I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

It is fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.

Awesome headline, subby! :D

Red Meat reference in headline- win.

Red Meat thread?

/His milk is delicious

How much of a redhead quota do they need?

Slow Fark is slow...

I remember getting milk delivered in a small town in Montana in the late '70s. I was just a kid. We had a metal milk box right outside the front door, and the milkman would put two half-gallon bottles in it a couple of times a week. Never thought much about it until the service went away.

Now if we could just get bessy the cow to stop putting hormones and who the frkkkk knows what else in our milk so that bessy will produce more milk more often.



they can grow a chicken now from egg to full adult in 6 weeks.


they pump those birds full of so much shhhittt and then WE eat it.


isn't Freedom great.

Watch Food Nation.


it'll blow your mind. (and stomache)

TheBlackrose: I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

It is fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/approve

do they take retards to the zoo?

Spike Milligan revs his truck engine.

TheBlackrose: I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

It is fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.

Before I clicked on the comments for this, I thought to myself "I will lose the rest of my faith in humanity if I don't see a Psychonauts reference in the Boobiess." Thank you, TheBlackrose, for allowing my smile to persist for another day :)

Prank Call of Cthulu - thank you for saving me the trouble of finding that one.

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allegedman: do they take retards to the zoo?

Not in these economic times; too expensive.

They take them to the laundromat and give them Methodist coloring books instead.

They should hire a few females to deliver some of the milk (gotta keep it equal for the feminists) so that the horny househusbands can have their fun as well. Maybe a friendly farker could show what a milkwoman delivering milk to a horny househusband might look like.

+100 for the red meat reference. Came for the "trapped in an abandoned well" comic, leaving satisfied

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/Hot like a cup of tea

Linux_Yes: they pump those birds full of so much shhhittt and then WE eat it.

Speak for yourself^
It's very local to my area only, but man oh man. Each cut of meat has the name of the farmer who raised the beast and the date of the slaughter. Of course, to the casual observer, it might be alarming to open someone's freezer and see a big chunk of meat that says "Rick Olufs 01/11/2010"

And while it might seem like a bit to pay $540.00 for 75lbs of meat, it's very good meat, hand raised, and on par with the stuff I pay $10+ a lb for at the highend butcher shop down the road.

Plus they also offer fresh farm milk and eggs ;)

Wait, how does having your milk delivered to you in a glass jar mean it doesn't have additives or hormones or whatever else people are terrified of having in their milk?

And isn't glass harder to recycle than the plastic jugs most milk comes in from the grocery thus kind of nullifying any environmental or all-natural hippy-perceived benefit?

For that matter, how is having my milk delivered to me at all a convenience if I have to buy fifteen friggin dollars worth of it (and pay $20) at a time and then still have to make a biweekly trip to the grocery store to buy everything else? Who drinks $15 worth of milk fast enough to drink it all before it goes bad? I have hard enough time getting through a $5 jug before the expiration date between 2 grown adults.

Even if they're delivering the milk at night, isn't it still warm enough outside in NY (at least during the summer) that leaving the milk out for a few hours going to significantly shorten the fridge life? What about heat waves - do you get a refund if it's so warm out that the milk actually spoils before you get to it?

I just don't get how this is at all a useful service.

just came to see if Reid Flemming was covered yet

Wow, Milk & Cheese, Red Meat, and the Dead Milkmen all in one thread? 100% pure awesome.

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits (pops, nsfw)

Jolly Rancher: And isn't glass harder to recycle than the plastic jugs most milk comes in from the grocery thus kind of nullifying any environmental or all-natural hippy-perceived benefit?

Seriously? Are you joking? The milkman delivers fresh milk in bottles and takes away the old bottles to be cleaned and refilled. Some major cities have organic milk companies that do the same thing, but you just pay a $1-$2 bottle deposit at the grocery store and get it back when you return it.

Teknowaffle: man, Red Meat is blocked at my work or else my cube would be filled with printouts.

Gee Mister, if only we could afford the technology to print things at our own homes. Won't technology be swell one day.

Asa Phelps: In many parts of the country, the milk man never went away.

He likes to be called "Dad" and not just "the milk man".

So uh, how come they call you Milkman? (new window)

There is one cuss-word at the end of the clip I posted above...

Really, only one Richard D James fan?
Y'all are slipping.

John Buck 41: Link (new window)

Damn you for posting the link I was gonna post! :D

Great song.