He's the single greatest marketing resource they have. His firey persona combined with his butchering of the English language is AWESOME.

Hell, I'm a Cubs fan and I love Ozzie.

Well, other than Twitter. And Facebook. And he can still talk to the media.

So basically they told him he can't add his own website to all that. Somehow I think we're still going to get the full Ozzie. His Twitter is hilarious because he Twitters exactly like he talks.

You can't say enough about what a World Series title can do for you.

/not a hater.
//set Ozzie free.

I suspect that Williams' decision position might have had something to do with this. (new window)

FTA: White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, a Venezuelan, scoffed at Hunter's remarks before Wednesday's game against the Oakland Athletics. "I keep saying a lot of times, in 10 more years American people are going to need a visa to play this game because we're going to take over. We're going to," Guillen said.

Guillen is a terrific manager, but he shoots the Sox in the foot too often when he opens his mouth.

Kenny can take a hike. Ozzie is a damn good manager and too damn entertaining to lose.

Ozzie is a loudmouth racist that used steroids asshole. There. I said it.

Orgasmatron138: He's the single greatest marketing resource they have. His firey persona combined with his butchering of the English language is AWESOME.

Hell, I'm a Cubs fan and I love Ozzie.

You fargin icehole. I'll kick you in your fargin dwork.

As long as he can keep the Twitter. It's wonderful entertainment.

Ozzie Guillen is my kind of headache.

/yay, white sox.

Without Ozzie the Whities would fade into oblivion in Chicago. Kenny Williams is replaceable.

Panty Sniffer: Ozzie is a loudmouth racist that used steroids asshole. There. I said it.

Jose, is that you?

Favorite Ozzie tweets

Where is my guy arsenio hall my favorite show in the 80s

Great crowd today chicago greates fans hands down

Thanks andruw for showing up to the bbq we will wait for u manana. Hahaha yea right

We still proud of team usa

Great game no matter what new hockey fan go black hawke go

Dr drew I like you work very very patient guy I wish I have that abilities u have.

Looking for tickets to go to wrestlemania, I need help with that, they r way too expensive

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?

I look forward to his new line of excuses as to why the Twins beat the White Sox now that he can't blame the dome.

I follow him on Twitter and never have any freakin' idea what he's saying-- and that's for the tweets that are in English. High school Spanish last taken going on 10 years ago doesn't help so much with the Spanish tweets.

Kenny deserves a hero tag....Ozzie is a piece of shiat compared to Bobby Cox..

Ozzie is a trip, there's no doubt about it. That being said, I'm with Kenny on this one. We don't need this kind of distraction. There's too much potential with this year's roster to maintain an unnecessary side venture.

/ It's okay Ozzie. You'll still be heard.
// Go Sox!!

ragsthetiger: Guillen is a terrific manager, but he shoots the Sox in the foot too often when he opens his mouth.

This.

Marisyana: I for one welcome our Insane Twittering Venezuelan Overlord.


Beware of the Ozzie Mind Meld!


Panty Sniffer: Ozzie is a loudmouth racist that used steroids asshole. There. I said it.

Steriods?



Riiiight

Orgasmatron138: He's the single greatest marketing resource they have. His firey persona combined with his butchering of the English language is AWESOME.

Hell, I'm a Cubs fan and I love Ozzie.

That being said, he still makes as much sense in press conferences as Lou Piniella.

Panty Sniffer: Ozzie is a loudmouth racist that used steroids asshole. There. I said it.

....any evidence of this, because I've never heard such accusations.

You're a know-nothing assclown....THERE! I SAID IT!

/Go Sox
//Panty Go Away

there is only one ozzie..

Ozzie is absolutely hilarious. I can't wait for the Sox's series on the MLB network. Reporters say that working with the Sox is like working with no other team because of the characters around the club house. Should be lotsa fun.

/White Sox! White Sox! Go go White Sox!

mandrsn1: Orgasmatron138: He's the single greatest marketing resource they have. His firey persona combined with his butchering of the English language is AWESOME.

Hell, I'm a Cubs fan and I love Ozzie.

That being said, he still makes as much sense in press conferences as Lou Piniella.

To be fair, Lou handicaps himself with cocktails so it's competitive.

The White Sox could go undefeated with Ozzie back at shortstop and still not outdraw the Cubs.

/you know it's true

ChrisDe: The White Sox could go undefeated with Ozzie back at shortstop and still not outdraw the Cubs.

/you know it's true

So? I care about W's and rings, not attendance. On the South Side, people have day jobs.

soze: ChrisDe: The White Sox could go undefeated with Ozzie back at shortstop and still not outdraw the Cubs.

/you know it's true

So? I care about W's and rings, not attendance. On the South Side, people have day jobs.

The last time the White Sox and more wins that the Cubs was 2006. As a baseball fan, the North Side experience is superior.

ChrisDe: soze: ChrisDe: The White Sox could go undefeated with Ozzie back at shortstop and still not outdraw the Cubs.

/you know it's true

So? I care about W's and rings, not attendance. On the South Side, people have day jobs.

The last time the White Sox and more wins that the Cubs was 2006. As a baseball fan, the North Side experience is superior.



:D

Samples from Ozzie's Twitter:

"I wish I have my bike in this moment"
"I want a corona polar presidente now please this trafic lord"
"Where is my guy arsenio hall my favorite show in the 80s"
"They stole 2 GPS from our garage wtf? I thought venezuela was dangerous wow.. Glendale wow"

It must be great to be that drunk all the time.