This thread is useful without pics.

Vs. a A 6'3", 247 pound, 47-year-old STRAIGHT bear redhead Las Vegas escort.


"Bear" and gay are pretty much synonymous, as is "twink" and gay.

And this is why noone respects Salon's attempt at political articles

what happened in vegas should have stayed in vegas.

hurrhurrhurr.

You had me at hell no.

Three paragraphs about the naming conventions of "Bears"...

ugh.

All of the above?

Headline would have been better without the extra description.

Ewww, no thank you. I will not be reading that.

Oh subby is there any other kind?

/if there is, where?...admittedly the hairy legs have been a turn off for me as of late.

countdown until story is revealed as fake in 3...2...1...

Apparently bear means something different here in radiohouse.
Came for the pictures of a comically dressed Winnie the Pooh. Left feeling ... uneasy.

Prototype909: Headline would have been better without the extra description.

This, the hundreds of outraged comments by people that clicked the link thinking otherwise would have been fun on a Friday.

/I'd have been one of the outraged

radioman_: Apparently bear means something different here in radiohouse.
Came for the pictures of a comically dressed Winnie the Pooh. Left feeling ... uneasy.

Ahh... Schadenfreude.

Prototype909: Headline would have been better without the extra description.

THIS (refers affirmatively to above post)

He is on a first name basis with a number of Republican Congressmen and heads of conservative religious organizations.

Dennis: Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way we're totally cool with that. To each his own.
Frank: Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?
Dennis: A twink is small and slender, like Mac.
Mac: Oh no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear.
Dennis: Ohh don't think so bro. Not hairy enough.
Frank: Smooth. I would be a bear.
Dennis: No no, see I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact I don't know what you would be because you're definitely not a twink.
Frank: I'd be a top, that's for sure.
Mac: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?
Dennis: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, but I think more often than not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.
Frank: What's a power bottom?
Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Dennis: Actually Mac, you got it backwards. See a power bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work.
Frank: Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?
Mac: Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.
Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it. You see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right buddy?

Should have been left at:
Confessions of a redhead Las Vegas escort.
The extra info.... Not needed

Thank you so much Impasse. My mind was going to all kinds of places with what this guy may look like. Thanks for the mind bleach.

FarkinHostile: Vs. a A 6'3", 247 pound, 47-year-old STRAIGHT bear redhead Las Vegas escort.


"Bear" and gay are pretty much synonymous, as is "twink" and gay.

Strait women are starting to refer to strait big hairy guys as bears and strait skinny hairless guys as twinks. Women are stealng the bear and twink terms from the gays.

I have a gay friend who is in to fat guys - and not chubby guys, he's into morbidly obese guys. That must be one of, if not THE, easiest demographics to be into to get laid. I envy him a little sometimes...

WORST.REDHEAD.THREAD.EVER.

buzzcut73: Prototype909: Headline would have been better without the extra description.

This, the hundreds of outraged comments by people that clicked the link thinking otherwise would have been fun on a Friday.

/I'd have been one of the outraged

Definitely one of the entertained.

/Mmmmm, fur

6'3", 247 pound bear is redundant

mongbiohazard: I have a gay friend who is in to fat guys - and not chubby guys, he's into morbidly obese guys. That must be one of, if not THE, easiest demographics to be into to get laid. I envy him a little sometimes...

I'm both happy and sad for him.

His yellow pages ad reads: Stud Services by Whinny, the poo packer

Bear thread!



/meh I don't get it
//paging BearToy

This is my favorite trolling on fark ever. Thank you subby.

this would make a great sociological study. the ins and outs of male prostitution in Vegas.

/i for one, would never go native on this one.

pic at the top of Fark when I logged on. MmMmMm redheads.

Woof. Sounds like a guy who has his shiat together in a lot of ways that a lot of people don't. Pixplz.

I am Bear, Hear me Grrrr
Cause I'm covered in manly fur
And I've got way too much back hair to pretend
I'm a slut but not a whore
Yea I've made a few cub butts sore
And hopefully I'll make them sore again

Oh, yes I am Woof
But it's woofdom born of pain
Yes I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can eat anything

I am strong
I am Woof-tacular
I am Bear!

Allow me to let you in on one of the dirty little secrets of human sexuality: Hardly anyone (except for the very stupid and very lazy) has ever accepted the ideals of beauty and/or desirability as set forth by their respective cultures' Fashionable Intelligence. And for every type of attraction, there is a market to be tapped.

Really? You figured this out all by yourself?

Shakespeare's Monkey: Twenty seven posts and nobody comments on his name, Rusty McMann?

/Hardin Long

Too easy. Though, not as easy as if his name had been something like Barry Wood, for example.

Erk.

Cythraul: Psumek: Bear thread!



/meh I don't get it
//paging BearToy

You don't get it? They look more like 'real men' than the stereotypical hairless, 160 lb. 20-something-year-old fashion-plates that most people think of when they think of gay men.

That's the attraction. That they 'look' masculine. Granted, once they open their mouths and a purse falls out, then the illusion is ruined.

:)

I dunno about the guy on the right and "masculine." I'll give you the other two. He looks like an IT nerd in leather.

/it's the hat
//a farking leather baseball cap

AlwaysRightBoy: Uggggga.........how much??

That picture is all kinds of awesome. The soulful stare, the fabulous hat, the framing. Par excellence!

Man, prison is going to be rough on his cellmate...

Aidan: mongbiohazard: I have a gay friend who is in to fat guys - and not chubby guys, he's into morbidly obese guys. That must be one of, if not THE, easiest demographics to be into to get laid. I envy him a little sometimes...

I'm both happy and sad for him.


Sad? Why sad? He's faaaabulous and he probably gets to turn down more strange in a week than most people get to nail in their whole lives. To the particular guys he's attracted to he's like George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Liberace all rolled into one package. He's probably the last person I know that I'd think to be sad for.