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(MSNBC) Scary Blast in Lahore takes at least 39 lives, costs extra   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 45
More: Scary, Lahore, Pakistani Taliban, suicide bombers, Hakimullah Mehsud, security agency, Peshawar, bomb attacks, Mehsud  
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I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:37:28 AM
Oh. THAT kind of blast in Lahore.

Phonetics at work.
 
The Icelander
2010-03-12 08:42:34 AM
I'll give you your +1 when I see you on the plane into Hell, subby

\Aisle seat, please
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 08:46:55 AM
That will be a HOTY candidate if there's any justice in the world.
 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 09:32:29 AM
+1

If Thabeet ever travels to Lahore.. we may be able to engineer the perfect fark headline.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 09:37:38 AM
That's in poor taste. Well done.
 
some guy SC
2010-03-12 10:01:01 AM
I can't stop laughing. HOTY. Thanks, subby
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-03-12 10:06:14 AM
You heartless bastards farkers!

Good one subby
 
Byn [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 10:09:59 AM
That's cruel. And awesome.
 
This Looks Fun
2010-03-12 10:10:00 AM
At first I "Oh man, that sucks."

Then I "OH! HAHA! Awesome."
 
indinoheat
2010-03-12 10:13:54 AM
definite HOTY candidate.

+1

BTW is that guy pointing a gun at the camera in the pic?
 
number8
2010-03-12 10:14:54 AM
I may be going to hell for laughing, but this is a superior headline. Excellent job, subby.
 
jtips
2010-03-12 10:15:29 AM
'lol'
 
EighthundredmillionthFarker
2010-03-12 10:15:43 AM
The CIA has some documents on the identities of the bombers, but they're all internal.
 
Slacquer
2010-03-12 10:19:19 AM
Utterly brilliant headline.
 
Weigard
2010-03-12 10:21:53 AM
I love this long time.
 
tricycleracer
2010-03-12 10:25:23 AM
I recommend pulling out of Lahore.
 
Quantumbunny
2010-03-12 10:26:53 AM
Weigard: I love this long time.

After I got the joke, I can only read the headline in a bad Sean Connery voice...
 
Seth'n'Spectrum
2010-03-12 10:32:32 AM
Quantumbunny: After I got the joke, I can only read the headline in a bad Sean Connery voice...

I'm reading it in the Majesty advisor voice.

/obscure? Not on Fark, surely.
 
Whiskey Dickens
2010-03-12 10:49:09 AM
HOTY!
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2010-03-12 10:50:26 AM
Gorgeous headline.
 
tezdoll
2010-03-12 10:51:45 AM
I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!
 
palelizard
2010-03-12 10:58:17 AM
EighthundredmillionthFarker: The CIA has some documents on the identities of the bombers, but they're all internal.

At least they got a DNA sample.
 
nburghmatt
2010-03-12 11:07:13 AM
tezdoll: I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!

if you ain't got the money, you need to blast somewhere else.

/like on your shoes
 
japlemon
2010-03-12 11:10:42 AM
JPN 9.9
KOR 9.8
USA 9.7
FRA 9.4
GBR 9.8

Nicely done, subs
 
ShannonKW
2010-03-12 11:11:42 AM
Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore
 
tezdoll
2010-03-12 11:12:13 AM
nburghmatt: tezdoll: I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!

if you ain't got the money, you need to blast somewhere else.

/like on your shoes

....stomach...
 
one_drummer
2010-03-12 11:35:27 AM
+1... 1st snort of the day. Would read & lol again...
 
bugmn99
2010-03-12 11:39:34 AM
tricycleracer: I recommend pulling out of Lahore.

No exit strategy. So pack it in, we're in this one for the long haul.
 
nburghmatt
2010-03-12 11:41:22 AM
ShannonKW: Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore

you should be slapped for talking about your mother that way
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2010-03-12 11:44:38 AM
ShannonKW: Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore

Lemme guess, for 9 months?
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2010-03-12 11:45:34 AM
tezdoll: nburghmatt: tezdoll: I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!

if you ain't got the money, you need to blast somewhere else.

/like on your shoes

....stomach...

If we're talking hookers, aren't you supposed to blow your wad in her eye and wipe off with her hair?

Or is it wipe off on her dress?

Proper hooker etiquette- so confusing.
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2010-03-12 11:46:31 AM
whoa, beaten by a mile and a half. Curse you nburghmatt!
 
marchnrun4
2010-03-12 11:58:07 AM
godardsletterboxes.files.wordpress.com

RIP A Whore
 
GavinTheAlmighty
2010-03-12 12:07:24 PM
Oh man, I knew this thread was going to be filled with compliments about the headline. Awesome stuff.
 
nburghmatt
2010-03-12 12:13:50 PM
Karma Curmudgeon: whoa, beaten by a mile and a half. Curse you nburghmatt!

your snark was well crafted, at any rate
 
Five Tails of Fury
2010-03-12 01:11:04 PM
I am *so* glad my boss wasn't standing next to my door when this one finally sunk in. I'm sure he'd have wondered if I was having a seizure from trying not to laugh.

Subby, you are utterly evil. Great job.
 
aendeuryu
2010-03-12 01:11:17 PM
HOTY, hands down. See you in hell, subby.
 
reveal101
2010-03-12 01:14:06 PM
Ten dollars is all my momma allows me to spend!

/love the headline
 
reveal101
2010-03-12 01:14:42 PM
Karma Curmudgeon: ShannonKW: Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore

Lemme guess, for 9 months?

Ha!
 
fredbox
2010-03-12 01:56:53 PM
Never heard of this place, where is it, somewhere in the middle of GFE?
 
geekasaurus
2010-03-12 02:00:09 PM
why did i read that as lake tahoe?

/wharz my reading glasses
 
The Southern Dandy
2010-03-12 02:11:10 PM
I heard the bombers traveled around the world to get to Lahore, hiding the bomb down a dirty back road in a creampie made with half & half.
 
Toy_Cop
2010-03-12 02:59:34 PM
Hmm intersting read. I had no idea the city had been around for 2, 000 years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahore (new window)
 
mellamoalex
2010-03-12 03:24:51 PM
i cant stop laughing at the headline
 
thegod082
2010-03-12 11:55:45 PM
dahmers love zombie: That will be a HOTY candidate if there's any justice in the world.
 
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