 
katerbug72 [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:04:41 PM
No, that's lint and wilnots.
 
slimkibbles [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:05:36 PM
Shiatty weed?

/Not shocked another one of Huggins' former players got into trouble
 
Dexter's Next Victim
2010-03-12 08:06:22 PM
Why am I hearing the headline in Forrest Gump's voice?

http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/forrest-gump-p11.jpg
 
Dexter's Next Victim
2010-03-12 08:08:17 PM
michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com

I hate when that happens! Well, life is like a box of chocolates...
 
Ginnungagap42 [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:08:51 PM
It's always in the last place you look.
 
JonnyBGoode
2010-03-12 08:08:58 PM
They said it was a million dollar stash, but the police must keep that money 'cause he still hasn't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
 
ChiliBoots [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:10:00 PM
i44.tinypic.com

Weed, actually.
 
moops
2010-03-12 08:12:07 PM
ChiliBoots: Weed, actually.

You mean Bermudagrass?
 
Mordant [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:16:55 PM
On TV when they bust someone with drugs the guy's first words are always "That ain't mine".

This one could be a tougher sell than usual.
 
mom_dropped_me
2010-03-12 08:18:08 PM
butt buds...do not want
 
moops
2010-03-12 08:19:44 PM
Mmmmm Cygons Chocolate

www.gardenscure.com
 
xevian
2010-03-12 08:20:45 PM
Now Lou the detective in some weird twist, will now be sued for sexual harassment by searching this man, and will be forced register as a sex offender, in a second twist... by his own partner.

/dnrtfa
 
Toquinha
2010-03-12 08:20:58 PM
What happens when the oil hits the anus?
 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:21:56 PM
Ponzholio: Wouldn't that make it crack???

I thought pot was the gateway to crack, not the other way around.
 
Dil Doe
2010-03-12 08:29:58 PM
Great. So now in addition to having to pick out the seeds, they have to pick out dingleberries too.
 
BLIXX
2010-03-12 08:35:39 PM
Ponzholio: Wouldn't that make it crack???

cashier432: You're doin it wrong.

Both were my thoughts.
 
BLIXX
2010-03-12 08:37:10 PM
Well it couldn't be any worse than how it was smuggled here.
 
Martstar
2010-03-12 08:47:54 PM
slimkibbles: Shiatty weed?

/Not shocked another one of Huggins' former players got into trouble

Former Bearcat Melvin Levett and I used to have the same dealer. I met him there one time (and was going to UC at the time) and didn't even know who he was. And I was taller than him. Cool guy though, and yes, cool story bro.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2010-03-12 09:06:15 PM
I would have found heaven.
 
guerrillero de fark
2010-03-12 09:17:02 PM
Its always the last place you look!
 
EngineerBob
2010-03-12 09:20:44 PM
Just let it go dude,its Goneja...
 
Bacontastesgood
2010-03-12 09:24:20 PM
Police found marijuana between his buttocks... when they tried to insert their penises there.
 
khyberkitsune
2010-03-12 09:24:58 PM
Talk about taking the ass hit. :(
 
baileconsquirrels
2010-03-12 09:27:36 PM
DNRTFA, but...I am hoping some of these were deployed by this criminal mastermind.
www.adartpolybag.com
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 09:59:29 PM
i236.photobucket.com

Does not approve.
 
smrtone
2010-03-12 10:13:57 PM
Isn't it easier to store it in a plastic baggie? Or maybe some Tupperware? Hell, even an old Altoid can works pretty well.

I've seen people roll joints one-handed, but this is ridiculous.
 
findthefish [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 10:40:16 PM
The stinkiness of the icky....
 
studebaker hoch
2010-03-12 10:50:49 PM
Ponzholio

Wouldn't that make it crack???

You just won an eightball of free Internet.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-03-12 11:25:49 PM
Something I stumbled upon a while back...from the "DUH-Files"
img651.imageshack.us
 
studebaker hoch
2010-03-12 11:43:01 PM
The butt crack is a little 'ole place where,
we can put our dope stash!
 
rvesco
2010-03-13 12:00:41 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Can you imagine if we only had one buttock?
Where would we hide our marijuana?
 
HumbleGenius
2010-03-13 12:40:49 AM
Hey man, don't joint up the stink.
 
Krantzstone
2010-03-13 03:23:53 AM
i guess his ass is grass now.

/literally
 
kruppz
2010-03-13 04:23:48 AM
Moops.. yeah, we've all see buds before.
yawn.
 
Balchinian
2010-03-13 07:41:48 AM
You all handle my ass pinners.
 
SgtArkie
2010-03-13 07:45:00 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie: Something I stumbled upon a while back...from the "DUH-Files"

a black guy named lynch?
server6.uploadit.org
 
ham006
2010-03-13 10:27:58 AM
BLIXX: Well it couldn't be any worse than how it was smuggled here.

Most WEED isnt smuggled into US by THAT method. Quantities are a lot bulkier than say heroin.
 
strapp3r
2010-03-13 11:16:32 AM
ditch weed?
 
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