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(Some Guy) Interesting Dutch nurses' union demands the right to refuse to have sex with patients who request it. In other news, "Hellooooooo verpleegster"   (dailycontributor.com) divider line 120
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2010-03-12 09:06:23 AM
img691.imageshack.us
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 09:32:52 AM
Ya' see, this is what you get with socialized medicine. They always cut back on vital services.

/giggity
 
2010-03-12 09:38:06 AM
I, uh, wouldn't think you'd need to request that right. Isn't it fairly standard for the less-than-all-there patients to hit on the staff and for the staff to brush it off? My mom works part-time in a nursing home and apparently all the men there think they're Don Juan... even those who can't remember why being Don Juan would be a good thing.

/I do not want to work in a nursing home
 
2010-03-12 09:46:38 AM
You all thought you were watching porn, but it turns out it was a documentary
 
2010-03-12 09:49:03 AM
So, do the Dutch call it the "Dutch Rudder", or is it just the Rudder with them?
 
2010-03-12 09:55:56 AM
Helen_Arigby: Isn't it fairly standard for the less-than-all-there patients to hit on the staff and for the staff to brush it

FTA:
It all started when a 24 year old nurse refused to give sexual gratification to a 42 year old disabled man who demanded it as part of her home health care services. The nurse filed her complaint last week. The nurse reported that she saw other nurses having sexual activities with the man. When she refused, he asked that she be dismissed on the grounds of being not fit to provide care.

Chatting up a nurse or slapping the occasional behind is a little different than asking for a rub and a tug, then demanding anyone who refuses be fired.
 
2010-03-12 10:01:04 AM
Can we expect this type of thing under Obama care?
 
2010-03-12 10:02:20 AM
I might have to rethink my position on universal health care if that is one of the benefits,lol.
 
2010-03-12 10:03:00 AM
+1 for the Dutch vaudeville.
 
2010-03-12 10:03:03 AM
I blame Jenny Fields.
 
2010-03-12 10:03:09 AM
I want that healthcare. Yea that one right there, with the blowjobs.
 
2010-03-12 10:04:05 AM
ham006: I might have to rethink my position on universal health care if that is one of the benefits,lol.

agreed
 
2010-03-12 10:04:12 AM
Helen_Arigby: I, uh, wouldn't think you'd need to request that right. Isn't it fairly standard for the less-than-all-there patients to hit on the staff and for the staff to brush it off? My mom works part-time in a nursing home and apparently all the men there think they're Don Juan... even those who can't remember why being Don Juan would be a good thing.

/I do not want to work in a nursing home


Just because your mom tells you she brushes it off, doesn't mean she's not taking three 80-year old schlongs at the same time...

/you're welcome for that image
 
2010-03-12 10:04:26 AM
What a resisting Dutch nurse might look like:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-03-12 10:05:00 AM
Farkers, I haven't any idea what a Dutch nurse may look like. Would anyone care to post photos?
 
2010-03-12 10:07:14 AM
Pocket Ninja: I blame Jenny Fields.

She was a sexual suspect .
 
2010-03-12 10:10:36 AM
www.mos95b.com
 
2010-03-12 10:11:47 AM
Al die jaren in Nederland en niet eens een keer naar een ziekenhuis >.
All those years in Holland and not once did I go to a Hospital >.
 
2010-03-12 10:14:12 AM
Pocket Ninja: I blame Jenny Fields.

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2010-03-12 10:14:56 AM
yesnursenonurse.com
 
2010-03-12 10:15:31 AM
Just for the shear comedy of it I hope the first picture I see of the patient mention in the article shows him in a wheelchair with two prosthetic claws for hands.
 
2010-03-12 10:16:35 AM
Your Nurse under Onamacare.

ils.unc.edu

Sorry to burst your bubbles, but we're talking about the government here, and we all know how bad they can fark up a wet dream.
 
2010-03-12 10:17:57 AM
FTA:
It all started when a 24 year old nurse refused to give sexual gratification to a 42 year old disabled man who demanded it as part of her home health care services.


Hermaphrodite
 
2010-03-12 10:19:02 AM
Brick-House: Your Nurse under Onamacare.



Sorry to burst your bubbles, but we're talking about the government here, and we all know how bad they can fark up a wet dream.


Onamacare. Doot doo de doo doo. Doot do de doo. Doot do de doo doo de doot doot doot doot.

Onamacare.
 
2010-03-12 10:19:44 AM
isamudyson: Just for the shearshere comedy of it I hope the first picture I see of the patient mention in the article shows him in a wheelchair with two prosthetic claws for hands.

At least learn to use the right words.

duh.
 
2010-03-12 10:19:49 AM
WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!
This has sealed the deal for me going there for my stag weekend.....
 
2010-03-12 10:19:56 AM
Brick-House: Your Nurse under Onamacare.

So, the same nurses we have now?
 
Biv
2010-03-12 10:20:10 AM
What a stick in the mud.
 
2010-03-12 10:23:43 AM
Brick-House: Your Nurse under Onamacare.


I believe it's pronounced (especially for that pic)
OMNOMNOMacare
 
2010-03-12 10:24:44 AM
Brick-House: Your Nurse under Onamacare.



Sorry to burst your bubbles, but we're talking about the government here, and we all know how bad they can fark up a wet dream.


I've worked in hospitals for uh, 3, 4, 5 administrations. That may be a step up.
 
2010-03-12 10:24:47 AM
Damn Unions!
 
2010-03-12 10:25:10 AM
Onamacare?! More like Om nom nom care! Amirite?
 
2010-03-12 10:28:26 AM
I am pro nurse sexing.
 
2010-03-12 10:29:52 AM
Sooo..apparently a lot of nurses DO do this??
 
2010-03-12 10:29:53 AM
yert: FTA:
It all started when a 24 year old nurse refused to give sexual gratification to a 42 year old disabled man who demanded it as part of her home health care services.

Hermaphrodite


"Her" as in "the home health care services provided by the nurse"
 
2010-03-12 10:30:19 AM
Brick-House: Your Nurse under Onamacare.


You are such a douche

here we are talking about hot nurses and you have to go politicize it was stupid rightwing crap. Get the hell outta here and lets get back to the hot nurse pics.
 
2010-03-12 10:31:47 AM
AbbeySomeone: She was a sexual suspect .

'arking 'igs.
 
2010-03-12 10:32:15 AM
Veteran of the Cola Wars
Brick-House: Onamacare.

Onamacare. Doot doo de doo doo. Doot do de doo. Doot do de doo doo de doot doot doot doot.

Onamacare.


Hilarious. I can almost see the muppets from here.

Also, "Onamacare" sounds like it was spoken by a hare-lipped dawg.

\Mark mark
 
2010-03-12 10:32:26 AM
Does this apply to Dutch wet nurses, too?
 
2010-03-12 10:36:26 AM
vinnydoz007: I want that healthcare. Yea that one right there, with the blowjobs.

Can we get comments on a tshirt?
 
2010-03-12 10:36:50 AM
Someone call the police:

img.youtube.com
 
2010-03-12 10:37:52 AM
MooseBayou: "Onamacare" sounds like it was spoken by a hare-lipped dawg.

\Mark mark



Actully, I heard it in my head as spoken by Marlee Matlin...
 
2010-03-12 10:38:06 AM
greenz: I am pro nurse sexing.

with you.

my gf is a nurse. 105lbs, 5'0, looks like a latina taylor rain.
 
2010-03-12 10:38:18 AM
What a Dutch nurse may look like:


www.nato.int
 
2010-03-12 10:40:23 AM
MooseBayou: Veteran of the Cola Wars
Brick-House: Onamacare.

Onamacare. Doot doo de doo doo. Doot do de doo. Doot do de doo doo de doot doot doot doot.

Onamacare.

Hilarious. I can almost see the muppets from here.

Also, "Onamacare" sounds like it was spoken by a hare-lipped dawg.

\Mark mark


I'm coming back some day, come what may, to Moose Bayou...

(Moose herds on the muppet show, so many great moments)

And now, you can see the muppets from here.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/Hotlinked, I hope it holds.
 
2010-03-12 10:40:38 AM
Brick-House: Your Nurse under Onamacare.



Sorry to burst your bubbles, but we're talking about the government here, and we all know how bad they can fark up a wet dream.


Thank you, you brought me back to my senses.
 
2010-03-12 10:42:40 AM
Well, regardless of country, one can expect the gov't to mess up something like this.

Perceived:
i606.photobucket.com

Actual:
i57.photobucket.com

\Do you know how many pics of Denise I had to look at to find the nurse one???
 
2010-03-12 10:44:32 AM
Selma Hayek as the Bang Bang Shoot Shoot nurse from "Across the Universe."

**Readjusts kilt and sporran** Oh my.
 
2010-03-12 10:46:40 AM
More Onamacare nursing:

www.c4slive.com


/sorry
 
2010-03-12 10:49:01 AM
Pert: Someone call the police:

Harry Enfield FTW! "Vee are not only partners, vee are married!"
 
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