I was told there'd be no math

/someone had to say it

Soumac: [posterous.com image 640x316]

So he wrote a check for .002 dollars? One fifth of a cent?

/shenanigans!

So what you are saying is that this commutator is an element of the prison population?

I just realized I learned all this crap before it was common for one to have to type mathematical notation, and haven't had much use for it since. Bless Unicode for at least giving us the "member of" operator, but I'm missing bits of the rest of it.

Can somebody point me to a guide to typing math, so the notation doesn't get me down so much?

Future submissions should be written neatly with a No. 2 pencil.

WTF Subby. It's Friday night, and you pull out the math? You're an ass.

mainstreet62: Subby, you fail.

1. She is 17, so it's less than or equal to 17.
2. You didn't define C.

Otherwise, the rest of your math is fine.

-C probably means he wasn't wearing a condom.

I lol'd, I cried, I married your sister.

/+1 headline

So the teacher was sentenced for unlawful carnal knowledge.

I figured it out to threeve.

/wagered $Texas

Good4u: I lol'd, I cried, I married your sister.

Joke's on you, she used to be my brother and the night farts after sloppy joes are hellish.

skinink Quote 2010-03-12 09:50:33 PM
So the teacher was sentenced for unlawful carnal knowledge.

She was sentenced for listening to a crappy Van Halen cd?

RockIsDead: 17?

WTF?

That's legal most everywhere.

The teacher-student thing should justify firing alone, but jail?

Misandrist society!

He abused his position. Teachers, coaches, scout leaders, (fast food managers?) and others with authority over minors are going to pay a much higher price. I noticed they got him for endangering the welfare of a child and corruption of a minor. Doesn't sound like he'll have to register as a sex offender.

Me submitted this with headline "Math Man Sex Kid Who 17+0."

Hawkins will have to pay $540 a month for ongoing counseling for the extent of the victim's undergraduate education.

That seems like a rather arbitrary time to end your counseling.

/free college FTW?

She's Only 17?



Approves

So. Fat, unpopular man farks fat unpopular teen.

Not a 'child'. A teenager that knows that art of manipulation.

Fat unpopular teen sees seeing farking fat unpopular dude as a way to be popular.

Well, for the 45 seconds it takes me to forget about this 'story' and move on.

If your daughter was not a slut, she'd not be getting farked. NOT talking about 'rape'. This guy could not rape a grape. That is a complement.

This biatch used him as an avenue to gain status. She learned it from Oprah.

I am NOT condoning boning kids. So, don't even go there. However, look at him, and imagine the 'girl' he could get.

President Clinton could not get anything better than Monica.

My point, has been made.

Get it? RDRR!

TedNigma: President Clinton could not get anything better than Monica.

Here's where I gotta call shenanigans.

Bill was slumming with Monica in the same way Tiger was with that Perkins waitress.

The pussy those guys land that you don't see would blow your mind.

+ -e^iπ

/Well I would have given it that vote if I was a TotalFarker.

trancemission: TedNigma: President Clinton could not get anything better than Monica.

Here's where I gotta call shenanigans.

The pussy those guys land that you don't see would blow your mind.

Point taken. If I were a woman, I'd have a much bigger bank account also.

sssshhhhh It's the new career.

How outraged am I supposed to be?

Ceiling cat is watching you integrate.

Jail? She must have been smoking hot.

You dont go to jail for farking ugly kids.

Ponzholio: My math may be fuzzy but the answer I got was- The War of 1812...

Things were very historical.

trancemission: Bill was slumming with Monica

Perhaps, but it was still an upgrade over Hilary.

A video from the hard rock band, Winger from the Nineteen Hundred and Eighties might better explain the significance of copulating with a female who happens to be 17.

Dialectic: A video from the hard rock from the Nineteen Hundred and Eighties might better explain the significance of copulating with a female who happens to be 17.


I just threw up in my mouth a little trying to say that out loud.
"H-H-Hard Ro *gack*..."

Ooh! Sorry. Bad code! Bad code!

Nice headline.. I LOL'd

How old was the teacher?

Would it have been so hard to have used "

I scrolled all the way down to pfk505 without seeing an honest-to-god mathematician offer a wall of text categorically proving or disproving the headline's accuracy?

I mean, C equals some silly constant doubtless canceled out by the elegant symmetry of the other half of the equation. (Every math-poet highschooler knows that.)

... but what the fark's a curvy E?

TheTrendyCynic: I scrolled all the way down to pfk505 without seeing an honest-to-god mathematician offer a wall of text categorically proving or disproving the headline's accuracy?

I mean, C equals some silly constant doubtless canceled out by the elegant symmetry of the other half of the equation. (Every math-poet highschooler knows that.)

... but what the fark's a curvy E?

c is always (usually) defined as the speed of light in a vacuum
google c and you get

the speed of light = 299 792 458 m / s

assuming he's talking log to the base 10 and not base e, the part before the comma gives us

(-299792485+pi^2+pi*ln(9/4)/ln(10))
-299792474.0239815872892306972137

and the part after the comma gives us
(-2+2*e+8*e^2)/e
-0.73575888234288464319104754032292

the "curvy e" is this:
a ∈ S means a is an element of the set S;[4] a ∉ S means a is not an element of S.[4]

So to answer your question, I have no farking idea.

∀ x ∈ [0, 17)

come on, was that so hard?