Slideshows kill.

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I understand the term is subjective, but Pufferfish and Moose??? Seriously?

There's not an animal on that 'list' (read: f*ckin' slideshow!) which is actually 'cute' to me.

Isn't this a repeat?

imprimere: I understand the term is subjective, but Pufferfish and Moose??? Seriously?

There's not an animal on that 'list' (read: f*ckin' slideshow!) which is actually 'cute' to me.

You have a weird definition of cure then. Though I agree that most of them aren't remotely cute. Cracked has a much better, much shorter list.

sandi_fish: Isn't this a repeat?

Yeah, I thought we saw this very recently.

Yes. This was done very recently.

Yes. This was done very recently.

What incredibly vague and broad descriptions.
Without much editing, they could have just shortened their slideshow to:
1. Mammals
2. Fish and other Marine Creatures
3. Birds
4. Reptiles

"'You don't make fun of the mentally handicapped.' I agree with you, even though you sound like half a 'tard to begin with. Maybe you shouldn't be the group spokesperson. You don't, for a couple reasons. First, they have the strength of ten men; that's the equivalent of 1 chimpanzee. That's why if you ever see a retarded chimpanzee you turn and RUN! 'Cause that thing is a borderline superhero."

Moose are especially dangerous if you're driving a motorcycle late at night around here. Think there was a guy killed by one last year. Impact might've bruised the moose.

okami36

Moose are especially dangerous if you're driving a motorcycle late at night around here.


I don't want to diminish the good point you made, but one does not drive a motorcycle: one rides a motorcycle.

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I trot this out as much as I can these days...

Englebert Slaptyback: I don't want to diminish the good point you made, but one does not drive a motorcycle: one rides a motorcycle.

And this is why I'm not licensed to operate one. Perhaps, one day, though. They just look like a lot of fun.

Bring um on

/12g auto

Definitely nowhere near enough Australian animals on that list. Highest overlap of cute+deadly in the world, I reckon.

Platypus (venomous)
Koala (claws that will take your face off)
Kangaroo (will kick the living shiat out of your disembowelled corpse)

Mind you, that Slow Loris thing would probably sucker a lot of people.

I read this a while back, and i entirely believed it until i got to the moose. Unless you're standing directly behind a moose and pissing it off you needn't worry about it randomly attacking you in the woods. A cat would hurt you too if you pissed it off enough, any animal would.

//on topic

okami36: Moose are especially dangerous if you're driving a motorcycle late at night around here. Think there was a guy killed by one last year. Impact might've bruised the moose.

I used to listen to VOCM out of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Probably once a week, the daily traffic report would have a report of a moose + motorcycle. That has to be messy.

FTFSS
They attack more people annually than bears do, and they are especially aggressive when defending a calf

and bears are higher on the list? i would rather mess with a bear than a moose. i am confindent that i can scar most bears away, i think a moose would just give me the finger and knife me
/yes moose carry knives
//since when were moose cute?

okami36

And this is why I'm not licensed to operate one. Perhaps, one day, though. They just look like a lot of fun.


They are indeed. They generally accelerate faster than cars and are a lot of fun on twisty roads.

Half of those aren't even close to cute!

Englebert Slaptyback: okami36

And this is why I'm not licensed to operate one. Perhaps, one day, though. They just look like a lot of fun.


They are indeed. They generally accelerate faster than cars and are a lot of fun on twisty roads.

Dad used to have one when he was my age. Used to seat me on the gas tank and ride us around. Sure felt fast then, but doubt it was really much more than necessary to stay upright. Figure I'd like a nice mid-range bike. Not a crotch rocket or a full-on ho, but something comfortable with enough power and speed when I want it. Not a touring bike, though, I'd like to be able to right it if I tip over.

Approving links that are slideshows makes baby Jeebus cry.

some swedish girl: I read this a while back, and i entirely believed it until i got to the moose. Unless you're standing directly behind a moose and pissing it off you needn't worry about it randomly attacking you in the woods. A cat would hurt you too if you pissed it off enough, any animal would.

wrong. moose are very territorial and aggressive, they will stomp the crap out of you if given the opportunity. give them a wide berth if you run into them in the wild. got a $2500 vet bill after a moose stomped the crap out of my lab.

Pandas aren't bears.

Ow! That was my feelings!: got a $2500 vet bill after a moose stomped the crap out of my lab.

Stop making meth in the woods.

/Bullwinkle

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