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		Tragedy today, as school teacher Candice Berner was eaten by wolves. She was delicious (msnbc.msn.com)		159
		More: Scary, Candice Berner, Alaska Department of Fish, special education, Yellowstone National Park, Todd Coffey, Alaska State Troopers, Anchorage, Lee Cowan

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ZeroCorpse		2010-03-11 11:43:54 PM

ZeroCorpse		2010-03-11 11:45:49 PM

Oh, I forgot:

"Candice Berner found dead today, at the senseless age of 32."

CravenMorehead		2010-03-12 12:27:04 AM

Did she have a tender heart?

olddeegee		2010-03-12 12:48:08 AM

Was she wearing this?

rppp01a		2010-03-12 12:57:03 AM

Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.

haemaker		2010-03-12 02:17:27 AM

Murphy Brown is dead?

X MEAT PUPPET		2010-03-12 02:25:22 AM

WTF?

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat		2010-03-12 02:25:24 AM

reillan		2010-03-12 02:27:34 AM

haemaker: Murphy Brown is dead?

was waiting for the RIP comments....

matthew_tray		2010-03-12 02:29:13 AM

Stunning news today...a fireball destroyed France and Candice Berner is dead.

agwood18		2010-03-12 02:29:25 AM

Ok. This headline and thread are like way over my head. Someone fill a n00b in?

Irascible		2010-03-12 02:29:56 AM

Notabunny		2010-03-12 02:30:51 AM

I thought the article was going to be about another cougar attack

JRoo		2010-03-12 02:31:05 AM

The wolevese eat her body.
Yes Toki, and her bodys will nourish the wolves.

Ebert		2010-03-12 02:32:24 AM

Was she wearing a red riding hood?

Oldiron_79		2010-03-12 02:32:59 AM

Gerald Ford approves, was delicious

texdent		2010-03-12 02:33:09 AM

Man those Red Talons are pricks.

Jebus Slaves		2010-03-12 02:34:21 AM

Someone get Colbert on the blower for a threatdown!

/Grandpa Simpson quote seems weirdly accurate
//how the hell do you spell the adverb form of "eerie"?

texdent		2010-03-12 02:35:39 AM

Jebus Slaves: Someone get Colbert on the blower for a threatdown!

/Grandpa Simpson quote seems weirdly accurate
//how the hell do you spell the adverb form of "eerie"?

Eerily?

rawkus		2010-03-12 02:40:16 AM

you wolf wants school teacher?

rawkus		2010-03-12 02:40:51 AM

*your

/sorry, my brain was recently eaten by wolves

Baryogenesis		2010-03-12 02:42:36 AM

thread was done in one

/leaving satisfied

equusdc		2010-03-12 02:42:52 AM

This is relevant to my interests...

/Pics or it didn't happen

LewDux		2010-03-12 02:42:57 AM

First bobcats, now this. What's next - bucks stabbing people? These animals should be given stern warning

Jebus Slaves		2010-03-12 02:43:04 AM

texdent

Jebus Slaves: Someone get Colbert on the blower for a threatdown!

/Grandpa Simpson quote seems weirdly accurate
//how the hell do you spell the adverb form of "eerie"?

Eerily?

I dunno, it still looks too eerie.

/Victim of a public school education
//In IDAHO!!!

Dr.Zom		2010-03-12 02:44:44 AM

Notabunny: I thought the article was going to be about another cougar attack

It may still be. It's got all the hallmarks of a mountain lion attack.

UsikFark		2010-03-12 02:44:52 AM

Is it just me, or is MSNBC 404ing something serious like?

LincolnLogolas		2010-03-12 02:45:18 AM

The teacher in question:
images.smh.com.au

Special Ed teacher, too.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad		2010-03-12 02:45:32 AM

Mynd you, wølf bites Kan be pretty nasti...

TheLogicAvenger		2010-03-12 02:46:05 AM

Its really sad to see a family torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.

Nogale		2010-03-12 02:50:14 AM

I say the wolves are being framed, and the lupine American community frowns on these shenanigans.

Animatronik		2010-03-12 02:50:44 AM

.357 is your friend in such situations.

lionfish		2010-03-12 02:51:56 AM

That's just superfluous

006andahalf		2010-03-12 02:53:49 AM

That really bites.

I8B4U		2010-03-12 02:57:35 AM

These two words might have saved her life.

asmallvictory.net

"Beat it!"

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2010-03-12 03:00:05 AM

And I'm gay.

stoutde		2010-03-12 03:00:13 AM

There was predation on her body?

You mean she got mauled? English, mother farkers, english!

Toquinha		2010-03-12 03:06:37 AM

Did anyone else see an animal protection ad when they viewed the page?

Jebus Slaves		2010-03-12 03:09:33 AM

LincolnLogolas

The teacher in question:

I'd eat her too, even if she has crabs...

LordJiro		2010-03-12 03:10:47 AM

I8B4U: These ~~two~~ four words might have saved her life.

"Hey! Cut it out."

ultraholland		2010-03-12 03:11:27 AM

Villagers in a remote Alaska region...autopsy..inconclusive...

Those people ate her.

lvl0rg4n		2010-03-12 03:13:08 AM

Wanted for questioning

whereisian		2010-03-12 03:16:04 AM

lostcat		2010-03-12 03:20:10 AM

Is this like that clever British "in joke" where you name Underground stations?

I'll sit it out, thanks.

psp02ls		2010-03-12 03:22:14 AM

Did they eat 'er 'ole?
No, they spit out that bit!

rickthecabbie		2010-03-12 03:22:19 AM

LincolnLogolas: The teacher in question:

Special Ed teacher, too.

They must have smelled her crabs.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2010-03-12 03:31:26 AM

Baryogenesis: thread was done in one

/leaving satisfied

Yeah, you're not gay now, but one day you wake up, you like men, Gerald Ford dies and we're screwed.

/now I'm satisfied

agwood18: Ok. This headline and thread are like way over my head. Someone fill a n00b in?

Go to Hulu. Find the Dana Carvey show. Watch episode 8. Laugh your ass off. Great, great sketch. If you want to skip directly to it... it's somewhere in the middle, right after the More You Know spoof.

Korzine		2010-03-12 03:32:01 AM

I thought everyone in Alaska carried guns everywhere they went for just such and occasion.

upright_apes_r_us		2010-03-12 03:33:58 AM

Did she cry wolf?

\At Yellowstone National Park one is safe from a predator attack.
Until one has paid the entrance fee.

theyipper		2010-03-12 03:40:15 AM

Universal should have done a fake story setup to their Wolfman movie.

Similar to a Blair Witch style of town myth or death occurance (not the actual filming, lol).

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