That's just wrong. Yet, at the same time, who hasn't wanted punch someone in the head in Wal-Mart?

What no hero tag?

"He was surprised (Wednesday) night that he had caused injury to the child," Hurst said.

This just in: jamming a key violently into the back of a child's head might actually hurt them. Who knew?

Fitting punishment. Tie him to the ground then let 20 kids with keys come in the room and jab him with keys repeatedly.

Dad,
I know it's been hard for you without having your own two sons to beat up. It's kind of hard to beat up grown men at your age. Glad to see you were able to get a kick out of still punching kids.
Do you still get an erection when you punch those kids, like you did when you beat up my brother and me?
Too bad this is a no-no in the modern age. Now I know why you pined away for the "good ol' days" of when beating your wife and children, and other people's children, were perfectly reasonable, and in some cases expected of a parent or other authority figure.

Isn't that the REAL definition of a "fair fight" -- a sneak attack on someone you can easily defeat?

My last bout with the blind two-year-old spina bifida patient was awesome! "Leave that respiration plugged in! I want a challenge!"

I think they should cover his cell's floor with vegetable oil and videotape him trying to stand.

/... at 1:34 he breaks his hip.

If it were any other store, this would be an outrage, but for Walmart... well, if you go to Walmart, you deserve a punch in the face.

Now THAT is my idea of the perfect Wal-Mart greeter.

well let's be honest. Isn't that why we punch retirees?

If he had done this to my kid, you'd all be reading his obituary. Or at least my arrest report. And yes, it would make FARK, because how would the admins pass on a story about an old man having a set of keys shoved up his ass on the aisle of a Wal*Mart?

skammie: Dad,
I know it's been hard for you without having your own two sons to beat up. It's kind of hard to beat up grown men at your age. Glad to see you were able to get a kick out of still punching kids.
Do you still get an erection when you punch those kids, like you did when you beat up my brother and me?
Too bad this is a no-no in the modern age. Now I know why you pined away for the "good ol' days" of when beating your wife and children, and other people's children, were perfectly reasonable, and in some cases expected of a parent or other authority figure.

Going to Fark is better than going to my AA meetings.

Hollywood Cole: Wow what an asshole. With keys tucked between his fingers? Who does he think he is Wolverine? I mean, I could sympathize if the kids were being unruly brats, yeah, maybe THUMP them in the back of the head, but keys? ouch.

A chick punched me in the face with her keys in her hand at a concert once.

/once

That shiat hurt!

sonofslacker: Doing it wrong?

No, she did it right. I did not call her a fat biatch anymore.

Welcome to Walmart, get your shiat and get out!

shucherfase: Nabb1: If he had done this to my kid, you'd all be reading his obituary. Or at least my arrest report. And yes, it would make FARK, because how would the admins pass on a story about an old man having a set of keys shoved up his ass on the aisle of a Wal*Mart?

I can see being angry, but why the homoerotic twist?

Hmm... He has his issues. I have mine.

nopokerface: A chick punched me in the face with her keys in her hand at a concert once.

By concert do you mean the parking lot after a Jethro Tull show?

PseudoNic: nopokerface: A chick punched me in the face with her keys in her hand at a concert once.

By concert do you mean the parking lot after a Jethro Tull show?

You'll mock me if I say what kind of show it was....

_{KISS tribute band...shhhhhh!}

Everyone that shops at walmart should get punched.

He deserves a very inexpensive steak knife in the neck.

This is why we have violent video games. The next best thing to punching random strangers in public is popping in GTA and driving a stolen car up the sidewalk.