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(MSNBC)   Blast in Lahore takes at least 39 lives, costs extra   (msnbc.msn.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Lahore, Pakistani Taliban, suicide bombers, Hakimullah Mehsud, security agency, Peshawar, bomb attacks, Mehsud  
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2010-03-12 08:37:28 AM  
Oh. THAT kind of blast in Lahore.

Phonetics at work.
 
2010-03-12 08:42:34 AM  
I'll give you your +1 when I see you on the plane into Hell, subby

\Aisle seat, please
 
2010-03-12 08:46:55 AM  
That will be a HOTY candidate if there's any justice in the world.
 
2010-03-12 09:32:29 AM  
+1

If Thabeet ever travels to Lahore.. we may be able to engineer the perfect fark headline.
 
2010-03-12 09:37:38 AM  
That's in poor taste. Well done.
 
2010-03-12 10:01:01 AM  
I can't stop laughing. HOTY. Thanks, subby
 
2010-03-12 10:06:14 AM  
You heartless bastards farkers!

Good one subby
 
Byn
2010-03-12 10:09:59 AM  
That's cruel. And awesome.
 
2010-03-12 10:10:00 AM  
At first I "Oh man, that sucks."

Then I "OH! HAHA! Awesome."
 
2010-03-12 10:13:54 AM  
definite HOTY candidate.

+1

BTW is that guy pointing a gun at the camera in the pic?
 
2010-03-12 10:14:54 AM  
I may be going to hell for laughing, but this is a superior headline. Excellent job, subby.
 
2010-03-12 10:15:29 AM  
'lol'
 
2010-03-12 10:15:43 AM  
The CIA has some documents on the identities of the bombers, but they're all internal.
 
2010-03-12 10:19:19 AM  
Utterly brilliant headline.
 
2010-03-12 10:21:53 AM  
I love this long time.
 
2010-03-12 10:25:23 AM  
I recommend pulling out of Lahore.
 
2010-03-12 10:26:53 AM  

Weigard: I love this long time.


After I got the joke, I can only read the headline in a bad Sean Connery voice...
 
2010-03-12 10:32:32 AM  

Quantumbunny: After I got the joke, I can only read the headline in a bad Sean Connery voice...


I'm reading it in the Majesty advisor voice.

/obscure? Not on Fark, surely.
 
2010-03-12 10:49:09 AM  
HOTY!
 
2010-03-12 10:50:26 AM  
Gorgeous headline.
 
2010-03-12 10:51:45 AM  
I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!
 
2010-03-12 10:58:17 AM  

EighthundredmillionthFarker: The CIA has some documents on the identities of the bombers, but they're all internal.


At least they got a DNA sample.
 
2010-03-12 11:07:13 AM  

tezdoll: I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!


if you ain't got the money, you need to blast somewhere else.

/like on your shoes
 
2010-03-12 11:10:42 AM  
JPN 9.9
KOR 9.8
USA 9.7
FRA 9.4
GBR 9.8

Nicely done, subs
 
2010-03-12 11:11:42 AM  
Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore
 
2010-03-12 11:12:13 AM  

nburghmatt: tezdoll: I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!

if you ain't got the money, you need to blast somewhere else.

/like on your shoes


....stomach...
 
2010-03-12 11:35:27 AM  
+1... 1st snort of the day. Would read & lol again...
 
2010-03-12 11:39:34 AM  

tricycleracer: I recommend pulling out of Lahore.


No exit strategy. So pack it in, we're in this one for the long haul.
 
2010-03-12 11:41:22 AM  

ShannonKW: Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore


you should be slapped for talking about your mother that way
 
2010-03-12 11:44:38 AM  

ShannonKW: Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore


Lemme guess, for 9 months?
 
2010-03-12 11:45:34 AM  

tezdoll: nburghmatt: tezdoll: I still don't get the joke...

blast in lehore (whore)? takes 39 lives (sad). Costs extra (what costs extra)?

im an idiot...

well..... RULE 34!

if you ain't got the money, you need to blast somewhere else.

/like on your shoes

....stomach...


If we're talking hookers, aren't you supposed to blow your wad in her eye and wipe off with her hair?

Or is it wipe off on her dress?

Proper hooker etiquette- so confusing.
 
2010-03-12 11:46:31 AM  
whoa, beaten by a mile and a half. Curse you nburghmatt!
 
2010-03-12 11:58:07 AM  

godardsletterboxes.files.wordpress.com

RIP A Whore

 
2010-03-12 12:07:24 PM  
Oh man, I knew this thread was going to be filled with compliments about the headline. Awesome stuff.
 
2010-03-12 12:13:50 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: whoa, beaten by a mile and a half. Curse you nburghmatt!


your snark was well crafted, at any rate
 
2010-03-12 01:11:04 PM  
I am *so* glad my boss wasn't standing next to my door when this one finally sunk in. I'm sure he'd have wondered if I was having a seizure from trying not to laugh.

Subby, you are utterly evil. Great job.
 
2010-03-12 01:11:17 PM  
HOTY, hands down. See you in hell, subby.
 
2010-03-12 01:14:06 PM  
Ten dollars is all my momma allows me to spend!

/love the headline
 
2010-03-12 01:14:42 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: ShannonKW: Yer goin' to hell, subby. I snerked.

/used to live in Lahore

Lemme guess, for 9 months?


Ha!
 
2010-03-12 01:56:53 PM  
Never heard of this place, where is it, somewhere in the middle of GFE?
 
2010-03-12 02:00:09 PM  
why did i read that as lake tahoe?

/wharz my reading glasses
 
2010-03-12 02:11:10 PM  
I heard the bombers traveled around the world to get to Lahore, hiding the bomb down a dirty back road in a creampie made with half & half.
 
2010-03-12 02:59:34 PM  
Hmm intersting read. I had no idea the city had been around for 2, 000 years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahore (new window)
 
2010-03-12 03:24:51 PM  
i cant stop laughing at the headline
 
2010-03-12 11:55:45 PM  

dahmers love zombie: That will be a HOTY candidate if there's any justice in the world.

 
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