I know what I'm doing next time I'm up in Atlanta.

/surprised Atlanta was the only GA city up there.

crazy because cincinnati's known for it's chili, chili that has chocolate in it

Deskmoogle: /surprised Atlanta was the only GA city up there.

Atlanta is the only GA city that is in the 57 largest metropolitan areas.

Would claim the prize, but that might alert the phone cops.

I don't know about crazy, but it is a backwards hell hole.

/left 10 years ago and never looked back.

Not crazy, just drunk

hobnail: I don't know about crazy, but it is a backwards hell hole.

/left 10 years ago and never looked back.

According to Mark Twain, Cincinnati is 10 years behind the rest of the world, so we haven't noticed that you've left yet.

Robert Mapplethorpe is getting a kick of these replies.

Backwards hell hole is right. Left three years ago and never looked back.
Place sucks donkey dicks

MaxxLarge: Nice to see my old stomping grounds Milwaukee come in at number 4, but I'm sure the "drinking" portion of the judging boosted their overall total.

I do, however, take issue with their assertion that the Big Mac guy from "Super Size Me" counts as a "colorful local character." Ask anyone in Brewtown who they'd nominate for that position (like the alternative weekly paper does every year in their readers' poll), and he wouldn't even come up.

The "Pepperoni-Cannoli Guy," on the other hand...

Frank, yes... but how about:

Cincinnati, where you can ask a waitress at a restaurant for a three-way and get exactly that.

/Relax, it's Skyline time.

"Step right up and claim your prize Cincinnati. You are the craziest city in America"

Cincinnati's a prize?

As a Cincinnatian, I have to ask--Can we have our own tag yet, please?

/Only half crazy

Did a lot of truck driving in Ohio,the armpit of the nation. All of it's big cities eat dicks.

Austin ranks 3rd in eccentricity behind New Orleans(1) and San Francisco (2).

Looks like we might have to switch from "Keep Austin Weird" to "Make Austin Weirder"

Skyline Chili. Hudepohl Beer. Bowling...meh.

WAIT!! SUCKERPUNCH SALLY'S CUSTOM MOTORCYCLES!
/WIN!!

schattenteufel: I lived in Cincinnati for two years. I can concur; that place is freakin' nuts. Ultra-conservatives railing up against a pretty large gay/lesbian population, race riots, picketing anybody over anything, and homeless people from hell.

/worst 2 years of my life

You spent 2 years at a Jimmy Buffet concert? Who exactly is the crazy one here???

Hey, we finally won something. It must be time for a drunken riot!

/woooooooooooo drunken riot woo

Congratulations Cinci Farkers! Heres your prize...

Link (new window)

dogslobber buttlube: Backwards hell hole is right. Left three years ago and never looked back.
Place sucks donkey dicks

So does your mom, but we don't hold that against her.

I am outraged, OUTRAGED that Pittsburgh comes in at only #18. To hear ESPN tell it, we're all a bunch of fries-on-the-sandwich-eating, Terrible-Towel-waving, binge-drinking lunatics.

We only wave the towels on game day.

And San Diego's only #22? Either it really toned down after I left, or the writer is from there. That place was always goofy.

/ grew up in SD, live in Pgh
// Yes, that is possible
/// "FRIES - ON THE SANDWICH! WHO DOES THAT?!?"
//// I love me some Primanti's, but there's other food here

2 words... Les Nesman

Cincinnati chili is for weenies.

#32, Nashville

Psychiatrists per capita: 23
Stress: 16
Eccentricity: 19
Drinking: 57

Crazy Law: It is illegal to roller-skate and listen to a CD at the same time

I'm going to get some skates after work and head down to the Bridgestone Arena for some SEC hoops.

BarryToink: MaxxLarge: Nice to see my old stomping grounds Milwaukee come in at number 4, but I'm sure the "drinking" portion of the judging boosted their overall total.

I do, however, take issue with their assertion that the Big Mac guy from "Super Size Me" counts as a "colorful local character." Ask anyone in Brewtown who they'd nominate for that position (like the alternative weekly paper does every year in their readers' poll), and he wouldn't even come up.

The "Pepperoni-Cannoli Guy," on the other hand...

Frank, yes... but how about:

FREEWAY!!

That's only because there's nothing to farking do here.

if it weren't for the fact that Cincy is mostly equidistant to Atlanta, St. Louis, Cleveland, Chicago, and other theatre cities, I'd have left years ago.

Also, schattenteufel's assessment is dead-on. Fark the ultra-conservatives. Fark 'em in the ear.

charlotte only the 55th craziest? that seems right i guess. I bet the city is high in "retard" though. too much redneckery.

As a Cinci Farker, I have to say, Buh-wha?

Dog Welder: dogslobber buttlube: Backwards hell hole is right. Left three years ago and never looked back.
Place sucks donkey dicks

So does your mom, but we don't hold that against her.

i for one am glad that all you people left Cincinnati, more drinks for me...

/heavy drinker (beer festival this weekend too)

BOOOOGARRRRRR!

Most of Cincinnati is just fine. It's the freaking west side that's gotta be skewing these results.

/redraw the borders, make them part of Indiana

doctorguilty:
I am outraged, OUTRAGED that Pittsburgh comes in at only #18. To hear ESPN Anyone who's been to Pittsburg tell it, we're all a bunch of fries-on-the-sandwich-eating, Terrible-Towel-waving, binge-drinking lunatics.

fixed for accuracy.

Dog Welder: dogslobber buttlube: Backwards hell hole is right. Left three years ago and never looked back.
Place sucks donkey dicks

So does your mom, but we don't hold that against her.

I'm afraid to ask, what do you hold against her?

quisph: Most of Cincinnati is just fine. It's the freaking west side that's gotta be skewing these results.

/redraw the borders, make them part of Indiana

you mean the part that actually has local flavor and doesn't feel like it could be any generic affluent suburb in the entire midwest?

well. in all honesty, the craziest person i know does in fact reside in Cinci.

I am outraged, OUTRAGED that Pittsburgh comes in at only #18. To hear ESPN Anyone who's been to Pittsburgh tell it, we're all a bunch of fries-on-the-sandwich-eating, Terrible-Towel-waving, binge-drinking lunatics.

fixed for accuracy.

Then spell it right.

How do we know Chad Ochocinco didn't skew the results?

FightDirector: That's only because there's nothing to farking do here.


As someone who has lived here for 16 years now, and regretted a lot of it (Was dragged here by my family when I was 9...)

He's right. There is *NOTHING* to do here.

#57, Salt Lake City

Crazy Law: If you persist in walking on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway, you are committing a felony.

WTF? They have sidewalks on highways?