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Wonder Skin Powers Activate!

I'll take faux superpower tattoos over tattooing your farking retina (new window).

/Although I much preffer the 'no tattoo' policy I have on my body
//Getting a tattoo before was a thing for outcasts, a punk thing if you will
///Nowadays, everyone wants or has one, so the punk thing to do is not have one

Needs more Jolie

Some tattoos give you the superpower of never being hired again. It's sort of a double-edged sword.

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Wonder Skin Powers Activate!

Hah! Nice.

Form of...Angelina Jolie's tampon!

I thought this was common knowledge.

Blah blah blah. Come on. I want Mr COOL ICE. I want that one of the guy's dead wife. I want the centaur-rainbow-Swayze.

Am I the only one here who finds tats a total turn-off?

Meh. Non-aggressive asian culture has mystic release valve. I just use beer for that.

Treygreen13: Some tattoos give you the superpower of never being hired again. It's sort of a double-edged sword.

Several million middle class, middle aged women who work in offices who happen to have a lame butterfly tattoo somewhere on their body hidden under their polyester office lady clothes would disagree.

Approves and agrees.

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Bang Kok


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Genitals.


LOL!!

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Treygreen13: Some tattoos give you the superpower of never being hired again. It's sort of a double-edged sword.

Several million middle class, middle aged women who work in offices who happen to have a lame butterfly tattoo somewhere on their body hidden under their polyester office lady clothes would disagree.

I've highlighted the operative word.

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Treygreen13: Some tattoos give you the superpower of never being hired again. It's sort of a double-edged sword.

Several million middle class, middle aged women who work in offices who happen to have a lame butterfly tattoo somewhere on their body hidden under their polyester office lady clothes would disagree.


Hidden.

How can you tell if a pig used to be in the Navy back in the day.

Everyone knows that for the best magical tattoos you go to Morth of Atlantis.

simpsonfan: Meh, if a girl gets a tattoo, I don't care. If she's already ugly at least.



But she did it to be prettier! Aren't you just supposed to keep adding decorations until things get pretty?

Wait, that's what we do with Christmas trees.

whidbey: Am I the only one here who finds tats a total turn-off?

Wow. A red-letter day for me. I agree with whidbey...

/Not into them, but, as a great man in "my generation" once said, "It's your thang..."

whidbey: Am I the only one here who finds tats a total turn-off?

Actually, I think you are in the majority, or at least the vocal minority here on Fark. Personally, I'm more attracted to people if they DO have tattoos. My wife is covered.

The difference between people who do and do not have tattoos? People with tattoos don't give a shiat if you don't have tattoos. It seems to me like people who have tattoos are far less judgemental about what someone does with their body or their lifestyle than those who don't.

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Several million middle class, middle aged women who work in offices who happen to have a lame butterfly tattoo somewhere on their body hidden under their polyester office lady clothes

I, for one, am appalled. But I can't act solely on anecdotal evidence. Ever heard of random drug testing? I support random tattoo searches.

/I will find them
//very, very slowly

Iron Chef Scottish: Blah blah blah. Come on. I want Mr COOL ICE. I want that one of the guy's dead wife. I want the centaur-rainbow-Swayze.

and the mugshot of the nazi who had the crap beat out of him

Remember this one?

BravadoGT: Sometimes, Thai tattoos get your ass beat...

Came to make the Lost reference and beaten to the punch right out of the gate.

/"He walks among us but he is not one of us."

Isn't Tattoo the name of Angelina Jolie's fifteenth kid?

Scars and tattoos - both eternal reminders of a moment of stupidity, but at least the scars didn't necessarily involve deliberate stupidity.

/flamebait for the supplementally pigmented

Oblig:

Speaking of Angelina Jolie

I would wreck her until there was nothing left but her watch. I might fark that too.

TXEric: whidbey: Am I the only one here who finds tats a total turn-off?

Wow. A red-letter day for me. I agree with whidbey...

As if that's such a horrible once-in-a-lifetime thing.

Sheesh.


Tantrum: The difference between people who do and do not have tattoos? People with tattoos don't give a shiat if you don't have tattoos. It seems to me like people who have tattoos are far less judgemental about what someone does with their body or their lifestyle than those who don't.

I can't say I really care that much, seems like people who do have tats aren't really anyone I hang out with.

But every now and then I'll see someone with something a little more classy like a Celtic knot and I'm still "WTF?"

They just look ugly. Maybe because the tat is faded and the skin is stretched, I don't know.

I keep thinking that someday I'll see a tat (or might even want to get one) I really like that isn't just some clever sight gag and has both beauty and personal meaning, but it hasn't happened yet.

/Hope I don't sound like a total bummer.

Megan Fox reading... haha good one.

whidbey: TXEric: whidbey: Am I the only one here who finds tats a total turn-off?

Wow. A red-letter day for me. I agree with whidbey...

As if that's such a horrible once-in-a-lifetime thing.

Sheesh.

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No problems, dude! Not horrible, just memorable.
Common ground - gotta embrace that!

Tattoos are a failure at self expression. They are reflective of our shallow culture and shallow behavior. The sentiment runs along the the lines of "Oh, I'll have someone draw a picture on my body and that will reflect my life experience. Therefore my life has validity."

Tattoos are cheap self indulgences to help people believe they are important or have had significant experiences. Mostly, they are expressions of a lack of confidence in one's own experiences if the personal history is so cheap that it is expressed in a drawing on the skin.

This is nothing new. It's simply the new manifestation of pathetic humanity.

angelina jolie is ugly as sin. she looks like she just fell down a flight of stairs and landed on her lips

Also:

dear farkettes,

please, please do not get a tat on the boobies! it is an abomination!

It's all about the interactive tramp stamp

Never thought Angelina Jolie was much, either. Big lips bought by medical science.

/I'm such a man w/o a country in this thread...:\

whidbey: Tantrum: The difference between people who do and do not have tattoos? People with tattoos don't give a shiat if you don't have tattoos. It seems to me like people who have tattoos are far less judgemental about what someone does with their body or their lifestyle than those who don't.

I can't say I really care that much, seems like people who do have tats aren't really anyone I hang out with.

But every now and then I'll see someone with something a little more classy like a Celtic knot and I'm still "WTF?"

They just look ugly. Maybe because the tat is faded and the skin is stretched, I don't know.

I keep thinking that someday I'll see a tat (or might even want to get one) I really like that isn't just some clever sight gag and has both beauty and personal meaning, but it hasn't happened yet.

/Hope I don't sound like a total bummer.

Nah. It's true that there's a lot of ugly work done out there. I only go to artists that I trust to do good work, and I'm not ashamed of anything I have on me.

Aside from that, some of my best friends work at tattoo parlors and could blow away any stereotype people have about people with tattoos.

It sounds like you might be a little more open-minded than most, but remember what I was saying about how people with tattoos are less judgemental than those without? I think every Fark thread about tattoos pretty much supports my theory.

whidbey

Never thought Angelina Jolie was much, either. Big lips bought by medical science.


Never thought I'd say this, but go watch 'Hackers'. She's looked like that for a long time.

It only works with radioactive ink.

Tantrum: Nah. It's true that there's a lot of ugly work done out there. I only go to artists that I trust to do good work, and I'm not ashamed of anything I have on me.

Aside from that, some of my best friends work at tattoo parlors and could blow away any stereotype people have about people with tattoos.

It sounds like you might be a little more open-minded than most, but remember what I was saying about how people with tattoos are less judgemental than those without? I think every Fark thread about tattoos pretty much supports my theory.

Yeah, but for everyone of those out there there are 50 tattooed morans that are reenforcing the negative image.

Thakh: I'd be more worried about that dude's lobster claw hands than his tattoos.

chechcal: It's all about the interactive tramp stamp

Are those pinball flippers?

whidbey: I keep thinking that someday I'll see a tat (or might even want to get one) I really like that isn't just some clever sight gag and has both beauty and personal meaning, but it hasn't happened yet.

I used to be in your camp (as in, anti-ink), and then one day I got inspired. I figured out exactly what I wanted, and exactly where I wanted it. Results are in my profile, and I can pretty much guarantee you've never seen a person with this tattoo.