Ironically, it goes down pretty quickly

Followers said they got violently ill, losing weight and developing strange lumps in their stomachs.

eewwww

Came here for Slurm, left happy! Thanks UberDave :)

The snail in question:

I_Am_Weasel: The snail grows up to 10 inches long, can reproduce on its own and even can even eat plaster.

It even can even produce completely idiotic and irrelevant facts.

How is this irrelevant? How else do you clean up plaster?

Is that a euphemism for cunnilingus?

Meh. 'Snot a problem.

This is the headline that goes green? WTF.

Mine wasn't great, but it was better than this.

/What kind of a guru are you anyway?

Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?

If you don't drink you're snail mucus,
you can't have any toad slime.

That is right up there with drinking a nice tall glass of dog slobber.

I'd imagine it'd go down in one long swallow, in one long unbreakable slurp. You'd feel it sliding down your throat, all the way down.

The majority of religious rituals and gurus are bullshiat.
If they try to get him for not having a permit for the snails, he will either pull the race card or claim persecution of religious beliefs, and it will work. That is the American way.

Probably need one of those big straws, to get all the clumps.

ejwsod36: The snail in question:

Meow

All praise to Yogi Spongebob.

Sears guru?

Submitted this days ago. It's a conspiracy.

The price they pay for drinking snail trails.

/doesn't care.
//really

You gotta be stupid to drink that.

There's stupid, then there's religion.

Great, this brought back a memory of a former roommate mentioning "snail trails" and now I'm grossed out again.

Devil's Playground: Approves:


Obscure?

I met him in New Orleans several years ago. Sexy man. Brilliant writer.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: That is right up there with drinking a nice tall glass of dog slobber.

I'd imagine it'd go down in one long swallow, in one long unbreakable slurp. You'd feel it sliding down your throat, all the way down.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

You'd have to be crazy to drink a glass of snail mucus. It's so much more efficient just to lick it right off the snail.

Is that what you kids call it nowadays? Snail mucus?

Devil's Playground: AbbeySomeone: Devil's Playground: Approves:


Obscure?

I met him in New Orleans several years ago. Sexy man. Brilliant writer.

Did you eat asparagus with him? Or, heaven forbid, go and visit The Chink? I'd love to meet him. It's not because I find him sexy ( or is it?), but I do think he is an excellent writer.

No. I was hungover and mumbled something stupid and he kissed my hand. I did think it was odd that I ran into him there but have never seen him in Seattle or even in Skagit Valley.
I've read all of his books at least once.

SO???

Milk comes from a cow's behind!
Honey comes from a bee's behind!
...and do you ever use toothpaste?

Whose behind does that come from?!

Trust me, kid- you don't wanna know!

Oznog: SO???

Milk comes from a cow's behind!
Honey comes from a bee's behind!
...and do you ever use toothpaste?

Whose behind does that come from?!

Trust me, kid- you don't wanna know!

The Tooth Fairy?

Oznog: SO???

Milk comes from a cow's behind!
Honey comes from a bee's behind!
...and do you ever use toothpaste?

Whose behind does that come from?!

Trust me, kid- you don't wanna know!

Milk comes from a cow's udder.
Bees regurgitate honey, they don't excrete it.
Toothpaste comes from a tube.

Inflatable Rhetoric: Oznog: SO???

Milk comes from a cow's behind!
Honey comes from a bee's behind!
...and do you ever use toothpaste?

Whose behind does that come from?!

Trust me, kid- you don't wanna know!

Milk comes from a cow's udder.
Bees regurgitate honey, they don't excrete it.
Toothpaste comes from a tube.

You must be new here.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a guru.

/so not obscure

MemeSlave: Inflatable Rhetoric: Oznog: SO???

Milk comes from a cow's behind!
Honey comes from a bee's behind!
...and do you ever use toothpaste?

Whose behind does that come from?!

Trust me, kid- you don't wanna know!

Milk comes from a cow's udder.
Bees regurgitate honey, they don't excrete it.
Toothpaste comes from a tube.

You must be new here.

If I must.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: That is right up there with drinking a nice tall glass of dog slobber.
I'd imagine it'd go down in one long swallow, in one long unbreakable slurp. You'd feel it sliding down your throat, all the way down.

A man is drinking in a bar. A bunch of drunk guys start making increasingly gross bets, and finally one says to him, "I bet you won't drink the contents of that spittoon over there."

The guy says, Ok, I will. He picks up the spittoon and starts chugging it. The drunks are a little disgusted, then nauseous, then they start telling him it's fine, he can stop--he wins the bet. But he just keeps drinking until the spittoon is empty.

When he puts the spittoon down, the drunks ask him why he kept drinking when they told him that he could stop. He says, "I would have stopped sooner, but it was all in one strand."

/Can't even write that without my stomach churning.

Sexy Sadie made a fool of everyone.

This guy is my guru. I mean, look at that cat. And he doesn't make us drink slime, either.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: That is right up there with drinking a nice tall glass of dog slobber.

I'd imagine it'd go down in one long swallow, in one long unbreakable slurp. You'd feel it sliding down your throat, all the way down.

thank you for making me throw up a little in my mouth.... please add a great note of sarcasm to this statement. excuse me, this one isn't gonna stay down...

cryinoutloud: Veteran of the Cola Wars: That is right up there with drinking a nice tall glass of dog slobber.
I'd imagine it'd go down in one long swallow, in one long unbreakable slurp. You'd feel it sliding down your throat, all the way down.

A man is drinking in a bar. A bunch of drunk guys start making increasingly gross bets, and finally one says to him, "I bet you won't drink the contents of that spittoon over there."

The guy says, Ok, I will. He picks up the spittoon and starts chugging it. The drunks are a little disgusted, then nauseous, then they start telling him it's fine, he can stop--he wins the bet. But he just keeps drinking until the spittoon is empty.

When he puts the spittoon down, the drunks ask him why he kept drinking when they told him that he could stop. He says, "I would have stopped sooner, but it was all in one strand."

/Can't even write that without my stomach churning.

oh.dear.god..... dont ever do that again. EVAR.

there was a couple on 1000 ways to die that died from eating snail -- led to brain parasites.