That man should Levon Elton alone.

Piano man...he makes a stand.

♪And I think he'll be in jail a long long time♪

Threatening Elton John's life for a comment he made is WAY out of line and yep a long jail term is fit for this guy. On the other hand; although everyone has thier own right to form an opinion to say that a religions saviour is gay is just BEGGING for reprisal.

Sweet freedom whispered in Elton's ear
"You're a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye"

We've all gone crazy lately

inthemiddleofitall: On the other hand; although everyone has thier own right to form an opinion to say that a religions saviour is gay is just BEGGING for reprisal.

We mock it when the fundamentalist Muslims go batsh*t over the depictions of Mohammad. As such, it's only fair to mock it when some Christian goes batsh*t over this.

It's crazy to threaten someone's life over something like this.

rodeofrog: We've all gone crazy lately

Just trying to survive

OK seriously, what is it with religious people and the whole "CRITICS HAVE TO DIE!" thing. Radical Muslims, well, they should know that if someone mocks Mohammed, and Allah wants them to die... won't they just die, somehow? Will of God and all that? Same with Christian extremists and abortion doctors/gays/etc.

And anyway, won't they be punished in Hell, tortured by demons for eternity? That has to be worse than just being shot/blown up.

Oh right, as a species we are barely above the level of killer chimpanzees, and we LIKE to kill our own kind. The above are just excuses to do so.

Lookin' back
He'll just laugh

inthemiddleofitall

Threatening Elton John's life for a comment he made is WAY out of line and yep a long jail term is fit for this guy. On the other hand; although everyone has thier own right to form an opinion to say that a religions saviour is gay is just BEGGING for reprisal.

That sound you just heard was Dan Brown furiously scibbling down a new idea for a book.

Isn't it always the Phelps and Horsleys that take this stuff waaaaay too seriously?

Do they only fantasize about "turning the other cheek"?

NTTAWWT

inthemiddleofitall: Threatening Elton John's life for a comment he made is WAY out of line and yep a long jail term is fit for this guy. On the other hand; although everyone has thier own right to form an opinion to say that a religions saviour is gay is just BEGGING for reprisal.

Jesus was a gay pain fetishist who forgot his safe word. Oh, and he once drew a Dirty Sanchez on the face of John the beloved apostle.
Mohammed invented the Dutch Rudder.
Joseph Smith like to drop Cleveland Steamers on his multiple wives.
Buddha gave Lao Tze a Rusty Trombone.

There. Go ahead and kill me.

and it seemed to me he lived his life
pissing in the wind
never knowing to keep his mouth closed
when the piss blew in.
and he would have liked to kill you
but he was just a troll
who had an ugly website
that reflected his dark soul.

In his place I'd demand EJ to take his words back in exchange for security
_{/couse I'm a racket man}

inthemiddleofitall: Threatening Elton John's life for a comment he made is WAY out of line and yep a long jail term is fit for this guy. On the other hand; "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" is just BEGGING for reprisal.

BorgiaGinz: inthemiddleofitall: Threatening Elton John's life for a comment he made is WAY out of line and yep a long jail term is fit for this guy. On the other hand; although everyone has thier own right to form an opinion to say that a religions saviour is gay is just BEGGING for reprisal.

Jesus was a gay pain fetishist who forgot his safe word. Oh, and he once drew a Dirty Sanchez on the face of John the beloved apostle.
Mohammed invented the Dutch Rudder.
Joseph Smith like to drop Cleveland Steamers on his multiple wives.
Buddha gave Lao Tze a Rusty Trombone.

There. Go ahead and kill me.


No Donkey Punch?! ...or was that Zeus?

It's important to note that staff writer Mashaun contributed to this article.

No Such Agency: OK seriously, what is it with religious people and the whole "CRITICS HAVE TO DIE!" thing. Radical Muslims, well, they should know that if someone mocks Mohammed, and Allah wants them to die... won't they just die, somehow? Will of God and all that? Same with Christian extremists and abortion doctors/gays/etc.

God, Allah, Zeus, etc. act through us, I guess: If we have urges to kill Elton John because of a comment he made, then it is because Allah wishes us to kill him; we're a screwdriver, a tool, just doing our Lord's work.

I guess?

Zimmy: No Such Agency: OK seriously, what is it with religious people and the whole "CRITICS HAVE TO DIE!" thing. Radical Muslims, well, they should know that if someone mocks Mohammed, and Allah wants them to die... won't they just die, somehow? Will of God and all that? Same with Christian extremists and abortion doctors/gays/etc.

God, Allah, Zeus, etc. act through us, I guess: If we have urges to kill Elton John because of a comment he made, then it is because Allah wishes us to kill him; we're a screwdriver, a tool, just doing our Lord's work.

I guess?

No doubt. If I have an urge to spend all day fornicating under the influence of a doob the size of a chair leg, is that God too? No of course not. But good luck explaining that dichotomy to those people.

The depths of religious delusion never cease to amaze me. And yes, it's possible to be religious without projecting God's approval onto your every bad behaviour. /not so smug atheist

Crazy boy, you'll only wind up with strange notions in your head

Gay Jesus? I'll have to use that on my catholic mother.

GreatNOD: BorgiaGinz: inthemiddleofitall: Threatening Elton John's life for a comment he made is WAY out of line and yep a long jail term is fit for this guy. On the other hand; although everyone has thier own right to form an opinion to say that a religions saviour is gay is just BEGGING for reprisal.

Jesus was a gay pain fetishist who forgot his safe word. Oh, and he once drew a Dirty Sanchez on the face of John the beloved apostle.
Mohammed invented the Dutch Rudder.
Joseph Smith like to drop Cleveland Steamers on his multiple wives.
Buddha gave Lao Tze a Rusty Trombone.

There. Go ahead and kill me.


No Donkey Punch?! ...or was that Zeus?

No, Mohamed Donkey Punched Jesus while Jesus was riding bareback on Buddha.

/lets not even go into the reality of how depraved Mohamed was

Hold me closer

BorgiaGinz: Sweet freedom whispered in Elton's ear
"You're a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye"

And land with a big thud (He has the top three floors of a 40 story condo building.)

I meant to do my work today, but I read FARK instead.

So, I guess you could say that someone saved his life tonight....

Jeez, big deal.
If he was a muslim, his "call for death" wouldn't raise an eyebrow

Don't let The Son go down on me.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

beerbaron: Don't let The Son go down on me.

win!

Not knowing much Elton John I immediately thought of: petite feet, feminine step, sounds like a lady when he walks into the room...

beerbaron: Don't let The Son go down on me.

We're done here.

FarkLordOfTheSith 2010-03-12 08:28:03 AM

beerbaron: Don't let The Son go down on me.

We're done here.


It's a good pun, but innacurate.
Elton would say the opposite.

I feel the urge to stamp my feet right now. Huh.

saturday night alright for fighting saturday nights alright, ALRIGHT ooooooooo

A gay dude would never allow himself to be crucified in a loincloth so baggy and unrevealing.

"Hold me closer, Tiny Fundie!!"

*ahem* Is this thing on? Hello? Can I have everybody's attention?

This man has nothing to do with Christianity and is likely suffering from a severe mental illness. Please ignore him and move along. Thank you for your time.

When did saying "...Must Die!" become non protected speech? If (blank) is the President, that statement has traditionally invited a visit from the Secret Service, but for a private citizen?