If it's a misdemeanor it will be wiped from her record in no time

Really hitting the skids there eh..

lets see how many poo puns we can get.

her life is now in the shiatter
what a shiatty storyshiatty employee
shat on the company she worked for.....

teehee...shat.. i love that word.

At least she'll get 3 squares...

deamonbutterfly: lets see how many poo puns we can get.

her life is now in the shiatter
what a shiatty storyshiatty employee
shat on the company she worked for.....

teehee...shat.. i love that word.

what a load of shiat

What an anus crime...


/I'm so sorry

This is why everyone should learn the concept of "Brown Pay." Basically "Brown Pay" is the time you get paid for taking a dump at work. If used properly you can accumulate quite a bit of income. Let me explain.

Let's just say you make $20/hr. If you take a 20 minute dump everyday, you will make $33.33/week on the can. Put that money aside, you earned it. Now lets say you do this for an entire year, You should now have $1733.33. So you are planning retirement and one of your goals is to get yourself a nice doo-doo brown BMW to celebrate your accomplishment. Over 20 years you should have $34,666.66. If you properly invested any of this money, you can now buy your dream car that you earned by taking a nice shiat everyday.

Depending on how much toilet paper you use, this is also a variable. If you decide to take a poop before you go to work, you are not only sacrificing your "Brown Pay" but also paying for a commodity that you can get for free once you get in. The only downfall to this at all is that you may or may not get the Charmin softness at work.

I need to know if it was 2-ply before I decide if it was worth it.

Charmin Ultra Strong, people. That stuff is the ...uh...it's really good...

Dahnch: what a load of shiat

Touché.. or should i say.. tush-ay?

/terrible. yes. i know.

Amigajoe: Charmin Ultra Strong, people. That stuff is the ...uh...it's really good...



Better with butter.

The Angry Hand of God: This is why everyone should learn the concept of "Brown Pay." Basically "Brown Pay" is the time you get paid for taking a dump at work. If used properly you can accumulate quite a bit of income. Let me explain.

Let's just say you make $20/hr. If you take a 20 minute dump everyday, you will make $33.33/week on the can. Put that money aside, you earned it. Now lets say you do this for an entire year, You should now have $1733.33. So you are planning retirement and one of your goals is to get yourself a nice doo-doo brown BMW to celebrate your accomplishment. Over 20 years you should have $34,666.66. If you properly invested any of this money, you can now buy your dream car that you earned by taking a nice shiat everyday.

Depending on how much toilet paper you use, this is also a variable. If you decide to take a poop before you go to work, you are not only sacrificing your "Brown Pay" but also paying for a commodity that you can get for free once you get in. The only downfall to this at all is that you may or may not get the Charmin softness at work.


That reads like a story off poopreport.com

Person of interest

Woman accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper from her employer; she tried to talk her way out of it with security, but the judge knew she was full of shiat.

Her chances of getting off Scott free are slim

What an asswipe

That's how she rolls.

playdate: How to poop at work

Awesome!!

HowAboutNo: The Angry Hand of God: This is why everyone should learn the concept of "Brown Pay." Basically "Brown Pay" is the time you get paid for taking a dump at work. If used properly you can accumulate quite a bit of income. Let me explain.

Let's just say you make $20/hr. If you take a 20 minute dump everyday, you will make $33.33/week on the can. Put that money aside, you earned it. Now lets say you do this for an entire year, You should now have $1733.33. So you are planning retirement and one of your goals is to get yourself a nice doo-doo brown BMW to celebrate your accomplishment. Over 20 years you should have $34,666.66. If you properly invested any of this money, you can now buy your dream car that you earned by taking a nice shiat everyday.

Depending on how much toilet paper you use, this is also a variable. If you decide to take a poop before you go to work, you are not only sacrificing your "Brown Pay" but also paying for a commodity that you can get for free once you get in. The only downfall to this at all is that you may or may not get the Charmin softness at work.


That reads like a story off poopreport.com

I plan on starting my foray into brown pay first thing monday.

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Maybe she has a shiatty job.

500 rolls over several months?
She should have quilt while she was ahead.

Nick Nostril: Maybe she has a shiatty job.

Funny, no mention of her job but I guess she was a housekeeper.

I once worked in a large hospital in various positions before I started wrenching and lots of the people in certain jobs had no shame as to what they would pilfer.usually the housekeepers stole the most. Anything they could get their hands on regardless of what it cost. I say a biatch stealing rock salt from a drum in a coffee can. I can find a 25 pound bag for 3 bucks.

Toilet paper was pretty popular as was the brown hand soap. The pink soap was too slimy, nobody stole that.

/good times